Come on man, you would rather beat it than fuck a chick? That's not me being simple minded, it's you in denial. You say shit like "Ill bust big time if i wack it" and saying your hand feels better than a wet pussy is the major proof. What is warm and wet? A pussy. What is clammy and dry? Your right hand. What else is clammy and dry? An ass. So you prefer dry and clammy to wet and warm? In every post you make you say "I'm not gay, im not John H, i swear im not gay, im just friends with John H." What do you think it sounds like to everyone else?