Can you predict the next movie flop?

[AKIRA]

NORBIT

Ill bet this movie isnt in the theaters come March.

Whats wrong with Eddie? When is he going to realize hes not funny in sub Rated-R movies, unless its a cartoon. Time to go back to his roots.

Ghostrider could be lousy too. If its good though, it may be a surprise.

What other movies are coming out that you think will do lousy?

 

[ABCs]

NORBIT and 23. Hands down.

 

[Goodfella9783]

Probably 75%-80% of movies to hit theaters nowadays.

 

[maniclion]

NORBIT and 23. Hands down.

I think 23 will be good, not great but good.....whats better than watching a man spiral down into insanity, or is it up either way the corkscrew good be waiting for you too.....

0=yor wandering soul, deep in empty spaces between energy
1 = 23-----| They meet
1= 23------|The Fuse is lit
2= you, the big bang, the start of a whole other universe, an energy factory, your eyeballs are blackholes as are your ears, touch receptors, mouth
3 = the person you have child with

 

[goob]

I think 23 will be good, not great but good.....whats better than watching a man spiral down into insanity, or is it up either way the corkscrew good be waiting for you too.....

0=yor wandering soul, deep in empty spaces between energy
1 = 23-----| They meet
1= 23------|The Fuse is lit
2= you, the big bang, the start of a whole other universe, an energy factory, your eyeballs are blackholes as are your ears, touch receptors, mouth3 = the person you have child with

What??????

 

[Double D]

23 will be a very good movie, but Akira is right on, Norbit even looks retarted.

 

[BulkMeUp]

Norbit I wouldnt bother to see. A couple of my friends are going for it

The stills of Ghost Rider looked good. But i was disappointed when i saw the trailer. The Ghost rider scenes look cool, but it seems disjointed from the rest of the movie. The rest looks like it is from a different movie with some bad dialogue.

 

[KelJu]

Anything with Tom Cruise. Seriously, I am about 95% accurate at predicting flops if I can see the trailer.

I think the transformers movie is going to kick major ass. They need to hurry up with that one.

 

[AKIRA]

The stills of Ghost Rider looked good. But i was disappointed when i saw the trailer. The Ghost rider scenes look cool, but it seems disjointed from the rest of the movie. The rest looks like it is from a different movie with some bad dialogue.

I think the actual CGI of ghostrider looks shitty. The skull directly.

Norbit has that one guy in it that seems to plague almost every movie... He was the pimp in the Deuce Biggalo movies, but those movies were the ONLY movies that guy didnt fuck up, but they still werent THAT good. What is his name? I think hes a comedian.

23 looks like another 12 monkeys. The whole 23 connection sounds stupid. You can do that with any fucking number. Seriously, use 17 and make up a huge bunch of reasons why the number 17 would be some sort of calling. However, the movie might be a good "" movie.

Transformers SHOULDNT be bad, but it could be. Remember America's newer Godzilla movie?

 

[Doublebase]

I thought they were coming out with a prequel to "gladiator". I remember someone posting that.

 

[BulkMeUp]

I think the actual CGI of ghostrider looks shitty. The skull directly.

really? i thought it wasnt bad

Norbit has that one guy in it that seems to plague almost every movie... He was the pimp in the Deuce Biggalo movies, but those movies were the ONLY movies that guy didnt fuck up, but they still werent THAT good. What is his name? I think hes a comedian.

i dont know his name either. But i wouldnt bother to watch a movie like that in the cinema.

23 looks like another 12 monkeys. The whole 23 connection sounds stupid. You can do that with any fucking number. Seriously, use 17 and make up a huge bunch of reasons why the number 17 would be some sort of calling. However, the movie might be a good "" movie.

i hate Jim carrey, so i wont bother with that one. even though i dont think it contains the usual jim carrey sthick.

Transformers SHOULDNT be bad, but it could be. Remember America's newer Godzilla movie?

yea, lets see what transformers turns out like.

