Cheat on drug test???

[myCATpowerlifts]

What would be a good way to cheat on a drug test where you pee in a cup??

Would it be smart to pee in a cup the night b4
seal it
and then take it into the bathroom
and put it into the container
that they give you to use???

 

[LAM]

what is in your system, THC ?

 

[Var]

They check the temp, so that wouldnt work. There's a tea you can drink to flush your system before taking the test. Also, I know people who have used cranberry juice (drank about two gallons the night before the test), but I'd stick with the tea.

 

[Var]

I mean....Dont do drugs.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

THC?

Lol
im not talking about taking
sports enhancers
and trying to cheat for a sport or anything

Im talking about when you get drug tested at your work

like weed and such

 

[Var]

I knew what u meant

P.S. THC is in weed

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Tea??
hmmm....
how long does weed stay in your system to a degree
that they could find it?

 

[maniclion]

If you were clean the night before, yes. But then if you knew you were getting a test the next day why chance it that one night by doing something?

 

[Var]

Originally posted by maniclion
If you were clean the night before, yes. But then if you knew you were getting a test the next day why chance it that one night by doing something?

Good point! I didnt catch that part.

 

[Crono1000]

yeah just don't do whatever it is the next day or night before. And what are you using? Don't do drugs.

 

[Crono1000]

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[Var]

If he's smoked within a month of the test he's most likely gonna fail.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Im not going to right b4
but ive got some jobs im applying for that
may require drug testing

so just incase i was asking

 

[LAM]

Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
THC?

Lol
im not talking about taking
sports enhancers
and trying to cheat for a sport or anything

Im talking about when you get drug tested at your work

like weed and such

you can buy kits with pharmacutical grade urine (in powdered form). the kits also have heaters to bring the solution to the proper temperatue. I'll call up my weed guy tonight to find out the address of his website as he sells them.

 

[maniclion]

Just jerk off into the cup, bring it out hand it to the nurse and walk out. If they stop you before you get away, just tell them you thought you were there to donate sperm.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

^hahahahah

thats funny dude

 

[gr81]

HA HA HA ha, THC is the active ingredient so to speak in marijuana man, thats funny that you didn't know that. Basically it goes like this. Depending on how much weed you smoke, it stays in your system for about a month plus, unless it was like one time use, in which case you should be fine. Either way, start drinkin 2 gallons of water a day, start doing high intentsity cardio where you are sweating alot every day. Cranberry juice is something else you wanna drink alot of, in fact you could go to the drug store and buy some cranberry pills and pop a few of those a day while you are at it. Stop smokin asap, the longer you have gone without, the better. You pretty much want to sweat the shit out of your system. the lower your BF, the more likely you are to pass.

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/drug_tests.htm

peep that site, should help you

 

[LAM]

Originally posted by gr81
HA HA HA ha, THC is the active ingredient so to speak in marijuana man, thats funny that you didn't know that. Basically it goes like this. Depending on how much weed you smoke, it stays in your system for about a month plus, unless it was like one time use, in which case you should be fine. Either way, start drinkin 2 gallons of water a day, start doing high intentsity cardio where you are sweating alot every day. Cranberry juice is something else you wanna drink alot of, in fact you could go to the drug store and buy some cranberry pills and pop a few of those a day while you are at it. Stop smokin asap, the longer you have gone without, the better. You pretty much want to sweat the shit out of your system. the lower your BF, the more likely you are to pass.

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/drug_tests.htm

peep that site, should help you

actually you DON'T want to exercise for several days prior to the test. THC is stored in fat, exercising will cause more stored THC to be released...

 

[Spitfire]

as for the weed, if you smoke every other or every day for more than a month or so if you have a fast matabolism than at least one and a half weeks of drinking water... for a fast matabolism.

If you are going to pee in something pee in two cleaned out clear eye bottle (supplied by your local pot head that lives at home) tapes to your sack be sure to keep your legs together

 

[Spitfire]

PS on the day of if you can

 

[RCfootball87]

Yeah, the stickier and better quality your weed the more THC you have, its the most powerful of the pshycoactive chemicals in Cannabis. 28 days is what I've heard, but as someone mentioned if it was a one time thing it will clear out quicker. Sorry your work makes you test for shit. IMO, it's none of their damn business who smokes what if it doesn't effect anyone's work performance. Hey GR81, if you have better quality shit, like 'dro as opposed to dank, would it stay in yur system longer due to the higher THC levels, or is it the same?

 

[Spitfire]

hydro has higher THC levels though you tend to smoke less of it, But no the better bud doesnt stay in you system longer it like the pound of featers and a pound of rock deal... Its all in the quant

 

[Vieope]

Play with their head. Make your cat pee and start mixing with the pee of other people. Let´s see what they will find out.

 

[BigKev75]

get a herbal clean from GNC. U take pills 2 hours before you test and your good

 

[JJJ]

Ive heard about something u put on your fingers, then piss on your fingers so it gets in the cup (if they are watching). Cant remember what it was thou. Maybee gasoline? Anyway, it fucks up the test, and you get additional time to get clean.

Anyone know what Im talking about?

 

[Stickboy]

In my experience, most of these tips are bullshit. People do them, and don't get caught and think they work. You know why? THEY DON'T TEST EVERY SAMPLE.

If your sample is tested, and you've smoked in the last 30 days or so, guess what? BUSTED. I don't care what people say will work - it won't. Again, if they test your sample you WILL be +.

Best advice I can give - Don't do drugs.

 

[Eggs]

My suggestion is to not lie and dont smoke weed. Of course if you arent interested in behaving ethically at your job, then you'll have to play some russion roullete. There are different systems that you can use to beat it... if something doesnt happen. I'd hate for you to have your job for a couple years and have something screw up though and you get caught and they bust you. Or you tell somebody at work and they get pissed at you and rat you out.

Its not really worth it in my opinion. Of course, I've been wrong once or twice before

 

[PreMier]

The test can be mis-read by taking Advil. Usually they will have you retake.

Best thing to do is just drink lotsa water and hope for the best.

 

[Mudge]

Originally posted by myCATpowerlifts
THC?

Lol
im not talking about taking
sports enhancers

You are kidding right? You smoke pot and you dont even know what you are putting in your body? Shyt and I thought all pottheads could draw the damn chemical.

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by Stickboy
In my experience, most of these tips are bullshit. People do them, and don't get caught and think they work. You know why? THEY DON'T TEST EVERY SAMPLE.

If your sample is tested, and you've smoked in the last 30 days or so, guess what? BUSTED. I don't care what people say will work - it won't. Again, if they test your sample you WILL be +.

Best advice I can give - Don't do drugs.

wow hpw helpfull was that post!! don't do drugs, pretty helpful after the fact. The fact of the matter is this thou, I have smoked a gang of weed in my lifetime, and I have never failed a drug test. you are so full of shit. It is not so cut and dry and if you are not going to be productive to teh conversation and you are gonna try and be judgemental, why even post?