Controlling birth without destroying the relationship

[Deezus]

my girl is terrified of pregancy and I understand completely, we have been having sex for a while, but she finds herself extremely scared to have sex anymore and it has put an enormous strain on our relationship. Like I said I understand her fears because she has three sisters who are constantly pregnant, which has been afecting her psyce pretty hard lately, not to mention becomeing preganat at this point in her life would be damn awful, becausewe are both in school (graduate). She herself is on the pill and has been for a long time, also we use withdrawl as well. I have also heard of heating your balls to kill sperm and alos have heard of spermicide foams. Basically I want to take the chances of her getting pregnant to nil. And I want to ableto back it up with some published info, which I cant seem to find. Any help would be appreciated..... She is also scared to do anything with me now because she beliieves it will lead to actual intercourse even though I have promised her I will not have sex with her at all until these concerns are alleviated, but it is destroying the physical aspect of our relationship. Help Ya'll!

 

[GFR]

Get a vasectomy

 

[Deezus]

ta hell with that, I dont wanna destroy my ability to procreate, Im only 26

 

[Triple Threat]

A swallow a day will keep the babies away.

 

[Deezus]

yeah,thats what i say, but she claims that any sexual contact at this point will lead to actual intercourse, which I told her I am strong enough to refrain from, as long as im gettin some kind of physical pleasure for the time being.

 

[gococksDJS]

I had this same problem a few years back and here's what you do. No need to worry about pulling out, getting your balls clipped, or any of that other gay shit. Just continue to rail on her as usual, but right before you let loose your DNA infantry, stick your thumb up her ass with one hand, pinch her nostrils closed with your other hand and tell her to blow out like she's trying to pop her hears when you fly on an airplane. This will create a vacuum that will instantly starve the sperms of oxygen, which is a necessity for life, so they will die and she won't get pregnant. That's all you need to know.

 

[Deezus]

thanks for the input,but that doesnt sound like a very viable option

 

[Du]

I have also heard of heating your balls to kill sperm

Yea, put a fucking lighter under there...

What the hell is wrong with you??

 

[Deezus]

nah, its not like that, im pretty sure it has to do with warm water,nothing brutal

 

[bio-chem]

i was thinking boiling water.

 

[KentDog]

You could use multiple birth control methods. Since she is already on the pill, you could get her to use another method in addition to that, and you could wear a rubber.

And the heating the balls thing, I heard will just lower your sperm count, it won't make it so you are shooting blanks. I can't remember what it was called, but apparently there is a male birth control pill that will make it so you are shooting blanks. I think they are using it in Europe.

 

[gococksDJS]

You could use multiple birth control methods. Since she is already on the pill, you could get her to use another method in addition to that, and you could wear a rubber.

To bad rubbers suck

 

[gococksDJS]

Dip your balls in liquid nitrogen, that will work.

 

[KentDog]

To bad rubbers suck

Exactly.. well it sounds like this girl does too if she is all paranoid like that. I would dump her.

 

[gococksDJS]

Exactly.. well it sounds like this girl does too if she is all paranoid like that. I would dump her.

haha, I wouldn't necessarily go that far. Rubber sex is better than no sex.

 

[KentDog]

haha, I wouldn't necessarily go that far. Rubber sex is better than no sex.

That's why you find a replacement.

 

[gococksDJS]

That's why you find a replacement.

Or talk her into anal.

 

[gococksDJS]

Just tell her "It ain't so bad baby. You'd do it if you really loved me. My ex did it for me."

 

[GFR]

Sounds like she is fucking another dude

 

[Deezus]

morons...

 

[gococksDJS]

morons...

Correct me if i'm wrong but aren't you the only 26 year old in here who believes that applying heat to your testicls acts as some sort of home made birth control device?

 

[GFR]

They might be, but I stand by all my posts so far

 

[Deezus]

Correct me if i'm wrong but aren't you the only 26 year old in here who believes that applying heat to your testicls acts as some sort of home made birth control device?

look it up man... peices of info are out there, but cant findanything real solid,thats why I asked. Just all these wisecracks are quite infantile.

 

[Deezus]

You could use multiple birth control methods. Since she is already on the pill, you could get her to use another method in addition to that, and you could wear a rubber.

And the heating the balls thing, I heard will just lower your sperm count, it won't make it so you are shooting blanks. I can't remember what it was called, but apparently there is a male birth control pill that will make it so you are shooting blanks. I think they are using it in Europe.

yeah i ran across that to, but that pill also required test injections, and sounds kinda sketchy, I believe Organon makes it.

condom is not really an option, they irritate her skin (even with lube).
Id also like to find some statistics on the use of a spermicidal foam in addition to the pill if its even out there, but Ive not had much luck finding any
....

 

[gococksDJS]

contact cement + tip of penis= no babies

 

[Deezus]

you are not funny dude, you stould stop tryin

 

[GFR]

you are not funny dude, you stould stop tryin

True story

 

[gococksDJS]

True story

gay response

 

[GFR]

gay response

How did you know about that?

 

[Deezus]

please ya'll... what does this have to do with this thread? nothing