Albob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and Albob immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to Albob grinning sweetly and says:
"Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
that if I give you a erection, it implies you called for me.
" Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a
towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
AlBob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.
The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies: "No, what do you mean"
The Huge Man says: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when
you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily
spins AlBob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
AlBob rushes back to the colony office.
The smiling naked receptionist greets him: "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours;
you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 40 years old, I get a hard-on once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
"Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies "No, what do you mean"
She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here
that if I give you a erection, it implies you called for me.
" Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a
towel by the side of a pool, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
AlBob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits
down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him.
The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?"
AlBob replies: "No, what do you mean"
The Huge Man says: "You must be new here, it is a rule that when
you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily
spins AlBob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
AlBob rushes back to the colony office.
The smiling naked receptionist greets him: "May I help you?"
Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee."
Receptionist:"But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours;
you only saw a small fraction of our facilities..."
Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 40 years old, I get a hard-on once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
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