Robert Parrish
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Next time someone tells you Jesus died for your sins, tell 'em: "What? He dies???? Hey man, I was reading that book. Thanks a lot!"
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Bible Thumpers
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You say, addiction, murder prison ? Cause, god is the projected manifestation of one's inner convictions or his conscience.
Then spark up and pass them a joint.
Then spark up and pass them a joint.
God has really let me down in life.
It started when my older cousin took me into the woods when I was just a young lad. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
It started when my older cousin took me into the woods when I was just a young lad. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
The Bible is a good read. Filled with good clean violence from cover to cover.....
jitbjake88
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Only the Old Testament
Soddam and Gomarrah!
i downloaded this really good bible torrent the other day, there was about 6 priests forming a train on a nun, they doubled the fuck out of every hole.......its all the religion i can handle this week..........
Haha, you must be kidding. The New testament is filled with tons of violence. Have you ever heard of crucifixion or the book of Revelation? LOL!
I'm going to join the J.Z. Knight cult.
The teachings of Ramtha are more my style.
The teachings of Ramtha are more my style.
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I doubt he has, he is probably Christian. I find that Christians usually know less about that Christianity than the atheist do.
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A sweet couple of kids came and knocked on my door. She was extremely attractive, both were glassy eyed with The Joy. But the fact that his supersticious self would no doubt later be fucking the dogshit out of her equally suggestable fine arse sort of dimmed the *message* they were trying to bung me...
They knew how to punish criminals back then. Can you imagine being stoned alive or crucified after being beaten and whipped? Being a law abiding citizen had serious incentive!
Huh???
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So did everyone else at that time. Christians aren't the inventors of torture and justice.
I think I'm going to hit them with Raelism next time.
I'm going to sling that ancient astronaut theory and tell them to prove that wrong!
Life on Earth was scientifically created by a species of extraterrestrials, which they call the elohim.
Does that sound batshit crazy?
I'm going to sling that ancient astronaut theory and tell them to prove that wrong!
Life on Earth was scientifically created by a species of extraterrestrials, which they call the elohim.
Does that sound batshit crazy?
I agree, I never said this violence was from Christians. Re-read the thread. I said the Bible is full of violence from cover to cover.
Whether it was the Jews, Greeks, Romans, etc.
I think "bung me" has a different definition in the States.....anal penetration.
I was hoping for that usage of the word...
I can't stand hypocrisy. Don't live your life one way during the week and then live completely differant because it is Sunday. That is the problem with most Christians. They look down there nose at me for living my life the way i do when they are doing the same things. They just don't have the balls to do it for the public to see.
Every one has their own truth.
Amen?
Amen and hallelujah
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That's good violence :-D
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And the collection plate shall set their wallet free.
Now pass the collection plate.
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I have read the bible three times and I have found the quickest way to accept that it is a melting pot of man made ideas is to just read it from cover to cover. All this talk about God being love is a crock. Read the book of Job. Oh and if God can let his "Son" suffer a death like that then I am sure there is absolutely no hope for me. The bible is filled with genocide, smashing babies against the rock, stoning your own son if he disrespects you and so on. Not for me. What bothers me the most I think about Christianity is that they love to talk about how being a fag is such a great sin but they fucking forget in the same passage that eating pork or shellfish is an abomination as well. When you call them on that they say that is the old covenant and Jesus brought a new covenant.....................Seriously? Then I quote them the verse where Jesus said he didn't come to change the law and the law will not be changed until heaven and earth pass away. This is the point where they get quiet. Then I quote to them where Jesus said he only came for the lost sheep of Israel and even called the gentile woman who asked for his help a dog. Good luck getting saved. The Messiah was not a world savior. He was/is the savior of the Jews, a new king that would set Israel free. Oh and Jesus didn't do that.
Isn't that the damn truth. Lol
