This must be a fucking joke.
My ex-gf hit me on new years before last.
We were drunk and were arguing, about to come home from the town square (bars, bars, bars....)
I started to run away from her while arguing just for fun ( I was 13 drinks in, had snorted some molly earlier that night first time ).
She chased after me, started laughing, then fell face flat into the ground (she was wearing hills).
I went to help her out, i picked her up, and sat her down and was really worried.
At that point, she slugged me right across the jaw, hard. And this is a large very athletic woman. Track, volleyball, basketball star in HS.
She hit me about as hard as any woman can punch. I didn't hit her back.
In fact, I didn't even feel it
But anyway. I enjoyed it really.
TLDR: I would never hit a woman. Its funny watching them try to hurt me.