Hard- ons

[bio-chem]

Hi David,

I was not keeping track actually. Nor did I really want to but - Hey, you never know. Maybe that is what some intend - to "cause it to 'grow'" ??!!

I made the mistake of thinking there were people here who ARE ADULT AND ARE MATURE and could DISCUSS anything AS MATURE ADULTS.

Ya learn everyday. No wonder the USA is in trouble with the rest of the world. The 'puritans" are coming..... Or in this case HERE.

Take Care, John H.

so does this mean your leaving this forum because you are tired of us being immature and unable to discuss your agenda without agreeing with you.

 

[min0 lee]

Speaking about hard-ons. This is just wrong.

 

[david]

Speaking about hard-ons. This is just wrong.

The concept idea is to mock Robin in his interview on Lettermen in regards to his penis as did Eminem did in his video. Both, which are very funny!

However, those two people in that pic look no older than 14 but I could be wrong! Now, on the other hand, if I'm correct, sending your 10 year old son (that's how "he" looks like with a "sock in the jock" is just weird-stupid but laughable! Oh well, then again, so am I!

 

[John H.]

If out in a store and see someone walking around with a hardon, I'm going to management and report a pervert is stalking people.

There is a time and place every thing. If you are so oversexed that you have to display your self in public, you should probably seek help.

Hi Mr.

How do you equate some Man who has a hard-on naturally so with someone who is perverted? Just because a Man happens to be hard and it shows does NOT make him a pervert.

I guess every horse in the fields of America with a hard-on are then perverted too?

There is absolutely no logic to what you say. Or reason. Or sanity. And who the hell is the "god" or the "power that is" to "declare" that anyone displaying a hard-on is somehow in the wrong? What's next? Maybe there ought to be a "police force" to "legislate" when, where, and how anyone can have Sex and while in the your bedroom have your actions "examined" to see if there is not some kind of "violation" "according to law"...

Where does this bullshit stop?

We do not have to worry about Iraq and the Middle East and their "regulations" on their people - we are getting them here in the USA bigtime from the "religious" nutcases - and it WILL DESTROY this country like it has destroyed other parts of the world. "Religion" is a form of insanity.

"Religion" has NO RIGHT to regulate or legislate how I live my life and how I live. There are thousands of "religions" each with their own beliefs. If "religion" is allowed to legislate then everyone will pay the price bigtime. Just like in the Middle East for example.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

john boy it doesnt bother me when you call me a zealot. to be zealous for what one believes in is an atribute. i dont give a damn if your spelling is correct or not. people understand what i was saying, thats all that matters to me. im not writing a book report john boy. this is an open forum and im not expecting to win a pulitzer. ill take care of the proper spelling and grammer when i do my school work. and i love how you question college students on why or what they are doing in college just because they disagree with you. john boy i got into college with a 1290 on the sat's thats how. the thing is john boy you need new material, we have refuted on too many occasions the old stuff. no one believes your cop story because there are too many flaws in it. the fact you and souped up posted the exact same story on the exact same thread does not lend credability to your story. cops dont go around hitting peoples dicks with a nightstick. we understand you are only looking for attention its just kind of sad you need to get it on a computer.

Bio,

Like I said before, check out WHEN the original story was posted and by who. I do not know who "souped up" is and never met him personally. The only thing I know about that person is that they have posted here and on that other Board. What they say is THEM speaking not me.

I have no reason to lie about something that happened to me. You are free to believe it or not. I am not after attention for any reason.

As for college - your statements do no impress me as coming from someone who is thoughtful, open-minded, objective, willing to learn anything honestly, etc. So I questioned why you would then even bother going to college. College is SUPPOSED to be a place of learning. Your statements always seem to reflect your UNwillingness to learn anything other that want you already know and are comfortable with. Nothing more. I do not know how you think you will every be successful in biology/chemistry. Those are subjects that REQUIRE someone to have an open mind and be very objective. So that is why I said I feel you are just wasting your time in these areas. You will never develop the investigative mind you will need to succeed in biology/chemistry.

As for zealousness. If it is constructive and helpful to all it is fine. Your brand is damning to you and to others. And could be considered as a form of insanity.

Do you ever want to succeed at anything you do? The ONLY way is to develop an open mind and be objective about all things. To do otherwise you put yourself in a mental prison and throw away the keys.


John H.

 

[trvlr70]

which creapy killer? hanibal or the other guy?

He reminds me of the f'd up transexual they called "Buffalo Bill".

