A little extra protein...

[Merkaba]

I bought my girlfriend some EAS mini carb control shakes. The ones with like 17 grams of protein or whatever it is. She was going to work and was downing one. She said she felt something on her tongue and spit it out in her hand. It was some type of spider or insect! She said it was about the size of a dime and had big legs but she was so freaked she didnt look much. She threw it out and the shake.

I was like dam, havent you ever heard of settling out of court!

 

[Merkaba]

I bought my girlfriend some EAS mini carb control shakes. The ones with like 17 grams of protein or whatever it is. She was going to work and was downing one. She said she felt something on her tongue and spit it out in her hand. It was some type of spider or insect! She said it was about the size of a dime and had big legs but she was so freaked she didnt look much. She threw it out and the shake.

I was like dam, havent you ever heard of settling out of court!

aw man, I thought i would at least get a joke or two. Is this site sponsored by an EAS affiliate or something?

 

[Perdido]

Good one! ...and not too late. Stuff a rat in the container and get a bigger settlement

 

[DaMayor]

Merk's Gal:,"EAS, there's a bug in my AdvantEdge"
EAS Rep:, "shhhh...everyone will want one!".

Merk's Gal, "there is a fly in my AdvantEdge!"
EAS Rep "Yes ma'am, he's committed insecticide"

Merk's Gal, "there's a large fly in my AdvantEdge!
EAS Rep "Couldn't be, ma'am. We used them all in the cookies and cream bars."

Merk's Gal, "there is a dead fly in my AdvantEdge!"
EAS Rep "No its not, it's a clump of dirt that looks like one!"

Merk's Gal, "there's a dead bug in my AdvantEdge!"
EAS Rep "What do you expect for a buck fifty - a live one?"

There......lame jokes. Feel better?

 

[Built]

Merk's Gal, "there's a large fly in my AdvantEdge!
EAS Rep "Couldn't be, ma'am. We used them all in the cookies and cream bars."

This one was AWESOME!

 

[Merkaba]

Ok yes i feel a little better now.

And yes what would we expect for a buck and a half. The bigger regular shakes havent been too well either. I had two soured ones out of like two cases.

 

[DaMayor]

I mentioned AdvantEdge....was she drinking one of these?

I've used this product a lot in the past, just because it was convenient and didn't taste like sheetrock mud. When I bought a case, I did notice that if left on the shelf too long that the protein seemed to coagulate a little bit....more like tiny pebbles. Not spoiled, just a little less than smooth. Maybe she just got a rock.

 

[Perdido]

Merk's Gal, "there's a dead bug in my AdvantEdge!"
EAS Rep "Yes we have had some faulty equipment problems and some of the active ingredients were not fully ground up, especially the more livelier ones"

 

[KelJu]

I fly in your girl's protein is probably healthier than the average Americans dinner meal. I have an iron stomach, I would have drank the rest. After all, I am from southern Alabama...we eat chitlens here.

 

[Jodi]

we eat chitlens here.

 

[VanessaNicole]

I bought my girlfriend some EAS mini carb control shakes. The ones with like 17 grams of protein or whatever it is. She was going to work and was downing one. She said she felt something on her tongue and spit it out in her hand. It was some type of spider or insect! She said it was about the size of a dime and had big legs but she was so freaked she didnt look much. She threw it out and the shake.

I was like dam, havent you ever heard of settling out of court!

Oh no!!!!

My boyfriend and I drink these on a regular basis.

No bugs yet.

 

[DaMayor]

I fly in your girl's protein is probably healthier than the average Americans dinner meal. I have an iron stomach, I would have drank the rest. After all, I am from southern Alabama...we eat chitlens here.

That's chitterling(s), Dude.

2006 Chitlin' Strut Homepage

Damn things smell like the north end of a south bound hog! I'll never eat 'em.!

 

[Merkaba]

Yes...when I was younger and "shitlins" were cooked I would leave the house...

"ahh, they've been cleaned...try them!"

Then I'd say, "What do you think is making them smell like that!!"

 

[DaMayor]

Yes...when I was younger and "shitlins" were cooked I would leave the house...

"ahh, they've been cleaned...try them!"

Then I'd say, "What do you think is making them smell like that!!"

Do you live in Sally?

 

[Merkaba]

??? Sally....????