Have you ever humped something?

[Vieope]

Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.

 

[min0 lee]

My washing machine on rinse cycle shakes like crazy...........free vibrations.

 

[Vieope]

I really get my fun with pillows.

 

[min0 lee]

I'll never have a pillow fight with you.

 

[Vieope]

Pillow fight, S&M. You say potato, I say potahto.

 

[min0 lee]

Hmmm, come to think about it.....there was this stuffed bunny.

 

[Shae]

 

[min0 lee]

What have humped of late?

 

[Shae]

No. You guys are cool and all but this is some sick shit!

 

[min0 lee]

I thought this was a common thing.

 

[Shae]

And I thought Tom Green was the only one that does it.

 

[min0 lee]

You should try it, you don't know what your missing

 

[Luke8395]

i perfer warm and wet female holes

 

[Lucifer]

Vegas. Left a big ass protein shake.

 

[Vieope]

Yeah, shake it, shake it.

Sexy thing.

 

[Luke8395]

are you shittin' me Johnny? Why would you share this if you weren't a pervert?

 

[soxmuscle]

Creating a hole in your mattress for the sole purpose of sticking your penis in it is just plain weird, ha.

 

[soxmuscle]

Jesus Christ, your not winning points. I just checked out your journal, you jerk off. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting pictures of your cock on the internet?

 

[Luke8395]

 

[Luke8395]

I'd like to try this. How did you know you wouldn't run 'into a spring' with the mattress? I only have one shot.

 

[Luke8395]

Ed Gein, maybe

 

[Luke8395]

JOhn H?

 

[min0 lee]

I was just joking about my story......

 

[Luke8395]

I don't beleive that's really you're girl. Is she like a missing a foot, or have some horrible gastral issue where she farts when she talks. I mean, look at her.... and then look at you....

 

[Luke8395]

How does she feel about you publicizing the fact your penis is tiny and weird looking?

 

[stonev16]

Yo johhny dont feel bad man....So ur stories are a little odd. Its straight man. Ur just a little bit of a freak. But thats ok sometimes bein a freak pays off. lol U aint the only one man. you know when ur like turnin 12....all those hormones are new to you. drillin a hole in ur bed may be a little extreme but hey...u aint as bad as some of the freaks out ther....This black guy in my class used to brag about fuckin his little sisters winnie the pooh stuffed bear. lol hahahahaha he'd tell us how he would like wack off watchin cats screw each other n all sorts a crazy stuff.

 

[Little Wing]

She also watches other men when she's alone as do I.

oh tay.....

 

[crazy_enough]

stonev16



But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

And I thought I was weird coz I used to eat dog food as a toddler!

U still "enjoy" dogs to this day...

 

[stonev16]

stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.


In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

Dude thats fuckin sick

 

[stonev16]

we need to cut down on the openess a little in here....keep some of that shit to urself