 

[bio-chem]

so i take it your not leaving. damn. once again john boy you sound like a broken record. religion this and religion that. accept the fact that the society you live in has the right to dictate the rules they choose to live by. and if they want to incorporate religious ideals into society, they have the right to. you are entitled to life, liberty and the persuit of happiness, until your persuit of that happiness interferes with the rights pf others. we have the right not to be introduced to your penis. lewd conduct is a rule society has chosen. whether you agree or not is fine but youve proven time and again your opinion is worthless to society. get a life.

 

[mrguy]

Like I said. There is a time and place for everything.

As adults, walking around with a hard on is socially unacceptable in every day settings.

Not to mention, If I am in a store with my 8 year old daughter and I see an adult male close to her with an obvious hard on, there is going to be a problem. I'm going to beat the shi* out of you until your hard on goes away.

Why would I do that! Girls are getting abducted, raped and killed everyday by "boys" who can not control their urges. I say boys because any man knows how to control themselves and what they display in public.

If you have thing for hard ons, that's your business. Just don't go showing it tome or my family while I'm shopping.

People with attitudes like you are what is causing our society to become morally corrupt. Next you will be saying since you have the hard on, you might as well use it and either jack off or have sex in public. After all that is natural to.

I can only assume your a young punk. If not, you have serious issues.


"No offense to Young Punks who don't have hard on issues""

 

[bio-chem]

oh no you said that society is becoming morally corrupt. now john boy is going to talk about who decides what is moral. then he will berate religion for trying to brainwash society to its idea of morality, and he will sum it all up with some ridiculous statement about how God never said hard ons shouldnt be displayed in public therefore it should be ok.

 

[John H.]

so i take it your not leaving. damn. once again john boy you sound like a broken record. religion this and religion that. accept the fact that the society you live in has the right to dictate the rules they choose to live by. and if they want to incorporate religious ideals into society, they have the right to. you are entitled to life, liberty and the persuit of happiness, until your persuit of that happiness interferes with the rights pf others. we have the right not to be introduced to your penis. lewd conduct is a rule society has chosen. whether you agree or not is fine but youve proven time and again your opinion is worthless to society. get a life.

Bio,

Once again you demonstrate your tunnel vision. Your lack of knowledge. Your hatred, your bigotry, your narrow-mindedness... You seem to be exactly the type "religious zealot" I am speaking of. YOU try to tell others how they can, should live their lives or not while right after you state those things to others you run out the "back door" and do the exact opposite of what you tell others they must do. You try to set yourself up as a god and a judge and jury of others while at the same time you live your life as you see fit. You enjoy your freedoms but try to deny all others that do not see things YOUR way. That is NOT what America is founded on. You might do well in Iraq or perhaps in Hitler's time.
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It IS YOU and your kind that are trying to tell others how they should live their lives or not based on YOUR "beliefs" as YOU SEE THEM. Your extremism.

As for hard-ons, I hate to break the news to you - you being a biology major in college - but they are completely natural and happen all the time - and will continue to AS GOD INTENDS THEM. Nature INTENDS THEM. If they show they will always. It is not "lewd conduct" in any way, shape or form.

Are you one of the "religious zealot" that believes all sex is wrong too? You sure sound like that type of person.

As for you going to college, I do not see why you are wasting your time and that of the Professors there. You already would have others think you know it all about everything.

John H.

 

[John H.]

Like I said. There is a time and place for everything.

As adults, walking around with a hard on is socially unacceptable in every day settings.

Not to mention, If I am in a store with my 8 year old daughter and I see an adult male close to her with an obvious hard on, there is going to be a problem. I'm going to beat the shi* out of you until your hard on goes away.

Why would I do that! Girls are getting abducted, raped and killed everyday by "boys" who can not control their urges. I say boys because any man knows how to control themselves and what they display in public.

If you have thing for hard ons, that's your business. Just don't go showing it tome or my family while I'm shopping.

People with attitudes like you are what is causing our society to become morally corrupt. Next you will be saying since you have the hard on, you might as well use it and either jack off or have sex in public. After all that is natural to.

I can only assume your a young punk. If not, you have serious issues.


"No offense to Young Punks who don't have hard on issues""

"mrguy",

I am speaking about something that happens naturally.

It is you that is going off the deep end.

You sound very extremist.

John H.

 

[John H.]

oh no you said that society is becoming morally corrupt. now john boy is going to talk about who decides what is moral. then he will berate religion for trying to brainwash society to its idea of morality, and he will sum it all up with some ridiculous statement about how God never said hard ons shouldnt be displayed in public therefore it should be ok.

