Dude knows how to handle his woman!

[Brandibeth]

Naw, I wouldn't complain at all.

I just have 2 demands.

1. Women only

2. I get to wear that hat

1. It cant be women only, because you will be the girl

2..... only if you do the helicopter for me.

 

[IronAddict]

1. It cant be women only, because you will be the girl

2..... only if you do the helicopter for me.

Damn, I guess I'm a lesbo! Or, maybe I just need a new pimp!

I will do the helicopter, along with all sorts of puppetry of the penis.

 

[Brandibeth]

You cant get a new pimp, Ill beat your ass.

Actually, Ill show you my pimp hand.

 

[IronAddict]

You cant get a new pimp, Ill beat your ass.

Actually, Ill show you my pimp hand.

your too much, girl

 

[bio-chem]

how you going to do the helicopter with that shriveled limp dick of yours that albob keeps complaining about?

 

[IronAddict]

how you going to do the helicopter with that shriveled limp dick of yours that albob keeps complaining about?

I think you've got me confused with that other dude, Wesley!

Why, I can even do the Eiffel tower and the leaning tower of Pisa. That's not really a trick though, cause I always lean to the right!

 

[Brandibeth]

willis what you talkin' bout'

 

[IronAddict]

why puppetry of the penis, Arnold!

Ya little short mutha phua!

 

[maniclion]

filipina chicks oggle me.

When I was in Thailand I went to a club and started dancing with a couple girls and next thing I know I'm walking around asking several more girls to get up from their tables and dance with me completely ignoring the guys sitting with them, I'm just in a wine and opium induced haze and I wanted to have fun. But after a while the guys started getting raw and from what my friends tell me they had to drag me out and throw me in the cab as it was moving because I almost started a riot.....not the first time I'd done such a thing.....

 

[TheGreatSatan]

I implore a man to do that to me. Id bite his fucking ear off. I've had one man try and raise his hand at me after I caught him doing some back hand shit. He now has a nice bite mark scar on his neck and broke his hand on my skull. Fucking low lifes.

Fuckin' Vampires!

 

[Brandibeth]

^^^^^^^^^^ You're thinking of sucking, not I, Im thinking scraping of the teeth on the head. lol Or close to it at least.

 

[sara]

Some men would just get a hickory and beat their women with it

 

[proxy10]

What are you talking about, he's a tiny dicked asian dude, he's got the same build as those little asian chicks....if I punched him once I would dismantle his jaw...so technically my want to kick his ass is no better than if he were a girl....

I hear racist talking here.

 

[soxmuscle]

Kicking.. hahahaha.

 

[Brandibeth]

bitch slap