advice from anyone

[kuso]

Originally posted by Eggs
Shhh... its really a big hairy man sitting there in his johns

What.....you think Albob has a new handle?

 

[Vieope]

Anybody noticed that in only few minutes this thread is already a sucess ? Maybe we wanna help her or maybe it is just because our subconscious wants oral sex.
Ok, the conscious part too.

 

[Pepper]

She just needs to watch Old School, there is an excellent class in giving oral sex taught by Andy Dick.

Don't forget to mind the children!

 

[irontime]

Man you guys are dicks
Well we DID have a new member

Keri, incase you do happen to check in again, the main thing about oral sex done right is communication, and not scraping with your teeth

Try something and ask him how he likes it, even while you are doing it. You can also tell by body language what he enjoys the most. Do the same for him, if he hits a spot that feels real good then say something like 'yes, right there' or along those similar lines.

And the question on everyone's mind; How can you be 29 and never tried this before?

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Vieope
Let the woman talk , that is why it is called "Sexual Health"

Exactly! She's in the correct forum for this sort of question.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by KERI
I only joined an hour ago and was just asking for advise
sorry i didnt understand

Keri,

You're okay. It's natural to ask these sorts of question regardless if you're into fitness. Don't let people intimidate you.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by J'Bo
no way to go wrong? sorry to hear that.

IMO giving oral is an art.
Rent some porn maybe and watch how they do it you gotta develop your own style though

I agree.

It's also a learning process.

Keri, if you don't get the hang of it right away. With all the trial and error, you're bound to cum out great!

Like J'Bo said, rent some porn............Uhm....btw.....how old are you? If you're not old enough you won't be able to rent. If you're old enough, RENT THEM......A LOT OF THEM.........DIF. STYLES, ETC..........You can NEVER know too much of a good thing

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by KERI
To the one who said " let me talk" I thank you..... I will try somehwre less hostile
Keri

Dang it Keri -- You have got to learn how to stick up for yourself girl.

So what someone gave you a little grief. It's not like you have to absolve and listen to it.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Eggs
I'm not huge sexual health forum poster... but let me just say - If you're doing it just because they want it then you might want to reconsider. If its something that you want to do, thats a different matter then.

Anyways, back to the general forums for me

So true Eggs.

If she's not the one wanting to do it or wanting to learn for her own benefit, she's not going to be happy nor any good at what she's wanting to do because.................she won't have the drive!

When doing Oral.........You have to feel it! Not physically.

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Pepper
She just needs to watch Old School, there is an excellent class in giving oral sex taught by Andy Dick.

Don't forget to mind the children!

I use to watch. "Real Sex" on TV

Take 2

 

[J'Bo]

well if she cant tame us she couldnt tame the cock jk

 

[BabsieGirl]

how are you doing hon?

 

[Jenny]

Hey Justin You can post as much as you want to

And I'm with J'bo, it's definately an art and you need to devolop your own skills and be creative

 

[Vieope]

Somebody remembers how I could write the sound of a whip ?
Is it spalshh, tss, ... ?
J/K

 

[gr81]

man I have to say that some of you guys are not very nice. Here we have a women that is eager to start with the oral, and you go ahead and fill her mind with doubts and what ifs!! Jesus christ, the girl wants to make her man happy, what the hell is wrong with that. People don't do oral to please themselves, they do it to please their partner. Sex pretty much consists of about 15 mins of doing something that you really don't want to do. The sooner you get used to that, the better. You do things to make your partner happy and you learn to enjoy them.

Look the bottom line is there have been a number of extremely stupid questions asked here in the sex forum, and this is not one of them by any stretch of the imagination. The girl is onto the fact that fellacio is very important to men, more imprtant than most chicks realize. lets give her a break. Keri, remember one things. make it nice and sloppy and you will be fine! good luck girl

 

[nikegurl]

1) watch the teeth

2) keep things wet

3) show enthusiasm. this will make up for inexperience.