Bio,

How did you get into college? I am wondering because by what you state you do not read well at all. You might think about taking a course in remedial reading.

I NEVER said God said anything or not about "hard-ons". That is YOU speaking.

As for "religion" - it IS INSANITY and IS BRAINWASHING.

And there is PLENTY of corruption in "religion". We see evidence of it all the time and throughout history. "Religion" is nothing more than glorified politics.

John H.

 

[fantasma62]

John,

You can walk around with your 9 foot hard on. You can show it to the world.
You can play hockey with it. Hell, you can use it to prop up a car for changing a tire...
You are obviously right John, we all need to see what's natural about your hard on. Why? Because religion is a croc, that's why.
Religion does not like hard ons, thus people are close minded, yada yada yada....
There you go, you have my blessing, sorry, no religious talk because it's the root of all evil. I actually meant to say my permission...

 

[Lucifer]

If everyone went around with their hard ons showing pretty soon they wouldn't be seen as anything special and that would be a shame. It's much better that they be kept between lovers. I love it when my woman moans a little when she feels me getting hard against her ass while we are cuddled on the couch watching a movie. It would not be such a nice shared experience in the frozen food section.

 

[fantasma62]

It would not be such a nice shared experience in the frozen food section.

First of all, you are Lucifer, from the depths of hell, ruler of all evil. There is nothing frozen around you
Second, if you are sharing anything in the fronzen food section, it will just be "shrinkage", you know? Cold?

 

[Lucifer]

Well I was thinking of a girl I know. She finds it very nippy in the freezer section.

 

[crazy_enough]

OMG, this freaking thread is still alive and kicking!!!










Dont mind me, just upping my post count!!lol

 

[maniclion]

He reminds me of the f'd up transexual they called "Buffalo Bill".

Imagine John H. at home standing in front of the mirror with his willie tucked back between his legs in a mangina fashion, rubbing his nipples and saying "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard!" and then his mangina comes undone and he say's "I'd still fuck me!"

 

[Lucifer]

I think he is tall and really skinny. He wears tight straight legged jeans with a thick brown leather belt and they are pulled up too high. Probably no underwear to let freedom ring.

Anyone else have a theory?

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Ok, well I obviously don't know this John H guy/girl, whatever the fuck it is. But I dont think people should jump on him just because he made a reasonable question. I think it was more than fair and had plenty of logic to it. I feel as if people would freak if they saw a "boner" and depending on where you are when it happens, it might be thought of as sick or perverted. Me myself, other than someone I obviously turned on (b/f), or a porno I have seen, have never seen an erection out of the blue, obviously it happens because many men say it does (unless its some kind of conspriacy to excuse the need to wack it numerous times a day ) Its a natural thing and I would be surprised, but would not think less of the person.

 

[gr81]

but would not think less of the person.

Good.. good

On a serious note thou, that shit is a bitch, let me tell ya. Picture freshman year, sittin there in first period, still not awake, spacing out and not really thinking about anything in particular but all of a sudden, bammm, here it comes and theres nothing you can do about it, the more you think about it, the worse it gets. then of course the bell rings and you gotta find a way to slither out of there inconspicuiously.. awe the good 'ol days.. ha ha

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Well obviously you guys learn to slither fairly early in life

 

[Little Wing]

lol. welcome back mg.

 

[John H.]

I think he is tall and really skinny. He wears tight straight legged jeans with a thick brown leather belt and they are pulled up too high. Probably no underwear to let freedom ring.

Anyone else have a theory?

Hi Lucifer,

You are somewhat correct.

I am 6'2" tall and weigh 190. My waist size is 30". I am not skinny though. My jeans are Levis and are straight-leg type. They fit me the best and wear well. My cock (NOT bragging just saying by way of explanation!) is 10 5/8" long and 6 1/2" thick when hard but even when it is somewhat down it still is very visible - God made me that way. So I learned to understand and accept what I was given a long time ago and I see nothing wrong with it showing which it does all the time - short of cutting it off which I will never do. I do get comments... from others - Men and Women - from time to time and I deal with it straight-foreword. I hide nothing. I feel adults who are mature should be able to talk about anything as mature adults.

