_LG_
Banned Member
Here it is, thecaptn has negged me several times for posting in a thread he didn't like. After I already posted he said he would neg anyone who posted there. I told him that was a bitch move (it is) so he took swift and overwhelming action
In a PM, he said he would only stop destroying my life (without tons of reps on IMF life isn't worth living) if I made a thread claiming to sucking his wee wee.
So here goes:
Thecaptn, you are the toughest most bad ass dude to ever grace the internet with your incredibly muscular stature. Without hard asses like you the web would be full of honest opinion and free thought. I dont know what I was thinking when I disobeyed a direct order from you. I only hope you can find it in your heart of hearts to let my blunder slide, for without my cherished reps I think this proportionate dwarf will certainly perish. But remember without me you will no longer receive your daily suppository protein injections nor will your mother ever know again the oh so sweet taste of my anus on her tongue. So keep that in mind as you continue to fulfill your purpose in life by saving the IM boards from from posts you dont like and punishing the offenders.
I will however apologize for this: I once went from your ass to your moms mouth.
I'm sure as a bad boy moderator you'll edit this post to keep your family secret safe, but everytime you smell your mothers horrid breath you'll know I speak the truth.
In a PM, he said he would only stop destroying my life (without tons of reps on IMF life isn't worth living) if I made a thread claiming to sucking his wee wee.
So here goes:
Thecaptn, you are the toughest most bad ass dude to ever grace the internet with your incredibly muscular stature. Without hard asses like you the web would be full of honest opinion and free thought. I dont know what I was thinking when I disobeyed a direct order from you. I only hope you can find it in your heart of hearts to let my blunder slide, for without my cherished reps I think this proportionate dwarf will certainly perish. But remember without me you will no longer receive your daily suppository protein injections nor will your mother ever know again the oh so sweet taste of my anus on her tongue. So keep that in mind as you continue to fulfill your purpose in life by saving the IM boards from from posts you dont like and punishing the offenders.
I will however apologize for this: I once went from your ass to your moms mouth.
I'm sure as a bad boy moderator you'll edit this post to keep your family secret safe, but everytime you smell your mothers horrid breath you'll know I speak the truth.
