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He's gotta be a troll. Just like SFW. No source talk broski.
 
"And on the second day Davemeister rose again, in fulfillment of the scriptures; his liver ascended into his chest cavity due to severe bloating, and is seated at the right hand of the surgeon operating on his destroyed organs. He will come again in glory, to be negged by the living and the dead..."
 
Standard Donkey said:
i thought orals were supposed to be the easy part :thinking:
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no way, bro! didn't you read all of those negative posts. that shit is obviously too hard. from what i gathered from reading all of the combined decades of experience with aas on this thread, the op should definitely start injectables immediately.
 
teezhay said:
"And on the second day Davemeister rose again, in fulfillment of the scriptures; his liver ascended into his chest cavity due to severe bloating, and is seated at the right hand of the surgeon operating on his destroyed organs. He will come again in glory, to be negged by the living and the dead..."
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Very poetic bro, I like it lmao


TO the op, read the link at the bottom of my signature titled "first cycle and pct", from start to finish. It will explain literally everything you need to know to run a good first cycle, as well as the mistakes you've made thus far. If you stop taking those pills though bro I hope you have a good pct planned and the chems in hand
 
JMedic79 said:
no way, bro! didn't you read all of those negative posts. that shit is obviously too hard. from what i gathered from reading all of the combined decades of experience with aas on this thread, the op should definitely start injectables immediately.
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Dude, you may want to reconsider using even the most blatantly unsubtle sarcasm around OP. I have very serious doubts that he'll catch it. I just spent 6 minutes typing out a tremendously comprehensive dosing protocol for pizza and tren, before deleting it entirely in fear that he may actually take it seriously and continue loading up on methylated orals while racking up an exorbitant Domino's bill.
 
teezhay said:
Dude, you may want to reconsider using even the most blatantly unsubtle sarcasm around OP. I have very serious doubts that he'll catch it. I just spent 6 minutes typing out a tremendously comprehensive dosing protocol for pizza and tren, before deleting it entirely in fear that he may actually take it seriously and continue loading up on methylated orals while racking up an exorbitant Domino's bill.
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i considered the ethical dilemna of sarcastically posting on this thread vs my staunch support of darwinsim. darwin won. sorry, bro.

but to clarify for the op. don't take another supplement/aas until you bend over, sound off with a loud and thuderous "pop!" and pull your head out of your ass. you need to purchase the fastest turn around pct, ie. clomid, read the stickies in the "anabolic zone" and square yourself away. you're going to seriously mess yourself up, guy. read, eat, lift. then decide what aas, if any, would be good for you.
 
davemeister said:
thanks to everyone who hasnt been rude im gonna stop this cycle i bouhgt some bottles of testosterone online and injectors,. i will try to do this IM NOT SCARED OF SHOTS i just didnt want to do it but i will OK?>
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Wtf, BOTTLES of TEST!!?!! Damn, where the fuck did you find "BOTTLES" of test!!!! Its called a vial you dumb fuck...

injectors? dude, are you foreign? if so i apologize. But if your not, then you need to go back to middle school....my little sister isn't even dumb enough to call them INJECTORS!!

dude, you just fucked up your first pussy ass oral cycle..you dont need to get real test now and fuck it up even more. train, eat and sleep...and most importantly of all, stop creating stupid ass useless threads asking us questions we can't answer due to the lack of information. Have you heard of google? google search? if yes, EXIT THIS SCREEN, AND DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.



