Albob and FMJ...IM Cowpokes?

[DaMayor]

Albob and FMJ are on a sheep drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.

They are both very lonely, so FMJ says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at Albob and says "You're next".

Albob drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

 

[FMJ]

I do love a good sheep.

 

[DaMayor]

I do love a good sheep.

You keep that in your wallet?

 

[FMJ]

You keep that in your wallet?

What?? Umm.. no.

 

[DaMayor]

What?? Umm.. no.

The picture, goof wad. I was asking if you kept the picture of Baaaaahbra in your wallet, lol.

 

[FMJ]

The picture, goof wad. I was asking if you kept the picture of Baaaaahbra in your wallet, lol.

Yeah, I know.. but I admit nothing!
Why... did you want a copy? Not that bad in stilettos, is she.

 

[ALBOB]

DaMayyyyyyyyyyyyyorrrrrrrrr.

 

[ALBOB]

Heeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeee Boyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[ALBOB]

Come and geeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

[ALBOB]

Yummmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[DaMayor]

You can not put a dent in DaMayor's willpower of iron.

Although I must say the steak and lobster looked pretty tasty.

 

[ZECH]

That steak looks awesome!!!!

 

[maniclion]

Looks like a kiawe wood grilled steak, you ain't ever had a better steak than one seared by kiawe wood...great smoke flavor too....

 

[ZECH]

Looks like a kiawe wood grilled steak, you ain't ever had a better steak than one seared by kiawe wood...great smoke flavor too....

Dont have that here..... can you buy it anywhere?