Standard Donkey really is a regular jackass.

[GMO]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen...step on up and see the AMAZING Standard donkey:

He breaks through the barriers of human physiology by gaining 90lbs in 11 months:

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144962-bulking-cutting-cycles-redone.html

But wait, that's not all. He credits this amazing feat to drinking milk:

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144962-bulking-cutting-cycles-redone-2.html

700mg of Tren and 1g of Mast a week...OH YEAH, the Donkey can do it:

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144743-cutting-cycle-redux.html

He has also SHATTERED our theory about proper cycling by running 5 cycles in ONE year. I tell you this Donkey is truly worthy of our worship:

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144359-proposed-cutting-cycle-2.html

Worried about running 2 19-nors at high dosages simultaneously? Well then you are a pussy. The Donkey will run 600mg of both Tren and Nandrolone a week and put you to shame!

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144359-proposed-cutting-cycle.html

Never in my time here at IM have I found a more remarkable person than the Standard Donkey. We are all in awe of your miraculous weight gain and steadfast support for the dairy industry.

Thank you Standard Donkey for truly living up to your name and showing us all the proper way to cycle anabolics and sharing all of the knowledge that you have gained in your 21 years on this earth.

 

[M4A3]

Actually GMO, to accurately quote the dipshit, he said he went from 130 to 245 lbs in 11 months, and 90 lbs of it was muscle.

So, he's claiming he gained 115 lbs in 11 months, and 78.26% of that weigh gain was muscle.

This is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever seen shoveled here at IM.

Something tells me this kid is 15, never run a cycle, and that he likely doesn't weigh more than a buck fifty.

 

[theCaptn']

 

[Big Pimpin]

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

Where do these Dbags come from?!?!?

 

[CellarDoor]

I have noticed that this site is a magnet for douches.

 

[ANIMALHAUS]

I have noticed that this site is a magnet for douches.

And it's only been getting worse the past couple months!

 

[CellarDoor]

And it's only been getting worse the past couple months!

Yea, I've noticed....


Well you boys need to get on your game, bend these bitches over and give them something to reflect on, lol. Make it so only the strong survive.

 

[Vibrant]

What I like about jackass boy is that whenever someone gives him advice he doesn't like, he says you're all fucking idiots and dont know shit. So, to pretty much sum it up, he claims he went from being an aids patient to uber jacked in 11 months.

 

[SloppyJ]

He bitches about when you won't give him advice. And then when you do, he totally blows it off. But in reality we should all be trying to figure out how to gain 115lbs in a year. Maybe he should quit his "Investments" which I speculate are in men's sex toys, and go pro. Sounds like he'll give cutler a run for his money. Give him another year and he'll be 300lbs at 3% BF.

 

[Acee]

All in the name, Standard Donkey........just a Jackass

 

[Madmann]

You silly muthafuckers take ridiculous shit too seriously to actually retain it and start an entire fucking thread about it, LOL @ that Donkey bitch owning your simple minds.

 

[GMO]

You silly muthafuckers take ridiculous shit too seriously to actually retain it and start an entire fucking thread about it, LOL @ that Donkey bitch owning your simple minds.

Actually tough guy...I just did it because I thought it would be funny. That's hardly anyone "owning my simple mind".

...and negged.

 

[SloppyJ]

You silly muthafuckers take ridiculous shit too seriously to actually retain it and start an entire fucking thread about it, LOL @ that Donkey bitch owning your simple minds.

Stick to what you know. Obviously this isn't it.

 

[skinnyguy180]

LOL just tel him to up the trean ace dose to a solid gram. Im sure the tool bait would listen and then we can rid the world of him.

 

[littlekev]

You would have to say 2gr because apparently he's run over a gr in his pursuit for jaundice!

 

[skinnyguy180]

You would have to say 2gr because apparently he's run over a gr in his pursuit for jaundice!

hahah really i didnt finish reading the thread better make it three

 

[littlekev]

 

[Big Pimpin]

He bitches about when you won't give him advice. And then when you do, he totally blows it off. But in reality we should all be trying to figure out how to gain 115lbs in a year. Maybe he should quit his "Investments" which I speculate are in men's sex toys, and go pro. Sounds like he'll give cutler a run for his money. Give him another year and he'll be 300lbs at 3% BF.

And the mofo is only 21yo....

 

[withoutrulers]

1.5 g of tren ftw!! Wolverines are so mean they'll actually steal food from a polar bear. I'm betting that's the kind of aggression a gram of tren would cause. Getting kicked off the wrestling team for being too aggressive. (my room mate in college).

 

[MDR]

Very funny thread. I really enjoyed going back over all the B.S. this kid posted in GMO's first post. God what a nimrod.

 

[Vibrant]

I'm not sure he's even 21 yet because at times he sounds like a hormonal 15 year old girl.

 

[sofargone561]

and it's only been getting worse the past couple months!

for real!

 

[sofargone561]

You silly muthafuckers take ridiculous shit too seriously to actually retain it and start an entire fucking thread about it, LOL @ that Donkey bitch owning your simple minds.

calm down just cuz where gettin off on your son doesnt mean ur troll ass should chime in. GTFO

 

[Dark Geared God]

Where do these Dbags come from?!?!?

ask your mom

 

[Zaphod]

You silly muthafuckers take ridiculous shit too seriously to actually retain it and start an entire fucking thread about it, LOL @ that Donkey bitch owning your simple minds.

What's up, my little bitch?

I'm offering Madmann up to anyone who wants to rape his ass, wipe your dick off on his tongue and punch him in the throat. The best part is IT'S FREE!!

 

[sofargone561]

i dont even want him ill throw in a free weeks worth of cat food to feed his ass for anyone who takes this^^^ guys offer

 

[Vibrant]

i dont even want him ill throw in a free weeks worth of cat food to feed his ass for anyone who takes this^^^ guys offer

And I'll throw in some dog food, so he can have a little variety in his meals....

 

[maxxb]

Ur the fuckin man GMO. Classic.

 

[Madmann]

sofargone561><madmann's wife

^^^^^^

This is also the tactic of a typical jackass.