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Gentlemans Father I confess

jagbender

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I have to confess being one of the old washed up "OLD" dudes here on the forum. It is time that the truth comes out.

I was down in Hialea FL in the 1980's. I got really fucked up one night and went to the Zoo. Feeling kinda Horny and really fucked up I started fucking all the animals in the zoo.


Gentleman has revealed my deep dark seccret.

If gnats had such brains, even they would cringe at your lack of proof-reading.

I think banging all those jaguars in the zoos has taken at lot more out of you than your humanity.

Beastality is usually frowned upon in most circles.
I guess your little weird cult must believe you're a god.

Bet you animals have sex to this type of music..... "JUNGLE BOOGIE"??

I imagine elephants will next in line on your "hit it" list, eh hunter??

In my drunken Fuck Fest I fucked a few Jaguars and an elephant then I hit up this Gorilla and fucked her every way imaginable.

Well about 9 months later Gentleman was born.

Gentleman, (Son) I'm So sorry you had to find out that I am your Father this way.


Also My deepest appoligies to the good folks here on IM for this bastard Son of mine being such a troll.
 
Blame it on the good drugs from the 80's.

My condoleneces,
 
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::ohyeah:

What the fuck?!?!?

Somebody hates gentlemen,

gives the history- how did gentleman piss you off?

Only inbreds hate me and create lousy threads like this one.

Jagbanger is working straight out of Beni and Nohomosofflimits playbook.
 
Only inbreds hate me and create lousy threads like this one.

Jagbanger is working straight out of Beni and Nohomosofflimits playbook.

Stop trying to make me pos rep you
 
Stop trying to make me pos rep you


Just ignore those inbred instincts and go for it.

You'll feel sooo much better about yourself.

I'M Sorry you feel that was Son.

Daddy loves you

HA HA HA --- more of that amazing, gnat impressing intellect huh Jaggy??

So "father" I'm sure you saw the word monkey in "Killermonkey" forum handle.

Will you go after him with reckless sexual abandon next, simply because you believe he's actually a monkey?

I just hope he's ready for you with enough tranquilizer ammunition to contain your savage lust and hunger.
 
Only inbreds hate me and create lousy threads like this one.

Jagbanger is working straight out of Beni and Nohomosofflimits playbook.


I wouldn't limit to Inbreds there are plenty of others out there that don't love you like I do.

You know Son your inbred too.

Chin up and face the world like a man!

Best wishes Daddy
 
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Probably about time to look into that 72nd trimester abortion, huh Jagbender? Let me know if you need any coathangers.
 
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Pull out next time.
 



I thought all of the surveillance video were destroyed in ther 80's :paddle:



That gorilla came so hard it almost ripped my cock off. I should have pulled out Lesson learned


Daym I need to get something for that bald spot. :geewhiz:
 
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