F**k, Marry, Kill

[maniclion]

The cap is still on, she's very classy.

Looks like a pour spout young man....once you can get into the bars you'll know what they look like....

 

[Doublebase]

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel

You can't F them all.

 

[soxmuscle]

Looks like a pour spout young man....once you can get into the bars you'll know what they look like....

That's what I meant. The alcohol doesn't flow as freely with the pour spout on.

 

[soxmuscle]

Fuck - Alba
Kill - Simpson
Marry - Biel

 

[IRM]

Fuck - Alba
Kill - Simpson
Marry - Biel

Ditto

 

[tucker01]

Fuck Simpson
Kill Alba
Marry Biel

 

[IRM]

Fuck Simpson
Kill Alba
Marry Biel

I wouldn't fuck Jessica Simpson with Bette Midler's dick. You can get an STD just looking at that dumb piece of trailer trash.

 

[tucker01]

Like I give a shit about an STD if I got to fuck her.

 

[IRM]

Like I give a shit about an STD if I got to fuck her.

Well in your case....what's one more among sooooooo many?
(Deceases, not chicks. )

 

[tucker01]

Well in your case....what's one more among sooooooo many?
(Deceases, not chicks. )

Diseases.... you fucking retard.

 

[IRM]

Diseases.... you fucking retard.

Figures, you'd know how to spell a word you're so closely acquainted with.

 

[soxmuscle]

Diseases.... you fucking retard.

 

[soxmuscle]

I wouldn't fuck Jessica Simpson with Bette Midler's dick. You can get an STD just looking at that dumb piece of trailer trash.

She seems pretty clean, I would love to fuck her, it's just I'm more of a brunette fan.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel

You can't F them all.

GREAT ONE!

"F" - Simpson
Kill - Alba
Marry - Biel

A stiff breeze would make me rethink that whole thing.
But right now... Thats it.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Whats up with all Jessica's being hot and stupid anyway?

 

[Doublebase]

Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson

 

[tucker01]

Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson

Man that is actually a tough one.

I guess

Fuck Jenna
Kill Pam
Marry Carmen

 

[The Monkey Man]

Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Jenna Jameson

"F" - Carmen, shes the hottest and best % of being disease free
Marry - Jenna, shes has the $$$, and I can deal with what a slut she is, over time
Kill - Pam, diseased, ugly, frankensteined body, skank


GOOD ONE!
This is how this game is supposed to be played!

 

[The Monkey Man]

Rebecca Romijn
Heidi Klum
Karen Mulder

 

[maniclion]

Neferteri Shepherd
Robinne Lee
Halle Berry

 

[The Monkey Man]

Neferteri Shepherd
Robinne Lee
Halle Berry

"F" - Robinne Lee, washed up celeb worth the "F"
Marry - Neferteri, she'd be my trophy wife, and I slave her out and reap the modeling money
Kill - Halle Berry, she's a fucking whacko and I wouldn't want her anywhere near me

 

[Doublebase]

Who will dare to answer this one?

ah nm I can't do it.

 

[tucker01]

Who will dare to answer this one?

ah nm I can't do it.

What is it?

Doublebase
Danny81
IRM

 

[Doublebase]

Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan

 

[IRM]

What is it?

Doublebase
Danny81
IRM

This one's easy.


Fuck danny! (Hehe, that just makes a good sentence.)

Marry Doublebase.

And Kill me....for I have Sinned. I'm not proud of this, but my one night of drunken debauchery is the reason Iain now thinks he's somebody's father.

 

[tucker01]

Actually 2

 

[IRM]

Actually 2

And they're not twins either....I'm just that good.

 

[tucker01]

That is fine.... now I know who to pass the paternity payments on to.

Thanks you made my day

 

[IRM]

That is fine.... now I know who to pass the paternity payments on to.

Thanks you made my day

 

[The Monkey Man]

Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan

"F" - AMY (yuk, but it would be over fast)
Marry - Lindsay (sad, but her money is as yet untapped)
Kill - Britney (two kids means the poon is tow-up, plus Kfed has 1/2 her coin = shes pretty much useless)