Pissed on my vial wtf!

[USMC]

I woulda used it, but than again I'm gonna die from Yellow Fever or whatever other crazy shit we picked up in the desert anyway.

Urine is sterile, and your toilet bowl is actually cleaner than the sink(anyone else see that mythbusters episode?).

 

[Killermonkey]

This is the dumbest mistake I heard of

 

[SFW]

This is horrible. Next you'll be collecting used syringes in a parking lot and cutting your gears with rain water. You wanna end up like LW? collapsed veins and herpes, unsure who your kids dad is! huh? do you?

 

[gamma]

hahaha i pissed on my x in the shower once .........its better to be pissed off than pissed on

 

[Mr.BTB]

How do you pee without grabbing your junk???

Nevermind...I don't want to know.

stand at a urinal it has a wider span.

The worst is waking up with a raging boner and having to piss really bad....thats when you get in the shower and piss up the wall or outside.

And to all those saying your toilet is cleaner than your sink......You filthy cunts need to learn how to wash your sink with antibacterial gear.....Honestly how many would wash their sink besides doing dirty dishes in them?

 

[OnPoint88]

stand at a urinal it has a wider span.

The worst is waking up with a raging boner and having to piss really bad....thats when you get in the shower and piss up the wall or outside.

And to all those saying your toilet is cleaner than your sink......You filthy cunts need to learn how to wash your sink with antibacterial gear.....Honestly how many would wash their sink besides doing dirty dishes in them?

Actually when I have a raging boner, which is most every morning lol, I just piss in the sink!

 

[Mr.BTB]

So now we know why your sink is full of piss and shit and filthy! lol

 

[JCBourne]

Wow, I can't even begin to explain how stupid your choices where. Seriously... taking a piss and drawing at the same time?

 

[USMC]

stand at a urinal it has a wider span.

The worst is waking up with a raging boner and having to piss really bad....thats when you get in the shower and piss up the wall or outside.

And to all those saying your toilet is cleaner than your sink......You filthy cunts need to learn how to wash your sink with antibacterial gear.....Honestly how many would wash their sink besides doing dirty dishes in them?

Not saying it's the be all end all but Mythbusters proved that your average toilet has less germs than your toothbrush. Just saying.

 

[suprfast]

stand at a urinal it has a wider span.

The worst is waking up with a raging boner and having to piss really bad....thats when you get in the shower and piss up the wall or outside.

And to all those saying your toilet is cleaner than your sink......You filthy cunts need to learn how to wash your sink with antibacterial gear.....Honestly how many would wash their sink besides doing dirty dishes in them?

Pissing in the shower is the truth. I feel like I need to be part of the Cirque du soleil just to piss in the toilet with a boner.


On a side note dont store any of your gear in the restroom. Didnt any of you watch mythbusters and the tooth brush. Yea, you are all brushing your teeth with shit.

mythbusters fecal matter tests

 

[NeilPearson]

I don't think I could piss with a boner...

 

[Mr.BTB]

^ It's hard....no pun. lol

 

[FordFan]

sorry for your loss of gear, BUT that is some funny shit!!!!

 

[boss]

Little wing drinks her piss cause its sterile and she likes the taste

 

[LightBearer]

why would you draw while pissing?
i read somewhere a while ago that the splashing from a stream of urine can reach like 10 feet away, keep anything sterile out of bathroom

 

[OnPoint88]

why would you draw while pissing?
i read somewhere a while ago that the splashing from a stream of urine can reach like 10 feet away, keep anything sterile out of bathroom

It was more like pissing while I was drawing.

 

[TriumphTt600]

Throw it out. Get some more

 

[banker23]

Ok so I get out of the shower and decide to multi task, while I'm taking a piss I start drawing out of a vial and it slips out of my hands and falls in the toilet filled with piss! I have one of the time is standing still moments and realize damp hands and glass don't work well together. Now I can't flush the toilet without losing the vial so I grab a dishwashing glove and reach in. Only fucking problem is the water is deeper than the glove and I get a glove full of piss. Just one of those days. So of course I take another antibacterial shower. I dipped the vial in alcohol and boiled it in water for 5 minutes but I'm not sure if it's safe. I've had bad enough day so help a brother out and let me know if you think it's safe to pin.

I think that's an unlucky vial...it's pretty clear the universe is doing everything in its power to keep that vial out of your system...hopefully it's not too many doses lost. My vials are two doses each so that would cut a week off my cycle no biggie just a drag.

 

[banker23]

I don't think I could piss with a boner...

you have to sit to piss with a bone. push your ass all the way to the back of the seat so you don't touch the rim with the tip and practically bend your torso down til your head (actual head not the little head) is between the knees (or pretty close), push it down as far as it can go, then fire away. You will get splash back from the point blank fire so expect it but that's pissing with a stiffy in a nutshell. Every night I have to do this so I've got it down.

 

[Caz Rad]

Use amps instead of vials so next time you multitask and drop one down the shitter, you are only out a fraction of the cost.

 

[Digitalash]

I'd have to disagree, isn't the point of the rubber stopper to seal it against contaminants? It should be airtight and even if you dripped some bacteria laden water on top it wouldn't harm the contents. Put that shit in the oven, stick a needle (just the pin, not the whole syringe lol) in the top to vent and bake it. Make sure the tip of the pin is in the airpocket and not the oil or it can spray out. It should be fine, I'd use it lol

 

[OnPoint88]

I'd have to disagree, isn't the point of the rubber stopper to seal it against contaminants? It should be airtight and even if you dripped some bacteria laden water on top it wouldn't harm the contents. Put that shit in the oven, stick a needle (just the pin, not the whole syringe lol) in the top to vent and bake it. Make sure the tip of the pin is in the airpocket and not the oil or it can spray out. It should be fine, I'd use it lol

This was what I was hoping to see but it's already gone :/

 

[ScottyMac710]

Sorry to hear about your loss, hope the funeral went well haha .. that being said it is pretty damn funny - to be honest I'm with digitalash on this one though, you would have to do a good job resterilizing the outside, but as long at the stopper is intact and isnt chewed up by large gauge needles the gear itself shouldnt be contaminated. If you sterilized the outside and then made sure to swap out needles (one for drawing, one for pinning) each time there really shouldnt be an issue. The risk of contamination and infection is absolutely increased though so it becomes a risk vs. rewards decision imo

all in all, awesome story bro...

 

[FUZO]

throw that vial away dude.

 

[HH25]

 

[Deity]

Man I don't even know where to start. Just be more safe and sterile with your gear dude, DO NOT USE IT. Not worth it, gear is replaceable, not worth risking getting a massive infection. Swab all vial stoppers with alcohal swabs before drawing aswell as the injection site, keep the vials in a cool dark place devoid from light aswell as your syringes. I even change needle heads from drawing to pinning reguardless if I'm going to change guages or not. Be safe man don't need any bros getting hurt when it can be prevented.