 

[bio-chem]

top box office for today. looks like you were wrong

1. Norbit $33.3M
2. Hannibal Rising $13.3M
3. Because I Said So $9.1M
4. The Messengers $7.2M
5. Night at the Museum $5.6M
6. Epic Movie $4.4M
7. Smokin' Aces $3.9M
8. Pan's Labyrinth $3.6M
9. Dreamgirls $3.0M
10. The Pursuit of Happyness $2.3M

 

[AKIRA]

top box office for today. looks like you were wrong

1. Norbit $33.3M
2. Hannibal Rising $13.3M
3. Because I Said So $9.1M
4. The Messengers $7.2M
5. Night at the Museum $5.6M
6. Epic Movie $4.4M
7. Smokin' Aces $3.9M
8. Pan's Labyrinth $3.6M
9. Dreamgirls $3.0M
10. The Pursuit of Happyness $2.3M

$33 million is really shitty. The only competition that it had was Hannibal Rising. I am surprised that it didnt beat out Norbit, but I figured that movie would suck too.

 

[Goodfella9783]

Supposedly Hannibal Rising was horrible. They really have to give it up with that. I don't even think Anthony Hopkins could bring the series back to life.

 

[AKIRA]

The movie just appears to be boring. Another flop predicted.

 

[americanwit]

Eddie Murphy is making a comeback, so I don't think Norbit.
Probably Hannibal rising would be my guess.

 

[Doublebase]

$33 million is really shitty. The only competition that it had was Hannibal Rising. I am surprised that it didnt beat out Norbit, but I figured that movie would suck too.

33$ million is not shitty for an opening. That is fine for a movie like that.

 

[AKIRA]

"For a movie like that" What does this mean? You mean a comedy? $10 says this will be the only week its number 1. Its competition sucks.

 

[Doublebase]

"For a movie like that" What does this mean? You mean a comedy? $10 says this will be the only week its number 1. Its competition sucks.

I mean a movie that didn't cost a crap load of money. Such as: Superman, Lord of the Rings, Matrix.

 

[Doublebase]

I agree. No need to bet. It has already made a profit.

 

[AKIRA]

I agree. No need to bet. It has already made a profit.

A profit? Matrix Reloaded made a profit despite the money put into the movie. Guess what happened..it flopped.

 

[MCx2]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477051/

 

[maniclion]

0=your wandering soul, deep in empty spaces between energy
1 = 23-----| They meet
1= 23------|The Fuse is lit
2= you, the big bang, the start of a whole other universe, an energy factory, your eyeballs are blackholes as are your ears, touch receptors, mouth
3 = the person you have child with (to start more universes, inside we are universes that no one can quite grasp the extent of; think Imagination

What??????

Exactly, it's so easy to make these numerology connections, thats the Fibonacci Sequence and my 23 relation to it; I'd be interested to see if the movie could do any better....

 

[KentDog]

I think the new Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is going to flop. I don't really know what else is coming out.

 

[JOHNYORK]

i cant wait to see the movie with billie bob thorton where he is a farmer building a rocket ship in his barn...lol wat world am i living in??

 

[AKIRA]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477051/

Did you see the user comments?!

 

[MCx2]

I know what the next flop will be. I didn't catch the title but Martin Lawrence, William H Macy, and John Trovolta are all in it, basically playing themselves. Total crap.

 

[AKIRA]

Road Hogs or something? Yeah I dont doubt that either.

Another one I am on the fence with is Reno911. Its rated R though... Lots of potential! All it takes is a few bad writers though, cuz they do look like a bunch of good characters.

 

[maniclion]

Don't judge a movie by it's Title nor it's trailer...but yes the Biker movie looks very stupid and I've seen Reno 911 several times, they have their moments, you might chuckle a few times...

 

[AKIRA]

Nor its trailer? Why not?

Trailers will make a movie look better than it actually is, so if anything, the trailer will help it. I do look passed certain things trailers display, like misplaced editing to cover up potential swear words or tits. This shit usually makes the movie look worse than it is, but since I am aware of it, I can look passed it and see what lies beneath.