HAPPY steak and RH day.

[dieseljimmy]

today is Valentines day for men.
The long and short of the day is your girl is supposed to give you a steak and some road head.
Steak and RH Day

I hope you guys told your girls about this before today, because at this point it is going to look like you made it up. I might forward her the link at work.
wash your arby.

 

[redz]

 

[Big Pimpin]

 

[SloppyJ]

just fwd to my girl. I doubt I get either lol.

 

[bigbenj]

Anyone who thinks this will fly probably isn't married -_-

 

[Vibrant]

why hasn't anyone told me this before?

I want a kobe beef filet Mignon 12oz steak and I want it NOW!!!





Damn, I forgot I cant demand anything because Im single.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Anyone who thinks this will fly probably isn't married -_-

sure, rub it in... at least I can rub one out.

 

[dieseljimmy]

why hasn't anyone told me this before?

I want a kobe beef filet Mignon 12oz steak and I want it NOW!!!





Damn, I forgot I cant demand anything because Im single.

mark it in your calender maybe next year you'll be hooked up. until then feel free to visit backpages to get your suck on.

 

[redz]

Anyone who thinks this will fly probably isn't married -_-

I am maried and showed my wife this, I got a maybe when I asked her so we'll see how tonight goes. I will report back tomorrow.

 

[dieseljimmy]

I am maried and showed my wife this, I got a maybe when I asked her so we'll see how tonight goes. I will report back tomorrow.

The reply to my text to my wife was "OMG". I am not sure how to read that
is it
OMG I cant wait to suck your masterpiece of a penis
or
OMG you can litter the shower with your DNA

I think I know which one it is but I am holding out hope.

 

[Little Wing]

it's no coincidence this falls on my birthday.

 

[tommygunz]

I had no idea what to get you for your birthday, surprise. You get both!

 

[oufinny]

Well I got a 32 oz steak, BJ is going to come here shortly bitches!

 

[redz]

Well that was suprisingly successful, had some steak burritos and got a nice bj with lots of effort on her part. Finished with some good sex. I did not expect that to work, this is now an offical holiday at my household!

 

[tommygunz]

Got a steak myself, she said she was to full and couldnt eat another bite, lol, bj for lunch today promised.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Well I got a 32 oz steak, BJ is going to come here shortly bitches!

fuck you

 

[dieseljimmy]

Well that was suprisingly successful, had some steak burritos and got a nice bj with lots of effort on her part. Finished with some good sex. I did not expect that to work, this is now an offical holiday at my household!

^you too

 

[dieseljimmy]

Got a steak myself, she said she was to full and couldnt eat another bite, lol, bj for lunch today promised.

This song more like my night... without the promise. Im getting divorsed,

 

[tommygunz]

Lotta fish in the sea, still a bummer.

 

[maniclion]

I got pizza and sex, better than nothing

 

[dieseljimmy]

Lotta fish in the sea, still a bummer.

It was said Tongue-in-cheek... kinda

 

[dieseljimmy]

I got pizza and sex, better than nothing

I would have taken a salad and a handy...