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I have great fucking hair, any barber should be so lucky as to work on my hair- they should be paying me. I'd kinda like to grow it out, so I need to just get it trimmed up every so often just to keep its shape. So whenver I go to get a hair cut, every single damn time, they pull out their damn electric razor this is what happens:
"Hi, I'd like to get my hair trimmed up"
"Ok, what number guard?"
"Um... I don't want it shaved really. Just trimmed up."
"So like a 4?"
"Well... I don't want it any shorter than it is now. I just want it shaped up. You know, side burns shortened, stray hairs cut, that sorta thing."
"So... a 4 1/2?"
"I just want... I mean... I'd like a ... sure, gimme a 4 1/2"
I can get my own damn electric razor and I don't need to pay you $20 to do it!
Then it's too damn short so I'm no closer to letting it grow out than I started with!
"Hi, I'd like to get my hair trimmed up"
"Ok, what number guard?"
"Um... I don't want it shaved really. Just trimmed up."
"So like a 4?"
"Well... I don't want it any shorter than it is now. I just want it shaped up. You know, side burns shortened, stray hairs cut, that sorta thing."
"So... a 4 1/2?"
"I just want... I mean... I'd like a ... sure, gimme a 4 1/2"

I can get my own damn electric razor and I don't need to pay you $20 to do it!
