jagbender
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I have to confess being one of the old washed up "OLD" dudes here on the forum. It is time that the truth comes out.
I was down in Hialea FL in the 1980's. I got really fucked up one night and went to the Zoo. Feeling kinda Horny and really fucked up I started fucking all the animals in the zoo.
Gentleman has revealed my deep dark seccret.
In my drunken Fuck Fest I fucked a few Jaguars and an elephant then I hit up this Gorilla and fucked her every way imaginable.
Well about 9 months later Gentleman was born.
Gentleman, (Son) I'm So sorry you had to find out that I am your Father this way.
Also My deepest appoligies to the good folks here on IM for this bastard Son of mine being such a troll.
I was down in Hialea FL in the 1980's. I got really fucked up one night and went to the Zoo. Feeling kinda Horny and really fucked up I started fucking all the animals in the zoo.
Gentleman has revealed my deep dark seccret.
If gnats had such brains, even they would cringe at your lack of proof-reading.
I think banging all those jaguars in the zoos has taken at lot more out of you than your humanity.
Beastality is usually frowned upon in most circles.
I guess your little weird cult must believe you're a god.
Bet you animals have sex to this type of music..... "JUNGLE BOOGIE"??
I imagine elephants will next in line on your "hit it" list, eh hunter??
In my drunken Fuck Fest I fucked a few Jaguars and an elephant then I hit up this Gorilla and fucked her every way imaginable.
Well about 9 months later Gentleman was born.
Gentleman, (Son) I'm So sorry you had to find out that I am your Father this way.
Also My deepest appoligies to the good folks here on IM for this bastard Son of mine being such a troll.