Special agent smalls, Wearing a durag and sporting a Gold's gym tanky doesnt make you a big. Lifting weight and eating does. You pencil neck, pipe cleaner arm having drunkard! I have a mind to haul your ass in for insubordination. Do not fucking test me, Agent smalls. You'll be busted down to traffic so fast it'll make your durag spin!
Narcotics Agent Retlaw, have you gathered any new intel? Your plan to "mingle" in with the hooligans of the anything goes sub-forum has worked out just lovely. Posting deviant pictures and creating outlandish topics has really dropped everyone's guard. Bravo Comrade, bravo.