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TheGreatSatan

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Wow!

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Height? I think there are a few other pics out there of these two. Nothing Anything Goes worthy that I know of though.
 
Something about that screams photoshop..

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Nope.

6'8" 205lb

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I wouldn't say no to her. But I would probably have a dwarf joke a minute when hanging out with her. You know...cause grils like guys with a self-defeating sense of humor. Right? Right?!
 
i would love to clean her ears out with her big toes! thats how i roll
 
WOW WHAT?


Mediocre bimbos are nothing to jizz in your pants about.


LOL @ You.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT CUNT

Maybe some of his would relish the chance to be face deep in a vagina that was proportionate to the rest of the body. Maybe some of us would like to motor boat tits the size of our head.

FUCK YOU
 
FUCK YOU FAGGOT CUNT

Maybe some of his would relish the chance to be face deep in a vagina that was proportionate to the rest of the body. Maybe some of us would like to motor boat tits the size of our head.

FUCK YOU

Why are you cursing? This isn't "Anything Goes" here.


Nut.
 
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Why are you cursing? This isn't "Anything Goes" here.


Nut.

Because I hate you and everything you stand for, and i hate that you
imply that you're straight, but by your avatar, you obviously love man touching.
 
Because I hate you and everything you stand for, and i hate that you
imply that you're straight, but by your avatar, you obviously love man touching.

Knowing that you hate me, makes my life all the better. A joyful bliss has overcome me.

Congrats for being one of the dumbest stooges I've ever encountered by the way.

Apparently having a healthy, well-sculpted, mainstream build isn't a good thing around these parts.

Such a pity.
 
Wow! Although the tall one has higher heels on... I bet if she took them off they'd be the same size.... LOL

Well maybe not
 
Knowing that you hate me, makes my life all the better. A joyful bliss has overcome me.

Congrats for being one of the dumbest stooges I've ever encountered by the way.

Apparently having a healthy, well-sculpted, mainstream build isn't a good thing around these parts.

Such a pity.

You never even denied the boy-touching part. You're a :loser2:
 
Is your soul mate looking to compete?

He seems taylor-made for the IFBB.

Your a funny guy eh...sad very sad
 
Nope.

6'8" 205lb

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I wouldn't say no to her. But I would probably have a dwarf joke a minute when hanging out with her. You know...cause girls like guys with a self-defeating sense of humor. Right? Right?!

Right.

The MOST effective way to get a woman into bed is by running yourself down, say scientists

By Olinka Koster

July 27, 2008

His wry, self- deprecating humour is as important as his floppy hair and English charm at ensuring he always wins the heart of his leading lady. Now scientists have discovered the technique used by Hugh Grant's film characters can bring the same romantic success offscreen.


Taking the mickey out of yourself works far better than clever jokes, which might be seen as boastful and put women off.


The findings were outlined by anthropologist Gil Greengross, who conducted a two-year study into the role of humour in seduction. He discovered that the type of humour used by Hugh Grant in the film Notting Hill - in which he attempts to charm Julia Roberts with the poor contents of his fridge - works the best.


'Many studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive, especially to women,' he said.


'But we've found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all.


'It is a risky form of humour because it can draw attention to one's real faults, thereby diminishing the self-deprecator's status in the eyes of others.


'But based on the idea that verbal humour evolved to function as a fitness indicator, self-deprecating humour can be an especially reliable indicator, not only of general intelligence and verbal creativity, but also moral virtues such as humility.'


In Four Weddings and a Funeral, Hugh Grant's bumbling British bachelor character charms a sexy young American played by Andie MacDowell.


In a best man's speech, he says: 'This is only the second time I've been a best man. I hope I did OK that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they're not actually talking to each other.


The divorce came through a couple of months ago. But l'm assured it had absolutely nothing to do with me. Paula knew Piers had slept with her sister before I mentioned it in the speech.


'The fact that he'd slept with her mother came as a surprise but I think was incidental to the nightmare of recrimination and violence that became their two-day marriage.'


While Americans are said to adore the British tendency towards self-deprecating humour, experts warned that problems could arise when it was used to seduce a member of the opposite sex from a different culture who might not understand it.


The report, 'Dissing Oneself: The Sexual Attractiveness of Self-Dep-Humour', which will be published next month in the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology, also warns that the technique should not be attempted by those who are already unpopular.


It could make 'low-status individuals' appear 'more pathetic' than they did before.


From The MOST effective way to get a woman into bed is by running yourself down, say scientists | Mail Online

Burt Reynolds and Woody Allen are famous for their self-deprecating humor and definitely had their share of women.

Well, Burt, anyway. :nerd:
 
Nope.

6'8" 205lb

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I wouldn't say no to her. But I would probably have a dwarf joke a minute when hanging out with her. You know...cause grils like guys with a self-defeating sense of humor. Right? Right?!

I wouldn't say no, either!

The curiosity factor alone has left me smitten. A menage a trois with those two would be something I would remember my whole life. Shit, I'd even tell your grand kids about it...
 
It wouldn't matter if you said no or not. If she wanted you, that would be it. You would just be going along for the ride, like it or not.
 
The shorter of the two is so fuckin' fine. Anyone know her name?
 
you guys can have the tall girl, Ill take her short friend
 
:roflmao:QUOTE=pitbullguy0101;2236937]i would love to clean her ears out with her big toes! thats how i roll[/QUOTE]
:roflmao: If I would have been drinking anything I would be buying a new keyboard.
 
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