Drivers

[Britney]

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM


One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO
*
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK
*
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of ?traffic:
NEW JERSEY
*
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator :
BOSTON
*
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat
double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES
*
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
OHIO,
but driving in
CALIFORNIA
*
Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY
*
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
*
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's
bag out the window:
TEXAS
*
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA
*
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely
visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate
in the left lane
with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
*
One hand on the wheel,
the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS



LMAO

 

[Britney]

Normally I dont participate in this sort of thing, but it was too cute not to post

 

[cornfed]

Nice

 

[w8lifter]

Funny! Where's the cdn's?

 

[Dero]

Hmmmm...
If BOTH feet are inbeded in the floor where the gas pedal was and the speedometer is pined to the right
and the back seat is full of empty cans of Pepsi.
You definitally know the driver is from QUEBEC!!!


Is dat correct W8???

 

[Mudge]

http://www.dleong.org/2003/tt/ncrc1/imagepages/image13.htm

I drive, with BOTH hands on the wheel

 

[david]

Originally posted by w8lifter
Funny! Where's the cdn's?

Snowmobiles and dogsleds don't count! J/K!