I AM NOT a child abuser or child molester in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM as some here who apparently have "fertile imaginations" have chosen to suggest. NOT IN ANY FASHION! I have children of my own and ALL children are sacred and precious and MUST BE PROTECTED. I love all children as a parent myself and care about their wellbeing and protection. But I am not someone into hysteria as some seem to be. I look at a situation from all sides and see the truth - or not - of it before I act. But I can tell you that if there was a person that had as their intention to molest they had better hope they can run a hell of a lot faster than I can and I am pretty damn fast under normal conditions...

My belt is currently black and not "thick". It does its job. As for my underwear, it is Calvin Klein briefs because they are just right and do their job. But I can see not wearing any too and letting "the freedom ring"...

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

John,

You can walk around with your 9 foot hard on. You can show it to the world.
You can play hockey with it. Hell, you can use it to prop up a car for changing a tire...
You are obviously right John, we all need to see what's natural about your hard on. Why? Because religion is a croc, that's why.
Religion does not like hard ons, thus people are close minded, yada yada yada....
There you go, you have my blessing, sorry, no religious talk because it's the root of all evil. I actually meant to say my permission...

Tony,

Thanks for not going off the "deep end" about this.

As for changing the tire, who knows...

And I have no use for "religious zealots". They are actually nut-cases. Now for those who HONESTLY SEEK answers to the seemingly unanswerable and do not try to shove their beliefs on others and force issues I have no problem. I believe myself in God but I have no use for "religion". It is nothing more than glorified politics.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Imagine John H. at home standing in front of the mirror with his willie tucked back between his legs in a mangina fashion, rubbing his nipples and saying "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard!" and then his mangina comes undone and he say's "I'd still fuck me!"

Hi Maniclion,

For those that know me personally they know I am NOT "into myself" at all. I am VERY low-keyed and quiet but people find they can not walk all over me either. I have had those that have tried and I certainly give a lot of latitude. But there is limits...

I have never stood in front of a mirror and done that nor would I. People see me for who I really am - those that KNOW me personally. And they see what I have done as far as weight lifting. They make their determinations as to my sincereity about all things including weight lifting and what I have accomplished.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Ok, well I obviously don't know this John H guy/girl, whatever the fuck it is. But I dont think people should jump on him just because he made a reasonable question. I think it was more than fair and had plenty of logic to it. I feel as if people would freak if they saw a "boner" and depending on where you are when it happens, it might be thought of as sick or perverted. Me myself, other than someone I obviously turned on (b/f), or a porno I have seen, have never seen an erection out of the blue, obviously it happens because many men say it does (unless its some kind of conspriacy to excuse the need to wack it numerous times a day ) Its a natural thing and I would be surprised, but would not think less of the person.

Hi Muscle Girl,

Well I see you are from Canada. Here in the USA there are apparently a lot of "puritans" or so they would like others to think. (The minute they "moralize" to others they run out the back door and become the perverts they probably really are...)

You are one of the few who have seen this for what I intended it to be - a discussion about something that naturally happens - and discussing it as a mature person.

Thank you!

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Good.. good

On a serious note thou, that shit is a bitch, let me tell ya. Picture freshman year, sittin there in first period, still not awake, spacing out and not really thinking about anything in particular but all of a sudden, bammm, here it comes and theres nothing you can do about it, the more you think about it, the worse it gets. then of course the bell rings and you gotta find a way to slither out of there inconspicuiously.. awe the good 'ol days.. ha ha

Hi gr81,

I have had it happen to me. And I just walk out - hard-on and all. Those that are so "puritanical" can either deal with it or craw into their hole.... When it comes time for it to naturally go down it will. Until then I let the "flag fly high"! God and Mother Nature INTEND IT TO BE SO NATURALLY! And always will.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Little Wing]

dear john,
i am 5'9" and weigh 126lbs. my waist is 24" and i am by no means skinny. i prefer levis button fly jeans, men's w a slight flare to the leg n a somewhat low rise. i usually wear a white top of some sort a tomb raider style t or a feminine blouse. my vagina .... wait why the hell would i write about my vagina?

i can understand where you are coming from though.
i do think it is natural to sometimes have an erection at the wrong time or place and that it is not really anything to feel shame about. but we live in a society where common decency dictates that when these occasions arise men try to be discreet and or modest. it has nothing to do with religion or not understanding or appreciating the male body or nature it is just a personal choice by me and many many many others to not be in the company of someones engorged tool that we are not intimate with. i would hope that you would respect other people enough to extend to them the courtesy of complying with the norms of our society and not go out of your way to gain attention or shock people.

 

[Little Wing]

and on a lighter note.

if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when john h walks into his barn
you might be a redneck or um you might be right.