How do you pump up before a date with a new girl?

[GFR]

I get ready by doing 5 sets of power cleans for 10-12 reps, then I oil my self up and pose in my mirror for 25 minutes, I end by doing 15 sets of bicep curls and then stuff a large sock down my pants.

 

[Bazooka Tooth]

cock pump

5 sets of 12 pumps

 

[kenwood]

plunger 5 sets 10-12 reps and 30sec. rest

 

[kenwood]

j.k

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, I usually oil myself up with vaseline, comb my mullet back, put on my hot pink leotards, and turn up the Bon Jovi. Maybe even do some japanese push-ups. Oh, and obviously 20 sets bicep isolation curls.

 

[kenwood]

do 100 reps of bb curls and put my cup on(bc i know sometime in the date i'm gonna get kneed in the nuts)

 

[joesmooth20]

i haven't been on a date in almost a year but I used to go tanning, 20mins HIIT, some sorta upperbody workout prior to the cardio, and pic out what fake name I'll give them.

 

[Bazooka Tooth]

i haven't been on a date in almost a year

I can't laugh too much because I dont date too often, but then I seen your name was joesmooth20 hahahahahah


how smooth can you be?



Im sowwy, I just wanted to make a funny

 

[GFR]

i haven't been on a date in almost a year but I used to go tanning, 20mins HIIT, some sorta upperbody workout prior to the cardio, and pic out what fake name I'll give them.

 

[joesmooth20]

I can't laugh too much because I dont date too often, but then I seen your name was joesmooth20 hahahahahah


how smooth can you be?



Im sowwy, I just wanted to make a funny

I've been with my smoking HOTT rich girlfriend for almost a year

 

[JOHNYORK]

i wish there were some bagels round here

 

[Little Wing]

a mens mag i had either mens fitness or muscle n fitness had an article on that. i'll see if i still have it.

 

[MyK]

I was my cock and balls and have her pick up a case of beer on the way over!

 

[topolo]

I only date men

 

[MyK]

I only date men

grab a case on the way over!

 

[The Monkey Man]

I've been with my smoking HOTT rich girlfriend for almost a year

Is your GF rich, or is her daddy rich?

 

[joesmooth20]

Is your GF rich, or is her daddy rich?

Her dad is but she makes a lot of money also.

 

[maniclion]

I pump up my wallet.

 

[SuperFlex]

I get ready by doing 5 sets of power cleans for 10-12 reps, then I oil my self up and pose in my mirror for 25 minutes, I end by doing 15 sets of bicep curls and then stuff a large sock down my pants.

Foreman you have issues man...

 

[bio-chem]

jackoff then go to bed early?