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how do you treat hoes?
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fuck you i aint like ya little bitch whore
Nice...alright. I know what I'm gonna do now. I didn't want her to leave her husband...but if she was gonna mess around I wanted it to be w/ just me and not every other guy at work. Shes really cute and yeah I like her but I dont like gonoherpasyphillis so...thanks
So your alright with her husband giving her a big creampie for you to eat out, just not everyone else you work with?
Gazhole does not support or endorse cruelty to womens. Just gardening tools.
gardening tools can't fight back like women can huh?
tits and a great ass have that effect on me too. However, knowing that my wife can and will cut my peepee off with a rusted butterknife keeps me at bay. She's Sicilian, so I know she's capable, and city girls do not fuck around.
If you've ever accidentally stepped on a rake causing it to flip up and 0wn your face, you know that statement is far from the truth
If you've ever accidentally stepped on a rake causing it to flip up and 0wn your face, you know that statement is far from the truth
i have not had that pleasure. ive seen videos though
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Boats -n- Hoes
-Step Brothers
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria,
I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea.
Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat,
you wont go down cause my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port,
everytime I come I produce a quart.
Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor,
there's a nice lady, oh, I'd like to swank her.
Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Deadliest Catch without the crabs,
we're almost out of gas call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is jack sparrow
take off my pants so you can see my flush arrow!
Make sure to wax, use ya mom's Nair
you'll be amazed when I come in your hair!
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land,
get below deck with a tick in your hand.
Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
*Screaming*
Dale Doback - "Turn it off!"
Brennan - "Ahhhh!"
***Not particularly useful....but funny...and kinda catchy at the same time.
-Step Brothers
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria,
I'll do ya in the bottom, while yer drinking San Grea.
Nachos, Lemonheads, and my dad's boat,
you wont go down cause my dick can float.
We sail around the world and go port to port,
everytime I come I produce a quart.
Put on ya life vests let's drop anchor,
there's a nice lady, oh, I'd like to swank her.
Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
Deadliest Catch without the crabs,
we're almost out of gas call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is jack sparrow
take off my pants so you can see my flush arrow!
Make sure to wax, use ya mom's Nair
you'll be amazed when I come in your hair!
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land,
get below deck with a tick in your hand.
Chorus x2 : Boat's N Hoes, Boats N Hoes, I gotta have me my Boats N Hoes.
*Screaming*
Dale Doback - "Turn it off!"
Brennan - "Ahhhh!"
***Not particularly useful....but funny...and kinda catchy at the same time.
Can't turn a ho into a housewife...Hos don't act right
Mr. Bigg in tha mother fu**king show talking bout D's HOs.......
....And smaller farm animals, lets not forget your sheep episode!
i have no idea where that picture went.
its always on the internet somewhere
Surprised no one has said this: but be careful banging a married woman...don't under estimate the craziness of a pissed husband who feels he has nothing to lose.
I've known a guy who went gone off the deep end and is sitting in prison for the "reaction"....just sayin'
I've known a guy who went gone off the deep end and is sitting in prison for the "reaction"....just sayin'
I'd be sitting in jail with my "reaction".
quadluver
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She doesn't care about you, she is just using you. Once you "hit it" you will fall in love with her because you are insecure and she will string you along. She'll have you buy her lunches, presents, happy hour drinks, whatever you can afford. You are faling into a trap. You think you are in control but you are not.
I say tap it if it gets you off...BUT don't be a whiney bitch if you get shot by her husband (or other piece of ass).
Very true, Jealousy will make people act insane sometimes.
Ha, that's for the weak minded who cant play the game. Of course it happens to most of us when we were young and inexperienced. To fall in love with the "wrong" girl is a big mistake, you will end up going crazy.
So the lesson here is, how do you treat hoes? You don't.
if you fuck the broad on the first shot, she aint worth snot. If you do her six weeks to a few months later, she might be worthy of time spent.
