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Potentially the thread of the year!!

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Reminds me somehow of that moose thing that got impaled on the fence in that other thread.

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**** GRAMMAR!

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Uh, mule deer.

See also http://www.outdooroddities.com/2008/04/10/spiked-mule-deer/
 
What the hell happened to this thread?

what happened to this thread??? you did, baby.

your sexiness has drove many of the young foolish boys here out of their minds.

lol - fuck the haters. . .
 
withoutrulers, did you procure Michael J Fox and that magic marker yet? My patience is growing thin.
I had the ingredients for our sexy party ordered in last week. I've had micheal j. fox doodling scribble art on a dry erase board trying to keep his pimp hand strong. You would not believe how closely his mona lisa resembles a plate of spaghetti. Anywho, hope you've waxed your vitals, cause I got out the slip and slide and oiled it up, and pubic hair just creates drag.:callme:
 
I had the ingredients for our sexy party ordered in last week. I've had micheal j. fox doodling scribble art on a dry erase board trying to keep his pimp hand strong. You would not believe how closely his mona lisa resembles a plate of spaghetti. Anywho, hope you've waxed your vitals, cause I got out the slip and slide and oiled it up, and pubic hair just creates drag.:callme:

I was waxed not two days ago, don't you worry about that. Do you still have that swimming pool filled with grape jello?
 
I was waxed not two days ago, don't you worry about that. Do you still have that swimming pool filled with grape jello?

I like the way you think.
 
I was waxed not two days ago, don't you worry about that. Do you still have that swimming pool filled with grape jello?
Grape jello pool check, massage midgets check, assortment of gently used anal toys check, stack of ritz juttin up from my navel, well you betch yer sweet ass.
 
Lesbo pic - Check!
 
Grape jello pool check, massage midgets check, assortment of gently used anal toys check, stack of ritz juttin up from my navel, well you betch yer sweet ass.

Now you're talkin, baby. PM details of date and time. Do you prefer paddles or whips?
 
Now you're talkin, baby. PM details of date and time. Do you prefer paddles or whips?
Paddles bring you in closer to the action, but whips say you really mean business. It's a tough call. Have any paddle whips? Speaking of paddles, I was out walking along the river the other day and was watching a beaver do his thing, when he out of no where starts slapping the water with his tail. It was the loudest, most graceless sound I've heard in while. Turns out it was a mating call, and well I was immediately entranced. Beaver sex isn't quite as awesome as you'd expect. He said he'd call me, but I haven't heard any thing yet. I think my beaver friend may have used me for my voluptuous lady humps.
 
When are you going to learn? Sex is just sex. You can't expect every Tom, Dick and Beaver you let lay you to call you back. It's not personal, just live in the moment. If you don't it will do a number on your self-esteem. Okay?
 
When are you going to learn? Sex is just sex. You can't expect every Tom, Dick and Beaver you let lay you to call you back. It's not personal, just live in the moment. If you don't it will do a number on your self-esteem. Okay?

[QUOTE = withoutrulers] Paddles bring you in closer to the action, but whips say you really mean business. It's a tough call. Have any paddle whips? Speaking of paddles, I was out walking along the river the other day and was watching a beaver do his thing, when he out of no where starts slapping the water with his tail. It was the loudest, most graceless sound I've heard in while.

Does anyone else sense an unusual kindred and soulful (albeit twisted) like-mindedness between these two swell kids? CD & WOR -- which spells CROWD when rearranged, but only two in this crowd, I'm thinking. The sexual tension, even between the lines, is palpable; the sort of chemistry that sparks-and-arcs, linking two unusual intellects (which is pretty f-ing rare) and promises to blaze even hotter between the sheets. Hepburn and Tracy, Bogart and Bacall come to mind. The list is short and legendary -- but giants and eagles don't flock, do they? However, the bravest among them DO fuck. Like bunnies, or so I've read. Please keep us informed. (No, this is not some lame-assed request for photos. I'll wait and pirate the video.)
 
[QUOTE = withoutrulers] Paddles bring you in closer to the action, but whips say you really mean business. It's a tough call. Have any paddle whips? Speaking of paddles, I was out walking along the river the other day and was watching a beaver do his thing, when he out of no where starts slapping the water with his tail. It was the loudest, most graceless sound I've heard in while.

Does anyone else sense an unusual kindred and soulful (albeit twisted) like-mindedness between these two swell kids? CD & WOR -- which spells CROWD when rearranged, but only two in this crowd, I'm thinking. The sexual tension, even between the lines, is palpable; the sort of chemistry that sparks-and-arcs, linking two unusual intellects (which is pretty f-ing rare) and promises to blaze even hotter between the sheets. Hepburn and Tracy, Bogart and Bacall come to mind. The list is short and legendary -- but giants and eagles don't flock, do they? However, the bravest among them DO fuck. Like bunnies, or so I've read. Please keep us informed. (No, this is not some lame-assed request for photos. I'll wait and pirate the video.)
I'm afraid that, like my beaver friend, Cellardoor is just using me for the sex. I'm gonna continue to allow this to happen. P.s. I tried to rep you for this post, but it said that I'm not quite awesome enough to hand out ultramega reps just yet. Under the capt'n's tutelage, I shall rise a mighty rep machine, altering the course of I.M. history it's self.
 
I'm afraid that, like my beaver friend, Cellardoor is just using me for the sex. I'm gonna continue to allow this to happen. P.s. I tried to rep you for this post, but it said that I'm not quite awesome enough to hand out ultramega reps just yet. Under the capt'n's tutelage, I shall rise a mighty rep machine, altering the course of I.M. history it's self.

No worries, Oh-Twisted-Anarachist. My best advice to you is stick one of Cellar Doors tits in each ear, and listen for your gun to go off. I have amazing (but tasteful) photos of her exiting a pool wearing some kind of gauzy bikini (or silk napkin, maybe) and ear mufflers are a must.
 
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