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cellardoor
- Thread starter jlacap
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If you want a gay thread there are plenty of them on here. Just do a search. You'll find your people.
With my what? I don't even know what your talking about.
the tail that you hide between your legs
CellarDoor
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the tail that you hide between your legs
Oh please, you cock loving nipple pincher. If I did have a dick you'd be kneeling in front of me with your mouth open like a baby bird begging to suck it.
Sorry to disappoint you. But I'm sure if you ask nicely, jlacap will let you lick his balls.
GICH!
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you may see more of my work in the boobs thread.
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Dr.Abs
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cellar door is my girlfriend. you miserable pukes better be fucking cool or someone is going to get shanked with a fork.
jlacap
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hagaroids your a little punk. shut up before i stab your tiger cock or whatever its called to death.
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buddy, all i care about is that i'm next in line
what do u say cellar door, ready ?
Before I take any man into consideration, he has to have a few simple qualifications.
1) must be built. I'm talkin a chest bigger than mine and I'm sportin "D's"
2) must be rough. Cause I am and I wouldn't want to hurt you
3) must luv to eat pussy. I want a guy camped out there for days
Extra points to a guy with all of the above and a big cock.
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david
Before I take any man into consideration, he has to have a few simple qualifications.
1) must be built. I'm talkin a chest bigger than mine and I'm sportin "D's"
2) must be rough. Cause I am and I wouldn't want to hurt you
3) must luv to eat pussy. I want a guy camped out there for days
Extra points to a guy with all of the above and a big cock.
Gotta love a woman who knows what she wants!!
CellarDoor
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Gotta love a woman who knows what she wants!!
Lol, yes I do.
Before I take any man into consideration, he has to have a few simple qualifications.
1) must be built. I'm talkin a chest bigger than mine and I'm sportin "D's"
2) must be rough. Cause I am and I wouldn't want to hurt you
3) must luv to eat pussy. I want a guy camped out there for days
Extra points to a guy with all of the above and a big cock.
Trips me out when i just jump into a convo and people are talking about me....
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david
Hmmnn... although this may make me sound shallow but I think you should add to your request list that he should be able to support himself and has positive credit! Too many bodybuilder's spend all their money on the "goods" and barely have enough left over for anything else. Or, sadly in SFLA, I know plenty of buff guys who don't have anything but their bodies. (As for cock size... I wouldn't know....
)However, erase all of this if you're just looking for a drop dead sex toy and you don't mind paying for dinners and stuff!!! =)
That's really funny. The last guy who tried to touch my cock was on a subway in france. I broke his jaw for certain. He may have died, fuck who knows. What I do know is miserable pukes like you have no business even thinking of gals like CD. She likes men who have a penis bigger than her pinky.
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david
Before I take any man into consideration, he has to have a few simple qualifications.
1) must be built. I'm talkin a chest bigger than mine and I'm sportin "D's"
2) must be rough. Cause I am and I wouldn't want to hurt you
3) must luv to eat pussy. I want a guy camped out there for days
Extra points to a guy with all of the above and a big cock.
Well....that sure as hell narrows your options here.
a chest bigger than hers?
yeah that narrows it down to walter and a lactating orangutan. Good luck CD!
yeah that narrows it down to walter and a lactating orangutan. Good luck CD!
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Hmmnn... although this may make me sound shallow but I think you should add to your request list that he should be able to support himself and has positive credit! Too many bodybuilder's spend all their money on the "goods" and barely have enough left over for anything else. Or, sadly in SFLA, I know plenty of buff guys who don't have anything but their bodies. (As for cock size... I wouldn't know....
However, erase all of this if you're just looking for a drop dead sex toy and you don't mind paying for dinners and stuff!!! =)
I was strictly speaking in terms of sex. My relationship list is an entirely different story.
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In this world or the next i will have my vengence against you bitch. you puny puny man.
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a chest bigger than hers?
yeah that narrows it down to walter and a lactating orangutan. Good luck CD!
Lol. Aw shit. Maybe I should modify my description of that point.
Mr. Phone Sex has everything on my list, so at least I don't have to settle for the lactating orangutan.
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just to let you know cellardoor, i can eat a peach for hours.
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david
I was thinking the same!!! Hmmnn.... the more I see you post and the more I see people talking to you.....
Since I've been back from such a long hiatus, you're quite a "honey pot" and I don't even know what you look like but, mmnn..... I love seeing what you have to say!!!
Sincerely,
Always Intrigued =)
