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Have you ever put your balls in a vagina?

anzacman

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never been able to find a girl with a big enough pussy to try it, but would if I could.
 

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never been able to find a girl with a big enough pussy to try it, but would if I could.

My feelings exactly!!

I can't even find a vagina to put my dick in, much less my balls.
I have had them in a mouth before and that is good too.

Thinking about it, if I found a vagina big enough to put my balls in, I would most likely fist her too.:thumb:
 

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One word comes to mind

My feelings exactly!!

I can't even find a vagina to put my dick in, much less my balls.
I have had them in a mouth before and that is good too.

Thinking about it, if I found a vagina big enough to put my balls in, I would most likely fist her too.:thumb:

Ouch!!!
 

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I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time
WTF???

You inject your scrotum and it gets 17 inches in diameter???
 

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There's no way you could get your balls in there. Silly fuckers.
Besides, I prefer ear fucking.
 

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WTF???

You inject your scrotum and it gets 17 inches in diameter???

holy shit that is heavy when all each of you want to do is climax. Bad vibes if you cannot part and the ambos have to carry both of you out on the one stretcher.:sorry:
 

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no, but i'll tell you it wasn't from lack of effort...
 

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one time the flaps were so long I used them for ear-muffs
 

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hips and legs in air... man scissors in squat position and dip down to place ball in vagina... perfect for practicing technique!!
 

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Oh the elusive dog in a bathtub.
 

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Diy

here's how you do it. first you must lube his/her asshole. gently insert the tip of your penis/dildo. you must work the asshole to a more gaping size. this may take up to 5-10 minutes. when the asshole has been good and stretched, make your partner spread their cheeks. the hole will now be presented to you, it size should be big enough to fit at least one average sized testicle. for men whom may have smaller balls, you can fit the whole sack. when ball/s are inserted have your partner gently release her cheeks. you have now created the 8-Ball.

this does work. try it if you don't believe me.
 

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here's how you do it. first you must lube his/her asshole. gently insert the tip of your penis/dildo. you must work the asshole to a more gaping size. this may take up to 5-10 minutes. when the asshole has been good and stretched, make your partner spread their cheeks. the hole will now be presented to you, it size should be big enough to fit at least one average sized testicle. for men whom may have smaller balls, you can fit the whole sack. when ball/s are inserted have your partner gently release her cheeks. you have now created the 8-Ball.

this does work. try it if you don't believe me.

If you have a lot of slack down there, I wonder if you could get them into your own asshole whist you JO. :thinking:
 

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We chatted on your topic and came up with some use with Cockrings. I am sorry, I think that the porno movie my friends were chatting with the use of a cockrings might be available, but we don't remember the name of it. :hmmm: Sorry! Its from the 80's.
 

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i once got my one ball in her pussy, the other in her ass.....

my dick well i smushed that half flop rock in her pussy too.....

she just kinda sat there and thought "uhhhh, are you done"

i called it a one man TP....
lol
 

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one time the flaps were so long I used them for ear-muffs

way to go capt. LMFAO, LOL, HA, HA wow good one bro! imo:roflmao::roflmao::clapping:

ps........grown men talking about stuffing there balls in a pussy, what type a shit is this lol.
 

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Yeah.. It could be done but y n it reminds me of that pic where balls get sucked in an ass i think it is.
 

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Here is a video of it

I registered on this site JUST so I could post a video of balls in the ass. Yes you really can do it....in both holes. I have actually done it also, and it is pretty fun. Then again I am pretty sick in the bedroom, lol.

Well I guess I can't post a link because I am new....so go to my profile and click on the "Contact Info" tab, and its' under the homepage link.
 

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haha i tried this
i might have got one in there but when i moved my fingers away it would pop out
 
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