Well, if I haven't seen you yet then I sure haven't been where I SHOULD have been.
You need to let me know the next time you're headed this way. I'll check our activities board and see if I can sneak you into one or two of the hottest events. Here at The Meadows Retirement Home and Car Wash we have tons of fun. Monday's we all get together and knit little carry bags for our medication. Tuesday's are our workout nights where we really use a lot of plates. Well, they're actually denture plates. We throw all our fake teeth on a pile and then dive in to see who can find theirs the fastest. It's a hell of a workout. Wednesdays are movie nights. They show all the latest releases. Rumor has it next week's feature is actually gonna be a talkie. Thursday's are....................are...............I'm sorry. I'll have to finish this later. It's my nap time now.