 

[gr81]

^^Thatta girl NG, you hit it right on the ..er..umm.... nose. yeah thats it. ha ha

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by kuso
Secondly, don`t forget the balls

Listen to Kuso, he's an expert when it comes to the fine art of giving head, at least thats what IT tells me...

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by irontime
Man you guys are dicks
Well we DID have a new member

Keri, incase you do happen to check in again, the main thing about oral sex done right is communication, and not scraping with your teeth

Try something and ask him how he likes it, even while you are doing it. You can also tell by body language what he enjoys the most. Do the same for him, if he hits a spot that feels real good then say something like 'yes, right there' or along those similar lines.

And the question on everyone's mind; How can you be 29 and never tried this before?

Im 27 and I refuse to try it dude I don't bat for that team, Man could I ever pick this reply apart but I won't...as you recently quoted to I are baboon...the set up is to easy.

 

[J'Bo]

K Gr81 i HAVE to interrupt here for a second....first of all not everyone doesnt like giving blow jobs... and it isnt all about wanting to please him...some girls actually love giving...some actually sometimes enjoy it just as much as recieving...so what do you think of them eggs?

Originally posted by gr81
man I have to say that some of you guys are not very nice. Here we have a women that is eager to start with the oral, and you go ahead and fill her mind with doubts and what ifs!! Jesus christ, the girl wants to make her man happy, what the hell is wrong with that. People don't do oral to please themselves, they do it to please their partner. Sex pretty much consists of about 15 mins of doing something that you really don't want to do. The sooner you get used to that, the better. You do things to make your partner happy and you learn to enjoy them.

Look the bottom line is there have been a number of extremely stupid questions asked here in the sex forum, and this is not one of them by any stretch of the imagination. The girl is onto the fact that fellacio is very important to men, more imprtant than most chicks realize. lets give her a break. Keri, remember one things. make it nice and sloppy and you will be fine! good luck girl

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Im 27 and I refuse to try it dude I don't bat for that team, Man could I ever pick this reply apart but I won't...as you recently quoted to I are baboon...the set up is to easy.

Try to help somebody and here comes the jackass

Remind me to kick your ass later for this

 

[Eggs]

Originally posted by Jenny
Hey Justin You can post as much as you want to

Yeah, last time you said that I got a black eye out of it...

Haha, I know you dont mind honey

And I'm with J'bo, it's definately an art and you need to devolop your own skills and be creative

Practice makes perfect

 

[Eggs]

Originally posted by gr81
People don't do oral to please themselves, they do it to please their partner. Sex pretty much consists of about 15 mins of doing something that you really don't want to do. The sooner you get used to that, the better.

I dont know where you got that piece of information, but I guarantee you its certainly not the case in many situations. Sex consists of doing 15 minutes of something you dont want to do? Where'd ya get that info... and IMO thats a whole lot worse to be saying to a girl than "Dont do something that you dont want to".

For me every second I'm making love with my girl is heaven.

 

[gr81]

ha ha, I was exagerrating to make a point. lol

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by irontime
Try to help somebody and here comes the jackass

Remind me to kick your ass later for this

Ill remind ya in a week brother!!!!! lmao, dude I missed your posts!!

 

[Eggs]

Ah, okay gr81, gotcha

Was going to say... I must have missed the 15 minutes that suck.

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by Eggs
Ah, okay gr81, gotcha

Was going to say... I must have missed the 15 minutes that suck.

15 minutes of suck....I wish!!!!! lmao

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Ill remind ya in a week brother!!!!! lmao, dude I missed your posts!!

Ya I missed yours too, all together now
BIG GROUP HUG!
Looks like my posting is going to be going down though I now have 2 jobs that I'm not working at but they should both be picking up soon and I'll be one busy/tired jackass

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by irontime
Ya I missed yours too, all together now
BIG GROUP HUG!
Looks like my posting is going to be going down though I now have 2 jobs that I'm not working at but they should both be picking up soon and I'll be one busy/tired jackass

Well thats to bad but good all rolled into one, to bad ya won't be around but good ya get more work