YOUR FUTURE POST:
"hi, im taking testosterone using injectors, but i dont know how to put injector in bottle to take out the testosterone stuff..i tried to put injector through glass but not sharp enough to go through glass...is the glass bullet proof? What is the black cap on the top of this glass bottle of test? Also, i bought tren from a homeless guy...it is darkish dat tren stuff....he said he puts it in apple juice bottle to keep it hidden from police...it smells like apple juice though..is this usual? I injected anyway because injector went through the plastic easy."
 
stfuandliftbtch said:
Wtf, BOTTLES of TEST!!?!! Damn, where the fuck did you find "BOTTLES" of test!!!! Its called a vial you dumb fuck...

injectors? dude, are you foreign? if so i apologize. But if your not, then you need to go back to middle school....my little sister isn't even dumb enough to call them INJECTORS!!

dude, you just fucked up your first pussy ass oral cycle..you dont need to get real test now and fuck it up even more. train, eat and sleep...and most importantly of all, stop creating stupid ass useless threads asking us questions we can't answer due to the lack of information. Have you heard of google? google search? if yes, EXIT THIS SCREEN, AND DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.



YOUR FUTURE POST:
"hi, im taking testosterone using injectors, but i dont know how to put injector in bottle to take out the testosterone stuff..i tried to put injector through glass but not sharp enough to go through glass...is the glass bullet proof? What is the black cap on the top of this glass bottle of test? Also, i bought tren from a homeless guy...it is darkish dat tren stuff....he said he puts it in apple juice bottle to keep it hidden from police...it smells like apple juice though..is this usual? I injected anyway because injector went through the plastic easy."
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:roflmao: :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
that was good !!!!
 
On a serious note OP, methyl test is not really known for mass gains, it is more for strength/agression. It does not replace actual testosterone in a cycle though. Oral tren from GP I've heard quite a few times does nothing, we had a member here a while back who upped his dose to like 2mg a day or something like that which I believe is 8 tabs and said it did nothing. Oral tren does exist but the raws are very expensive and it probably doesn't sell very well so it wouldn't surprise me if there's nothing in em or they're very very underdosed.


I hope you are a troll though really, a quick google would tell you oral tren is about as toxic as it gets and methyl test is no joke either. If you really thought they would be a good idea for a first cycle you deserve everything you get, natural selection at work :)

edit: Considering the stupid low doses required with methyltren, the price is not that bad I guess for 100g. That's like many many lifetimes worth haha
 
what Brand of tampons do you use Ma'am????
 
Digitalash said:
Very poetic bro, I like it lmao


TO the op, read the link at the bottom of my signature titled "first cycle and pct", from start to finish. It will explain literally everything you need to know to run a good first cycle, as well as the mistakes you've made thus far. If you stop taking those pills though bro I hope you have a good pct planned and the chems in hand
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Step away from the drugs, get out a pencil & paper and start your research:

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/a...out-help-not-sure-what-run-lookie-lookie.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/144024-trying-plan-out-cycle-read.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/104658-first-cycle-pct.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/110208-new-guys-may-wanna-read.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/110646-safer-injecting.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/146928-how-inject-testosterone.html

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/anabolic-zone/67663-best-stickies.html
 
i try to exercize when i can i have weights but ill go to the gym more in the summer but i wanted to be bigger first
 
:dontfeed:Phuck em, gear already has a bad name and this douche bag is a troll.
 
Ok now its getting interesting someone is phuckin wit us, obvious troll
 
teezhay said:
Dude, you may want to reconsider using even the most blatantly unsubtle sarcasm around OP. I have very serious doubts that he'll catch it. I just spent 6 minutes typing out a tremendously comprehensive dosing protocol for pizza and tren, before deleting it entirely in fear that he may actually take it seriously and continue loading up on methylated orals while racking up an exorbitant Domino's bill.
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I'm very interested in your comprehensive pizza and tren protocol. Sounds like you'd get huge gains
 
I just found out im allergic to soy..... this is gonna be tough... eat some pizza for me bros
 
Tysdon said:
I'm very interested in your comprehensive pizza and tren protocol. Sounds like you'd get huge gains
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You don't even know, broseph. The problem is a lot of people load up on like 9 slices in a single meal. This is really best reserved for before a workout, for some extra strength and aggression in the gym (particularly gastrointestinal aggression). If it's long-term gains you're looking to achieve, the trick is to dose in single slices at higher frequencies, throughout the day. This will help to maintain stable blood levels of grease and marinara.

Hope you found this helpful, man.
 
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