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Albob in 2008 ...
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Don't get too thrilled yet, babe. Your duties would mostly consist of changing the presidential diaper, though if you prove yourself good enough, eventually he might make you Secretary of Lower Defense.greekblondechic said:I'm the best! Woohoo! Now I need a #1 Intern tshirt.
BTW, do my benefits start immediately?
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greekblondechic said:I'm the best! Woohoo! Now I need a #1 Intern tshirt.
BTW, do my benefits start immediately?
Your T-shirt is on the way
Your benefits start just as soon as you put on the shirt.
I'm gonna love this job 
Dammit Max, you were not supposed to see that error. I really left egg on my face on that one didn't I?MaxMirkin said:'nuff said
I guess on a positive note - Who needs a grammer check with Max around
Nice one Max!!!! I will give you a couple points for that one
You shithead!
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dg806 said:I'm gonna love this job
I thought you might.
First thing I'd do is deport all known Russsians as a public health risk ... to Iraq. Albob can I be the Sec of the Treasury? I won't steal the money ...
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BoneCrusher said:I won't steal the money ...
Sorry, that right there disqualifies you from the position. As Secretary of the Treasury you're SUPPOSED to steal the money.................................so you, me and the rest of the members of my cabinet can put it to good use.
Yeah, I move for BC getting the S.O.T job.
He can stay with the money, and I will manage the women all to myself
<Thought???>
Although working for Albob, I may need some of that money...
<Thought?????>
Well since BC is disqualified, maybe I can manage the women and steal the money
<Thought?????>
Albob is so lucky to have me as an employee
He can stay with the money, and I will manage the women all to myself
<Thought???>
Although working for Albob, I may need some of that money...
<Thought?????>
Well since BC is disqualified, maybe I can manage the women and steal the money
<Thought?????>
Albob is so lucky to have me as an employee
Randy said:Who needs a grammer check with Max around
I'll tell you who. Everyone. That's right. With Max around, everyone needs to keep an eye on their gramma. No telling what Max will do with the ol' lady if she's left unprotected.
Yeah but the first rule in politics is to deny any thought that I (we) could be capable of such a henous act. Then we steal the money.ALBOB said:Sorry, that right there disqualifies you from the position. As Secretary of the Treasury you're SUPPOSED to steal the money.................................so you, me and the rest of the members of my cabinet can put it to good use.
Maybe I want the ATF in my pocket. Maybe the Homeland Security Department ... hmmmmm.
i was going to say because he has the most experience...
but that would be redundant by now, huh?
but that would be redundant by now, huh?
I'm sorry but the question of Albob's Natural citizenship is of concern. 250 Million years ago he dwelled amongst Pangea where an Amoeba had puked on a rock and the Sun hatched him but the particulars of where are in question. Most agree that it was right on the split of Laurasia and Gondwanaland but where the majority of the puke lay is still unknown so therefore his citizenship is still unknown.
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BoneCrusher said:
That may be the first rule of YESTERDAY'S politics, but under my administration I'm gonna come right out and say it, "Fuck the little people!"
Note to all the little people: Trust me, I'll look out for you.
ATF and Homeland Security? I'll have to consult with my Veep on that one. You better start sucking up to DG806.
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maniclion said:
Your speculation is all moot. At that time there was only one continent. So now, 250 million years later after the tectonic plates have migrated to their current locations, I'm a native citizen of EVERY land. In '08 it's the Presidency of the United States. In '12 THE WORLD!!!
Note to the little people: I will NOT let the power go to my head. Trust me.
Hey Dg wanna buy some Enron stock reeeeaaaaally cheap?
Screw the stock. Now you get me the women of Enron that was in Playboy and we'll talk!BoneCrusher said:Hey Dg wanna buy some Enron stock reeeeaaaaally cheap?
Note: Albob gets half of these women!
Even Monica Got a tee-shirt when she interned under Clinton, and you can see evidence of the benefits still remaining .
DG..That's my jobdg806 said:Screw the stock. Now you get me the women of Enron that was in Playboy and we'll talk!
Note: Albob gets half of these women!
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MaxMirkin said:
You better watch how you talk about greekblondechick.
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dg806 said:Screw the stock. Now you get me the women of Enron that was in Playboy and we'll talk!
Note: Albob gets half of these women!
I knew there was a damn good reason I selected you as my Veep.
It's my job to look out for youALBOB said:I knew there was a damn good reason I selected you as my Veep.
The wisecracks are hurting you though That's what boobs are for! It keeps your mouth shut!
I'm calling Rusty to replace bonecrusher! He's been in retirement way too long!
dg806 said:
Some one call my name....................?????
DG, who..........or What.............do you need me to take care of?
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Rusty said:
HAHAHA!! Hey bro! This Bonecrusher dude...............
Not sounding gay or anything, but Damn it's good to see you here!Rusty said:
For Rusty.............just for an old Pal. This is all yours!!!
dg806 said:Not sounding gay or anything, but Damn it's good to see you here!
Sorry it's been so long since I was last here, but I've had B.R.D.
Bonecrusher just needs a little BITCH slappin............
B.R.D. = Black Rifle Disorder............
