Did u ever JO at school?

[scaryclown34]

either HS, College or maybe even ur job. idk

 

[MyK]

jerk off??

yea, I jerk off at work. at high school and university I used to fuck girls.. can't realy fuck girls at work so i jo

 

[sprayherup]

Yes. At the office, dropped a load on a chick's chair.

 

[maniclion]

All the time at school, a cheer leader used to let me stick my hand up her skirt in Biology(learned a lot about female reproductive system), then I would go JO while smelling my fingers.....

In the Navy I was lucky my department had it's own restroom one toilet with lockable door....we'd leave magazines in their hidden behind a shut-off panel....our code word was :I'm gonna go freshen deez: and we'd know not to bother the person in the head for 10 minutes....it came from Jason who used to say He had to freshen up a batch of sperm for his ladies(freshen deez NUTZ) as his excuse for chronic masturbation....dude still landed mad ass I think he was a sex addict....yeah I'm pretty sure....

 

[scaryclown34]

jerk off??

yea, I jerk off at work. at high school and university I used to fuck girls.. can't realy fuck girls at work so i jo

how the hell did u fuck girls in high school. u mean IN THE SCHOOL? universities r bigger and have lots of buildings and more places to hide. but i cant imagine getting away with it in my high school building. the most i could do is make out in the hallway and hold hands lol and u would get yelled at for that

i heard stories about ppl getting caught fucking in the stairways but im pretty sure those were bs stories

 

[REDDOG309]

My son told me teachers at his high school were catching girls giving blow jobs in the stair towers.

 

[sprayherup]

My son told me teachers at his high school were catching girls giving blow jobs in the stair towers.

Nice!!!!

 

[scaryclown34]

My son told me teachers at his high school were catching girls giving blow jobs in the stair towers.

dam man, i wish i started lifting weights when i was in High School. i could have gotten so many more girls. but back then i was so dumb/ignorant they teach u about the 3 body types, mesomorph ectomorph etc.. i believed that shit and thought u couldnt get muscles u had to be born like that.

what a stupid fucking theory. its all about what u eat and ur activity level etc.. ppl say "o im fat cuz my parents r fat. theres nothing i can do, its genetic." no ur fat cuz u eat the same amount of crap food as ur parents and neither of u exercise.

they also tricked me about being scared of lying about how important college is. college was just a waste of $$ in my view. all the time in middle school teachers sed "u cant sumbit work like this in HS they wont accept it" then in HS the same copy and pasted work "u cant submit work like this is college, they wont accept it" then college "i dont care if what u write is true, just as long as its understandable English" i had professors show me work from ppl who had english as 2nd language and show how bad the sentences were structured and made no sense. and how they cant fail those papers only can give a D with the option to re-do re-submit for a higher grade.

 

[OTG85]

I lhjo after I have sex with my girl......as she cries in disbelief.Then I tell her it's you not me.......Women love me

 

[theCaptn']

I was at boarding school . . LHJO was the std after-lights out acvitdad

 

[maniclion]

how the hell did u fuck girls in high school. u mean IN THE SCHOOL? universities r bigger and have lots of buildings and more places to hide. but i cant imagine getting away with it in my high school building. the most i could do is make out in the hallway and hold hands lol and u would get yelled at for that

i heard stories about ppl getting caught fucking in the stairways but im pretty sure those were bs stories

The HS I went to my freshman/soph. years was as large as an average mall, 3 stories tall, I would take my gf's under the stage in the drama dept. to fool around....

 

[Big Pimpin]

My son told me teachers at his high school were catching girls giving blow jobs in the stair towers.

A buddy of mine was the school cop at shitty HS which also had a lot full of trailer classrooms. He said during any given class change, you could catch a chick giving a guy a BJ in between trailers.

He took at least one kid to jail every day at this school.

 

[SloppyJ]

Fuck yes to all three.

 

[sprayherup]

A buddy of mine was the school cop at shitty HS which also had a lot full of trailer classrooms. He said during any given class change, you could catch a chick giving a guy a BJ in between trailers.

He took at least one kid to jail every day at this school.

Did he at least watch and LHJO before arresting them?

 

[Buzzard]

I LHJO errywhere. Seriously... If I'm at ur house and outta your sight... I'm JO'n with one hand or the other.

 

[CellarDoor]

Have you ever heard of seam riding? Some women can masturbate by riding the seam of thier jeans.

