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Anything Goes EuroKing Gears Competition!
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fyi you're only gonna need one of those for suicide.straight up through the roof of your mouth, or you might end up living through it
So do we post our entries in here?
retlaw, r u 999 in dicksguise?
Nah, he's just stuck in 999s dick. They docked earlier this week and their uncut baby wangs created a vaccuum...kinda like finger cuffs, but with penii.
That'd be good for chapter 1 of my competition entry.
Thats what im thinking,
.... Muther fucking court thur am, Im going to keep my mouth shut, lol .. Not ! What up Bob?
Thats what im thinking,
Just cruising the boards while kicking back. Probably gonna put the movie 'Cube,' in and get some inspiration for my submission.
Good luck tomorrow boss, don't take no sh*t from nobody. Least of all the judge....f*cking unjerked dress wearing poopstabber.
I apparently gave out too much rep already, so just know I was thinking about you and the chinese handcuff dicks.Nah, he's just stuck in 999s dick. They docked earlier this week and their uncut baby wangs created a vaccuum...kinda like finger cuffs, but with penii.
That'd be good for chapter 1 of my competition entry.
Me too... That shit was funny as hell.
where are these fkg entries??? Ya'll unjacked limp wristed cock-docking cardio fags???
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Fixed it for you bro.
Nah, he's just stuck in 999s dick. They docked earlier this week and their uncut baby wangs created a vaccuum...kinda like finger cuffs, but with penii.
That'd be good for chapter 1 of my competition entry.
Pour cold water on them like you do to stuck fucking dogs.
Where's all the gayfag butt sex and man boy love. I'm very disappointed in all you Semites. Must be tax season or there's a sale at Costco.
No wonder Adolf never liked you much.
No wonder Adolf never liked you much.
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There are plenty of gaping asshole stories to come. I made a movie about Saney and Retlaw falling in love and then having gay butt sex with a discount vibrator in a cabin while looking at pictures of theCaptn' and the damn thing crashed when it was being published. True story.
I've got lots of ideas but I don't have time. Maybe this weekend. I'm starting my cycle this evening. Maybe that will give me motivation to try to win more geerz
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Lol i bet! Lol
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Part one of my tale will be posted this evening keep checking in this gon b good!
excellent my pretties 
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Part one of this tale... First I will introduce the characters for you so it's easier to tell the story.
Retlaw, I picture him being a cross between The ultimate warrior and emminem. Not he pussy rhianna duo singing one but the og hard core crazy emminem.
Saney, picture Marvin the Martian but slightly bigger arms.
Georgeforemanrules, picture mister burns crossed with a gay Quagmire just a sick scrawney aids infested pedophile.
This story starts years ago. Our three characters are standing in the school yard when Gfr says "Retlaw Saney let's all pull out our cocks and see who's is bigger."
Retlaw being a crazy no mind mofo says "sure" and Saney just wanting to be a good little Retlaw wannabe says "sure!". So they all unzip and compare. Gfr, licking his lips with a big smile is the winner. Retlaw gets mad and punches Saney in the mouth and then turns to snap gfrs creepy twig like neck but to his surprise the paper thin gfr is gone.
Gfr arrives home and walks into the kitchen, his mother is cooking dinner. He says to her "mom I was in the school yard today and had a cock comparison with 10 year old Retlaw and 8 year old Saney and mine was the biggest by far. Why is that mom? She turns and glares at her disgrace o a son and says "it's because your 40 years old!!".
So this is part one a quick intro to this sick little world.
More to come!
Retlaw, I picture him being a cross between The ultimate warrior and emminem. Not he pussy rhianna duo singing one but the og hard core crazy emminem.
Saney, picture Marvin the Martian but slightly bigger arms.
Georgeforemanrules, picture mister burns crossed with a gay Quagmire just a sick scrawney aids infested pedophile.
This story starts years ago. Our three characters are standing in the school yard when Gfr says "Retlaw Saney let's all pull out our cocks and see who's is bigger."
Retlaw being a crazy no mind mofo says "sure" and Saney just wanting to be a good little Retlaw wannabe says "sure!". So they all unzip and compare. Gfr, licking his lips with a big smile is the winner. Retlaw gets mad and punches Saney in the mouth and then turns to snap gfrs creepy twig like neck but to his surprise the paper thin gfr is gone.
Gfr arrives home and walks into the kitchen, his mother is cooking dinner. He says to her "mom I was in the school yard today and had a cock comparison with 10 year old Retlaw and 8 year old Saney and mine was the biggest by far. Why is that mom? She turns and glares at her disgrace o a son and says "it's because your 40 years old!!".
So this is part one a quick intro to this sick little world.
More to come!
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started off real good but we've all heard that one!
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