Have you ever humped something?

[Little Wing]

okay wait there is an underscore on the end of johnnny. it's not him. who would say he beat off a dog??? join date Feb 2005???

 

[Little Wing]

and the real johnnny is on my ignore list. i was wondering why it wasn't working... lol. the real johnnny is a piece of work but saying he wacks off his dog is just wrong lol.

 

[craig777]

and the real johnnny is on my ignore list. i was wondering why it wasn't working... lol. the real johnnny is a piece of work but saying he wacks off his dog is just wrong lol.

His dad lives in Pennsylvania on a farm and works in construction

 

[soxmuscle]

No body should like you, your a sick sick man.

 

[Little Wing]

ps spay and neuter your pets. this has been a public service announcement...

 

[Lucifer]

stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

I have a place reserved for you my boy. I think you'll like my dogs. Why with you around they will serve as an even better tool of torment. And Johnnny why do you not share the complete story of your masturbating of your dog. How did it feel? Did you become aroused? You say there is no shame yet you hesitate. Fear not my child, you are amongst friends.

 

[Lucifer]

God puked after he saw that penis. He said it was a really nasty piece of pork and forbade anyone to partake of it. Funny how things get so fucked up in translation.

 

[Luke8395]

Or is every woman I had lying?

I"m still amazed you've had women that were intelligent enough to form syllables let allow possesed the brain power to lie.

 

[Lucifer]

No dude you are. You take 11 random women and they are not going to all believe the g-spot exists for one thing. Girls are silly creatures they will choose small and pretty over mediocre and ugly 11 out of 11 times. My cock is big and pretty but we can't all be Lucifer. Now take your ugly slab and put it away before I give you warts - again.

 

[BritChick]

stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

Damn... this is almost as funny as the NAMBLA thread... seriously Johnny if you think there is nothing wrong with the above you're more fucked than I thought.

 

[b_reed23]

stonev16


She also watches other men when she's alone as do I.
.

 

[b_reed23]

stonev16



When I was real young we used to have 2 dogs that always had sex sex with each other. When I started to hit puberty I noticed I would get aroused by this.

Then one day I decided to experiment with my penis and that is when I discovered the joys of masterbation. But getting back to my 2 dogs I always found it fascinating watching those beasts go at it.

In the end I found myself masterbating the male dog in order to get it aroused enough so that he can preform with the female dog.

The point is there is nothing wrong with that. I still have dogs to this day and enjoy them.

and again.......

 

[soxmuscle]

Because I don't beat off my dog I need to grow up? Your an idiot. This can't be the real Johnnny, he was actually an alright gay back in the old days.

 

[Lucifer]

Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.

 

[BritChick]

Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.

C'mon now... it's Johnny_ you're broaching this question to.
If it were anyone else I'm sure the answer would be an emphatic 'NO' but seeing as it IS Johnny_ I imagine the dogs advances would be welcomed and considered natural.

 

[Dale Mabry]

If jerking off your dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.
























Jus playin folks.

 

[Vieope]

 

[nikegurl]

when i bought my last car a random guy was humping a camry's windshield wiper. it was very acrobatic, complicated and slightly disturbing.

 

[John H.]

Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.

Hi Vieope,

As a young teen, yes I did. I told about this on that other Board. I think most people - IF they are honest - have done strange, basically innocent things from time to time in the "passion" of it all. When we grow older and mature we learn hopefully.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

If jerking off your dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.
























Jus playin folks.

Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

You should try it, you don't know what your missing

Hi minO,

Just a "quick" question - that glass you are drinking from - is that "full" of "homogenized, pasturized" milk??? It is "good to the last drop" ....

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Creating a hole in your mattress for the sole purpose of sticking your penis in it is just plain weird, ha.

Hi Sox,

"Weird"? How so?

I've had hard-ons so damn hard and raging that when lying in bed face up with my blankets covering me I have busted a whole naturally in them so it "could be free" and "breathe". And no one was around to help me out.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Pepper]

Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.

Dude...you didn't just say that...did you?

 

[BritChick]

Hi Dale,

It just may be that this happens more often then is truthfully admitted to.

Throughout history, mostly females have "expressed their interest in male horses" in one way or another and there have been a number of books that discuss this.

Take Care, John H.

 

[maniclion]

Did I ever tell you the story about my childhood friend and his couch? Well it all started one day when his parents had gone to his grandparents for the weekend. He was planning on having a jerking marathon, he'd borrowed as many movies as he could and spent most of saturday spankin' it. By Sunday his arms were too tired to perform so in desperation he grabbed the Saran Wrap, vaseline and made a nice little pocket between the cushions and made love to his coush about five times. Here's the kicker, he actually told us we had to try it on his couch! I told him first of all I'd never sit on his couch again let alone fuck it. I was scared of all the furniture in his house after that.

 

[John H.]

Did I ever tell you the story about my childhood friend and his couch? Well it all started one day when his parents had gone to his grandparents for the weekend. He was planning on having a jerking marathon, he'd borrowed as many movies as he could and spent most of saturday spankin' it. By Sunday his arms were too tired to perform so in desperation he grabbed the Saran Wrap, vaseline and made a nice little pocket between the cushions and made love to his coush about five times. Here's the kicker, he actually told us we had to try it on his couch! I told him first of all I'd never sit on his couch again let alone fuck it. I was scared of all the furniture in his house after that.

Hi Maniclion,

As most healthy red-blooded Men can attest to, when a Man gets horny as hell (in GREAT NEED!) there is not much that is going to stop him from getting the help he desperately needs from "whatever source" - even if he himself does not "admit this". Apparently that is Nature's plan and intention. God bless Mother Nature!

As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Luke8395]

Hi Maniclion,

As most healthy red-blooded Men can attest to, when a Man gets horny as hell (in GREAT NEED!) there is not much that is going to stop him from getting the help he desperately needs from "whatever source" - even if he himself does not "admit this". Apparently that is Nature's plan and intention. God bless Mother Nature!

As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.

Take Care, John H.

John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.

 

[John H.]

John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.

Hi Luke,

Certainly a "LOT" has been done in the name of "deamon rum"

Being sober is no guarantee. It can help somewhat of course.

But NOT all. Being sober is not always a "defensive mechanism". I do not know if you are aware of something I posted on that other Board about what I did as a young teen. I was completely "sober" but I was also completely "drunk" - "INTOXICATED with need" at the time. Having been a young teen myself I can certainly understand any other young Man's needs and "necessities" - at least those Human Beings...

I developed a sense that I would NEVER USE and / or ABUSE another because I personally see and understand the SACREDNESS of Sex - from ALL aspects - INCLUDING " just having fun" seriously. That is another aspect - variation - of Sex. But it must NEVER be done AT THE EXPENSE OF another.

Take Care, John H.

 

[maniclion]

As for being "scared", a MAN that TRULY IS never really is "about this"... It is something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended.

I have not a clue what the fuck this sentence means, but I was scared to sit on his couch because of the cum stains and not because I might have gotten aroused.

 

[Lucifer]

I think John H is saying is real men think cum is "something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended. ". Another John that is blurring the lines of reason.