Have you ever humped something?

[John H.]

John,

I disagree. However, if you had said an "intoxicated man" I would've given that one to you. I'm a firm beleiver that a sobre individual can over controll his impulses better.

Of course it would help if the 'source' in question was a really nasty looking girl.

Hi Luke,

I KNOW there are some Men who really need "no excuse" really and will use any and will do just about "anything" to anyone for any reason. "Intoxication"? I'd like to be intoxicated with the pure fun and the feeling and the happiness Sex does bring and try damn hard each and every time to "fulfill" that... AND FOR the other person I am with FIRST AND FOREMOST.

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Dude...you didn't just say that...did you?

Hi Pepper,

I really like that ad that accompanies this for "Maximum Pump". How well does it work?

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

I think John H is saying is real men think cum is "something to appreciate and understand and enjoy - as intended. ". Another John that is blurring the lines of reason.

Hi Lucifer,

"Hell" is "fun" isn't it...

I am a BiSexual Male and can see and appreciate and understand a lot of things from all viewpoints.

Grade "A+" sure seems to make the "women" happy too. And the "volume"... "Fresh" and "pasturized" and "homogenized"???.....

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Johnnny_ riddle me this, you are sitting on your couch, you start feeling a little turned on, your bitch isn't available, your dog notices well and he loves you right? and sees you have a need... You gonna let him help you out? Well either you are gonna let him help or you are gonna agree a line needs to be drawn somewhere. Or is it okay for you to touch his dick but not vice versa? I think you failed to recognize the line buddy.

Hi Lucifer,

Historically there have been those that have "seen the line" and "crossed it" and were glad they did I guess. Maybe even the "dog" too

Take Care, John H.

 

[Little Wing]

maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?

 

[Vieope]

maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?

Did John H said anything harsh to you or was it because of all those Kinsey threads?

 

[Little Wing]

i'm just sick of the whole let's skip through the forest and fuck trees thing. he refuses to address that kinsey was a sick disgusting freak. pfunk told rg to say what she wanted just testing that theory.

 

[Vieope]

pfunk told rg to say what she wanted just testing that theory.

I already told P those self help books are no good.

 

[John H.]

maybe even a screaming crying hitting four year old when some creep won't leave his penis alone. anyone touching one of my kids will be skull fucked by a bullet. you see that line?

Hi Rock,

I have - ABSOLUTELY - NO USE - for anyone that abuses children for any reason any time. That includes their parents, "guardians", etc.

And this might not be the place to discuss ......... if I ever found out..........

Take Care, John H.

 

[min0 lee]

Bump

 

[MuscleM4n]

Not alive, not dead either freak. I mean like a chair or a pillow.

Ye i do this most of the time when i need relief

 

[da jock]

Hell yeah! Back from like 12 >18yo, missionary on an unsuspecting pillow always worked!!

 

[carlito cool]

hell yea when i was younger

 

[Crono1000]

in high school I had a running gag with my classmates where I would hump the projector. Looking back on it I'm pretty ashamed, but it was funny at the time I guess.

 

[Burner02]

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The spin cycle..does it work?
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