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Gym Idiot Sightings 2007

I still see NEW resolutioners.

Yesterday I had a convo. with a guy about how he is starting his New Years Res along with the Chinese New Year.:bulb:

He then came up to me while I was doing Hang Cleans and proceded to explain to me why I should go all the way to the ground and pull up.

I said, "i'm doing hang clean's right now, not power cleans", he said, "well those are useless" and walked off.

I then had to wait for the smith machine squats because he decided her would use it for F*cking upright rows.

Jack ASs.
 
StanUk said:
haha! I would have paid to have seen that! :D
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That reminds me of one time I took a friend to the gym for his first time. I was warming up on a bike and he was on the machine next to me. He wa running, wearing a hat and he put it on the ground. I noticed he bent a bit and got a bit wonky when he put the hat on the floor. So I tell him to see if he can pick it back up while running.

He bends down and trips over his feet.He gets flipped over then thrown into the wall behind the machine. There is about a foot gap between the wall and machine, just enough to get him stuck and burnt by the belt, then in attempt to get away, flipped again.

:roflmao:
 
I saw this guy the otherday in my gym and i thought that he looked like he was experienced as he had quite developed arms. I then saw him proceed stright to the smith machine, load it with about 60kgs (not much considering his size) and started to bench press. After about his fifth he was holding his breath, by the tenth his legs were up in the air like a mad man and by the fifteenth he had to hook it on about the third hook because he could not do another.

It just got me thinking it doesnt look like he's been doing this for long as he has poor knowledge + no form, and i dont mean to offend or stereotype, but he must be taking roids to get that big.
 
i was in the guy yesterday and these 2 chicks in there not bad looking i must say but they did like 2 leg excries and left no cardo or anthing i was just lafing because at every thing they did i had to go over and help
 
OK, we have a new instructor at our gym who used to be a member so everyone knows or reckonises him.Since becoming an one too one instructor he seems to have spent to much time on the sunbed and as gone from being a pastie white guy to being a very dried up black impersonator. To be honest hes a good looking guy being a model and so and he worked in the USA or so all our local UK papers stated being Jean Claude van dammes stunt man or stand in..Getting back to the point he seems to know what hes doing when instructing but what a pain in the arse when hes working out by himself.Firstly he insists on trying to talk or give advice when your doing your own thing even when you have your earplugs in listening to music, he will always stand right in front of you so he can look at himself wearing the tightest t shirts he can fit into and will start doing pressups on the dumbell rack(feet on floor hands on dumbell rack) so he can watch himself but seems not to see everybody standing behind him trying to get to the dumbells,what makes it even worst is that all the young girls swoon over him, ok a little bit of jealously i suppose but he pisses me off with his shitty attitude and lack of respect to everyone else....:pissed:
 
Here's my favorite of the morning...this lady walking on the treadmill, with 3-4% incline, holding the handrails, eyes closed and rolling her head around like a bobble head doll. I'd fall :lol: I should add this is the same lady that I complained about before who stands and stares at you if you are on a machine she wants. Aw...sweet huh?
 
Uthinkso said:
I joined my new gym just after the new year, and as I was leaving yesterday the owner asked me, "So whens the next workout"? I thought for a second and said, well Sunday its slow in here I like it then. Ok see you then.

As I was driving home, I got to thinking. Did he think I was a resolutioner? I've lost 22lb in the mans gym in seven weeks. I'm there three days a week, and sometimes four. Then I realized that I was over thinking it.:thumb:

The resolutioners are still holding strong at my gym though.
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:lol: I think that the new gym I go to thinks the same about me! I joined there to lift at my lunchtime because it's right by work. I see their front door from my office door. It's great but I always wonder if they think the same.
 
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Saw a guy doing shoulder presses on the standing calf raise machine today. He looked frustrated because the handles would only go up so far.
 
The gym isnt a work place where everyone NEEDS TO HAVE EXPIERIENCE its a place to relax, be yourself and have fun (with limits of course), as well a place to maybe start a new hobby so to all of you EXPIERIENCED GYM GOERS loosen up until the gym requires a RESUME you should all chill out and accept everyones habits! ...ps. Love to all!
 
S.DOT. said:
The gym isnt a work place where everyone NEEDS TO HAVE EXPIERIENCE its a place to relax, be yourself and have fun (with limits of course), as well a place to maybe start a new hobby so to all of you EXPIERIENCED GYM GOERS loosen up until the gym requires a RESUME you should all chill out and accept everyones habits! ...ps. Love to all!
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Well posting our experiences on here and laughing about them is better than going off on some random guy in the gym, don't you think?
 
Long time reader, but this thread has made me post my first in several years. Really enjoy all of these stories, don't ever stop posting them! :thumb:
 
Stone said:
This guy at my gym - loads up for squats with 250 kilos - paces around grunts a bit looks real pumped - then drops it to 200 kilos (without doing even 1 rep of 250) starts to squat with about 2 centimeters of range. Buy the way this is the same guy who left his bright pink underwear on the back of the door in the shower - he now has the nickname PINKY!!!
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Looks like we have our own new years resolutioner right here. The guys been here since 04 and has 9 posts and it just so happens to be in January! :roflmao:
 
watching my friend that had shoulder surgery a few months ago bench press. thats a pretty idiotic thing to do isnt it?
 
S.DOT. said:
The gym isnt a work place where everyone NEEDS TO HAVE EXPIERIENCE its a place to relax, be yourself and have fun (with limits of course), as well a place to maybe start a new hobby so to all of you EXPIERIENCED GYM GOERS loosen up until the gym requires a RESUME you should all chill out and accept everyones habits! ...ps. Love to all!
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wow. you really need to cut that sanjiah shit down.
 
kdawgster said:
Long time reader, but this thread has made me post my first in several years. Really enjoy all of these stories, don't ever stop posting them! :thumb:
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Post whore.
 
DOMS said:
Post whore.
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;) Sorry bout that, I'll try to put up some good stuff as I think of it I suppose. I'm a high school coach so I do all my workouts in our weightroom. Haven't had a gym membership in 3 years but maybe I can think of something that hasn't been posted already on here...
 
S.DOT. said:
The gym isnt a work place where everyone NEEDS TO HAVE EXPIERIENCE its a place to relax, be yourself and have fun (with limits of course), as well a place to maybe start a new hobby so to all of you EXPIERIENCED GYM GOERS loosen up until the gym requires a RESUME you should all chill out and accept everyones habits! ...ps. Love to all!
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Relax?

Enjoy being out of shape.
 
Ok I've got a good one from last night. I saw a dude using straps to do DB lateral raises. I about burst into laughter, when I saw him strapping onto the 30lb DB.
 
kdawgster said:
;) Sorry bout that, I'll try to put up some good stuff as I think of it I suppose. I'm a high school coach so I do all my workouts in our weightroom. Haven't had a gym membership in 3 years but maybe I can think of something that hasn't been posted already on here...
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:lol:

Since you're a coach and run a weight room, I think a lot of people would like to see you run a journal.
 
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