Bill Maher: Jesus Just F*cked Tim Tebow Bad

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I think he's funny.

Bill Maher is at it again ... poking fun at Tim Tebow on Twitter just a week after he took some serious heat for mocking the Broncos QB on Christmas Eve.

Maher took a not-subtle-jab at Tim following his terrible performance in a blowout loss to the Bills (see below) which ticked off both Tebow fans and the religious right.

The "Real Time" host took to his Twitter again yesterday to post two pics of him Tebowing in Hawaii -- one of which he calls Treebowing since, as you can clearly see, he's up in a tree.

New rule ... every one needs to lighten up just a little.

 

[bio-chem]

Have you ever read the old testament? It's full of commands from god to kill, rape, pillage, and sell your children into slavery. To claim that Christianity or Islam are inherently good, and bad people just use it to do bad things requires the complete disregard for the old testament.
If you get your morals from the bible, then you're one fucked up person.

I've read the old testament on multiple occasions. Care to show where God ordered someone to rape?

I claim that both Christianity and Islam are both inherently good. I've read the old testament, the new testament, and the Qur'an and i'm not disregarding any of them when i say they are inherently good.

 

[exphys88]

Such a wonderful god you have.


2) Murder, rape and pillage of the Midianites*** (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
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*** They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men.* All five of the Midianite kings ??? Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba ??? died in the battle.* They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword.* Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder.* They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived.* After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.
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*** Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp.* But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle.* "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded.* "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor.* They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people.* Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man.* Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.
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Clearly Moses and God approves of rape of virgins.
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3) More Murder Rape and Pillage** (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
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*** *As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. *If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. *But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. *When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. *But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. *You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
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What kind of God approves of murder, rape, and slavery?
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4) Laws of Rape **(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
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*** If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father.* Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
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What kind of lunatic would make a rape victim marry her attacker?* Answer: God.

 

[troubador]

You are way too serious.

A lot of threads I'm in evolve this way. Look, I said I don't like Maher; I didn't bring up Rush Limbaugh, evils of religion, noah's ark, and whatever else. I have a keen enough sense of humor to know Maher isn't funny.

 

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A lot of threads I'm in evolve this way. Look, I said I don't like Maher; I didn't bring up Rush Limbaugh, evils of religion, noah's ark, and whatever else. I have a keen enough sense of humor to know Maher isn't funny.

So it's just a matter of taste then, OK fair enough.
Some may question or even assume things when a person has an opinion on a topic, you usually quiet here so I ass- u-me-d

 

[min0 lee]

This just happened recently..

Men arrested for killing, dismembering 7-year-old girl in ritual sacrifice for better harvest

Read more: Men arrested for killing, dismembering 7-year-old girl in ritual sacrifice for better harvest  - NY Daily News

 

[exphys88]

I've read the old testament on multiple occasions. Care to show where God ordered someone to rape?

I claim that both Christianity and Islam are both inherently good. I've read the old testament, the new testament, and the Qur'an and i'm not disregarding any of them when i say they are inherently good.

So, you have no problem w people selling their daughter into slaver? Or forcing a rape victim to marry her attacker. Or someone killing their wife on her fathers doorstep if she is found to not be a virgin on the wedding day?

You are just either fucked up or retarded to not have second thoughts about the greatness of your god, when you consider what was sanctioned by him. The typical response is "when Jesus came along, he changed everything.". Or, "times were so different back then that we have to consider the different context when discussing all the murder, slavery and rape."

First, do you think it's godly to slaughter people, allow rape and slavery, but then send your son ( who is really you) and then say,"ok, no more killing, we're gonna be good now?"

Explain to me what context it's ok to sell your children into slavery, or kill homosexuals, or your wife who is not a virgin.

You are retarded, and your retardation stems from your faith.

 

[KelJu]

I have a keen enough sense of humor to know Maher isn't funny.

You are the most unfunny asperger syndrome inflicted motherfucker I have ever seen post on IM. I don't think you have ever said anything funny on this board, and you don't understand what people are saying half of the time.

 

[bio-chem]

So, you have no problem w people selling their daughter into slaver? Or forcing a rape victim to marry her attacker. Or someone killing their wife on her fathers doorstep if she is found to not be a virgin on the wedding day?

