Have your ever prefered masturbation instead of real sex ?

[Vieope]

After reading some of the answers in the thread " How often do you masterbate ". I decided that I had to ask this.

 

[ArduousMeister]

are you crazy?

 

[Vieope]

Originally posted by ArduousMeister
are you crazy?

I am not talking about me. I would never change real sex for masturbation but I saw so many words of love for this activity in the other thread that I had to ask.

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by Vieope
I am not talking about me. I would never change real sex for masturbation but I saw so many words of love for this activity in the other thread that I had to ask.

lmao...love for the activity, hahahaha

 

[Eggs]

I like to think that just because you enjoy eating steak alot... its still good to go out and have a hamburger now and then right?

However, you dont ever say "Damn, screw the steak I just want a big ol nasty McD's cheeseburger every night". Know what I'm saying?

 

[Pepper]

How about fantasizing about masturbating while having real sex?

I heard a porn adict say that is when he knew he had a problem.

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by Eggs
I like to think that just because you enjoy eating steak alot... its still good to go out and have a hamburger now and then right?

However, you dont ever say "Damn, screw the steak I just want a big ol nasty McD's cheeseburger every night". Know what I'm saying?

No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?

 

[Vieope]

Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?

Depends of what you like the most.

 

[Vieope]

Originally posted by Pepper
How about fantasizing about masturbating while having real sex?

Pepper, that is the most weird thing that I ever heard.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Originally posted by Vieope
Pepper, that is the most weird thing that I ever heard.

hahah i agree

well the only time i would prefer wanking off the hook
over real sex would be if the only person available

looks like martha stewart!

nuff said

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Martha is a hot peice of ass.....ooooh need that dough baby....cut that craft.....ahhhhh!

 

[Akateros]

Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
No.....Im is the steak real sex or is the hamburger....?

Depends who's serving. And if cheap frozen hamburger is on the grill, I'd rather masturbate.

 

[Crono1000]

sometimes at night it's just too late to prepare/beg for sex and it's just best to get teh job done yourself in less time. She generally agrees and will just tell me to go jack off so she can sleep and I'll stop tossing and turning in bed

 

[Jay-B]

Originally posted by Trap-isaurus
Martha is a hot peice of ass.....ooooh need that dough baby....cut that craft.....ahhhhh!

i gotta agree with u and i think she used to be a model.

 

[DFINEST]

Nuck Fo!.......

My hand cannot compare to
A REAL WOMAN!

 

[Crono1000]

you know, now that I think about it there's a good "handful" of times I would prefer masterbation. I mean, you don't have to worry about being good or performing well, etc. You can just get it over with. Besides, normally tit and I will have sex once a day, but today she's been out of town and I must be making up for the lack of solo mode because I'll be on my 5th or 6th time by the time I go to bed!

 

[Little Wing]

Sometimes it's fun to let your man use you to masturbate with meaning he gets to just go for the gold & not worry about gettin you off until later on in the day (or nite) a quick copped nut can give a girl that sexed up waitin for baby to come home feelin all day.

 

[PreMier]

Shit...

 

[PreMier]

Oh, and no.

 

[icekool]

hi folks,
its been a while since I have been on these boards and I really have to say that this is one of the funniest threads ever.

Hmm, lets have a think about this topic, I much prefer it over real sex because its just so much damn bother especially with the aches and pains of DOMS etc. then theres the fact that you have to bother with some stupid bimb, jeez, a no brainer for me.

 

[BabsieGirl]

I still don't understand why men feel masturbation is preferred over real sex. If it's mainly so they don't have to worry about satisfying their partner......then men don't deserve women!!! Which is probably why you find yourself begging the next time around!!!

And, if men have to "beg" for it from their wives, etc......Then you're clearly not doing the right things to/for your partner.

And, if you say you need to prepare for sex............What the heck is there to prepare for? Make sure you keep your hygiene up on a daily basis (cause you never know what's going to happen while you're out) & your character live (not your memeber either your mind!!!! Be creative!!! Should come naturally with men,.....hell...You know what you like..communicate it.


I think what Egg was trying to say is: You cannot compare a cheeseburger to a steak!!!! It's all about the quality of the package...What package can your hand offer vs a lady??? Answer that one

 

[moon]

I find basbie girl avator extremely hot and inviting

 

[moon]

ouch it is babsie lol

 

[BritChick]

NEVER!

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by BabsieGirl
What package can your hand offer vs a lady??? Answer that one

my hand never says "no" and is always by my side

 

[x~factor]

The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by Crono1000
my hand never says "no" and is always by my side

You always have something comical to say....

 

[BabsieGirl]

Originally posted by x~factor
The only reason you masterbate is because you don't have a woman that's willing to participate at the time you're horny.

Its damn good to be married!

Can I get a woop woop and a hell yay-ya

 

[x~factor]

woop woop and hell yay-ya!

 

[SJ69]

This remonds me of a punchline to a joke that I can't remember - "that's alright honey, it was a small load, I did it by hand"