 

[Burr]

You could ride my zipper and we could both get off

 

[MyK]

how the hell did u fuck girls in high school. u mean IN THE SCHOOL? universities r bigger and have lots of buildings and more places to hide. but i cant imagine getting away with it in my high school building. the most i could do is make out in the hallway and hold hands lol and u would get yelled at for that

i heard stories about ppl getting caught fucking in the stairways but im pretty sure those were bs stories

lunch time. i lived like 3 minutes away so I would take girls home

 

[maniclion]

I jerked on the school bus after a game once, my gf was a cheerleader and had been sitting on my lap, all the bumps and she kept reaching down and rubbing it through my pants...finally she got tired and laid in the empty seat next to us....my balls were starting to get so sore I hurried and emptied a load on the floor....

 

[scaryclown34]

I jerked on the school bus after a game once, my gf was a cheerleader and had been sitting on my lap, all the bumps and she kept reaching down and rubbing it through my pants...finally she got tired and laid in the empty seat next to us....my balls were starting to get so sore I hurried and emptied a load on the floor....

pics or it didnt happen

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I used to LHJO at uni all the time. At my job, I'd take a quick JO break in the bathroom from time to time. I never JO at school in HS, cause I always heard rumors about guys getting caught doing it.

 

[maniclion]

When I was 15 my family and my friends family would go to our lake house on weekends. We'd leave right after school on friday and make the 3 hour drive in 2 cars. Well I had a basketball game so my friends mom decided to hang back and pick me up after the game.... I sat in the back so I could lay down and sleep cause I was tired. She was a milf and a half and as I drifted to sleep I had a dream she wanted to pick me up alone so she could seduce me.....when I woke up I had a raging hard-on and was so horny I couldn't stand it so I sat in the seat right behind her and started tugging at my piece by reaching up under the leg of my basketball shorts....I hadnt planned on finioshing but looking at the back of her head and the adrenaline rush(that penny taste in the back of your throat)got me excited, next thing I know I have it pulled all the way out and am unloading on the floorboard...she asked me if I was alright because I was gasping a bit,and leaned over at the edge of my seat and I told her I got a cramp in my calf....I laid my jersey on the floorboard to soak up the mess, then I fell back to sleep....After that I used to jerk off at his house while she was their in situations I hoped she would catch me, but she never did...like the time I slept over, I slept on the couch and he went to his room....I heard her get up in the middle of the night so I pulled it out and waited but she never came into the kitchen...I tossed a load on his carpet and fell back to sleep.....

 

[maniclion]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[MDR]

No JO, but I did have sex a few times. I was an aide in PE, and I had a universal key that worked in all PE areas. There was a mat room where they stored all the mats for track and wrestling. My girlfriend and I would skip class and crawl up to the top of the mats in the dark and go at it. Learned a lot about female anatomy from that girl...

 

[sprayherup]

Oh lovely, Roids's gf and her sister!

 

[M-Rods]

When I was 15 my family and my friends family would go to our lake house on weekends. We'd leave right after school on friday and make the 3 hour drive in 2 cars. Well I had a basketball game so my friends mom decided to hang back and pick me up after the game.... I sat in the back so I could lay down and sleep cause I was tired. She was a milf and a half and as I drifted to sleep I had a dream she wanted to pick me up alone so she could seduce me.....when I woke up I had a raging hard-on and was so horny I couldn't stand it so I sat in the seat right behind her and started tugging at my piece by reaching up under the leg of my basketball shorts....I hadnt planned on finioshing but looking at the back of her head and the adrenaline rush(that penny taste in the back of your throat)got me excited, next thing I know I have it pulled all the way out and am unloading on the floorboard...she asked me if I was alright because I was gasping a bit,and leaned over at the edge of my seat and I told her I got a cramp in my calf....I laid my jersey on the floorboard to soak up the mess, then I fell back to sleep....After that I used to jerk off at his house while she was their in situations I hoped she would catch me, but she never did...like the time I slept over, I slept on the couch and he went to his room....I heard her get up in the middle of the night so I pulled it out and waited but she never came into the kitchen...I tossed a load on his carpet and fell back to sleep.....

props for trying to get some milf lovin

 

[bigmac6969]

when i was in high school i would just take my girlfriend to her car and fuck the shit out of her during lunch

 

[min0 lee]

Yesterday my Lee was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

 

[Retlaw]

Have you ever heard of seam riding? Some women can masturbate by riding the seam of thier jeans.

Sweet ! I jerk off when ever and where ever i can, He who blows the mosts loads in life wins !

Btw... can you do that baby ??

 

[MyK]

Yesterday my Lee was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

if your children are not cowering in the corner when you get home, you have failed as a parent!!!