You are just either fucked up or retarded to not have second thoughts about the greatness of your god, when you consider what was sanctioned by him. The typical response is "when Jesus came along, he changed everything.". Or, "times were so different back then that we have to consider the different context when discussing all the murder, slavery and rape."

First, do you think it's godly to slaughter people, allow rape and slavery, but then send your son ( who is really you) and then say,"ok, no more killing, we're gonna be good now?"

Explain to me what context it's ok to sell your children into slavery, or kill homosexuals, or your wife who is not a virgin.

You are retarded, and your retardation stems from your faith.

When have I said I approved of slavery, or rape, or any crime? don't be assuming anything about my beliefs because i've read the old testament and said it doesn't change my belief in God you moron. quoting something you don't understand obviously doesn't make you intelligent.

Is this because you are gay and the religious right in your mind is keeping you from marriage?

Try not to assume anything about my beliefs, or my Christianity. I'm certain you will be way way off. I don't believe the world is 6000 years old. I don't believe we should make abortions illegal, and I hate what the religious right has done to politics and the republican party as much as i hate what PETA, and the ACLU has done to the Democrats. If you think you know me you don't. So fuck off

 

[bio-chem]

You are the most unfunny asperger syndrome inflicted motherfucker I have ever seen post on IM. I don't think you have ever said anything funny on this board, and you don't understand what people are saying half of the time.

I don't agree with this post, but it totally made me laugh. That was a great put down.

 

[exphys88]

When have I said I approved of slavery, or rape, or any crime?

You worship a god that not only condoned it, but ordered it.

Is this because you are gay and the religious right in your mind is keeping you from marriage?

Lol, not gay, just sick of the religious trying to write their religion into our laws.

Try not to assume anything about my beliefs, or my Christianity. I'm certain you will be way way off. I don't believe the world is 6000 years old. I don't believe we should make abortions illegal, and I hate what the religious right has done to politics and the republican party as much as i hate what PETA, and the ACLU has done to the Democrats.

I'm not assuming anything. I'm just pointing out what your religion is responsible for. I'm glad you don't believe the earth is 6000 years old, at least there is one section of the bible that you will admit is wrong and couldn't be the word of god.

If you think you know me you don't. So fuck off

I'll leave it alone, especially because you're not the kind of christian I despise. You actually have some critical thinking skills. You should try to share them with folks at your church, because they're not going to listen to people like me. Or Einstein, Ernst Mayor, or Stephen Hawkings for that matter.

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[MDR]

A lot of threads I'm in evolve this way. Look, I said I don't like Maher; I didn't bring up Rush Limbaugh, evils of religion, noah's ark, and whatever else. I have a keen enough sense of humor to know Maher isn't funny.

I happen to think you are wrong, but that's ok. Nothing wrong with having a dissenting opinion. Just seems like sometimes all you have to add is dissent. Actually I don't think he is always funny, either.

 

[troubador]

You are the most unfunny asperger syndrome inflicted motherfucker I have ever seen post on IM. I don't think you have ever said anything funny on this board, and you don't understand what people are saying half of the time.

I'm glad you found a way you can participate in discussions because you're one angry retard.

 

[KelJu]

I'm glad you found a way you can participate in discussions because you're one angry retard.

Your half right, I am pissed off today. I just felt like being a dick, and you were an easy target. What I said had truth to it, though. You haven't ever said anything funny, so that comment about "keen enough sense of humor" left you wide open.

If you can say something funny, I'll take it back.

 

[troubador]

Your half right, I am pissed off today. I just felt like being a dick, and you were an easy target. What I said had truth to it, though. You haven't ever said anything funny, so that comment about "keen enough sense of humor" left you wide open.

If you can say something funny, I'll take it back.

Nah, I'll be unfunny and you be the retard. It's worked this long.

 

[MDR]

Your half right, I am pissed off today. I just felt like being a dick, and you were an easy target. What I said had truth to it, though. You haven't ever said anything funny, so that comment about "keen enough sense of humor" left you wide open.

If you can say something funny, I'll take it back.

He can't, so don't worry.