How often do you masterbate

[Sandra]

hmmmm.....

 

[PreMier]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
good advice 4 everyone

Originally posted by Johnnny
PreMier I was just giving an example. What if 5 guys you know had sex with this girl & all 5 of them got crabs.

She wants to go out with you & probably bang you, would you do it? No as the result of all 5 guys you know got crabs from her.

Do you not read?

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

QUIT FUCKING ARGUING! DAMNIT THIS IS A SACRED JACKING-OFF THREAD!

GO TO THE OPEN CHAT ROOM TO BICKER YOU
SELFISH WHORING SONS OF BEAT BITCHES!

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

oh btw Metal V Player

I think you are giving me to much credit
I actually thought that Dale's post was pretty neat

But i dont think it would feel much different then jacking off into a condom
and i would be scared to ejaculate into something for too long
because if its being held in your penis for too long

Couldnt your veins explode???

 

[Johnnny]

I agree with myCATpowerlifts, this is a damn self pleasure thread.

I masturbate at least once a day. If I have the time I can do as many as 5 or 6 times in one day. But most of the time I have to save my energy & juice to satisfy my woman.

As much as I like having sex with my woman, as many men enjoy sitting alone & watching a good "flick" & indulge in self pleasure no matter if they're married or in a relationship or single.

 

[Little Wing]

You guys are so boring with your petty bs bickering neither of you r gettin any pussy

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by PreMier
Listen to Rockgazer69... she knows what she is talkin about

Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by Pitboss
Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!

Damn had see if there was more. Yep. Okay the Teddy did me in. Gonna be busy tonight....

 

[Little Wing]

Thank you you can't find anyone decent to talk dirty to tonite they're too busy fighting

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Originally posted by Pitboss
Listen?? Hell I just saw her pick and well excuse me Rockgazer69 but if it help Johnny out any I'm about to rub one out!!!!

damn did I just say that.... sorry RG69.. rub two out

... now on the lighter side.. you are absolutely beautiful!!

I agree...beautiful....


But as to other guys...
Damn...how can you beat it that many times???

usually if i do it more than every other day
My penis gets sore around the lower edges of the head...and it burns to jack off then

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
Thank you you can't find anyone decent to talk dirty to tonite they're too busy fighting

Talk is cheap....

i'd rather just
with you instead

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
Stop bickering or I'll rub you both out

Me first!!! Oh wait I wasn't bickering... damn.

 

[Little Wing]

Theres a little tube you can buy in the drugstore of solid cocoa butter it smells just like chocolate but has no taste, you melt it in your hand a little OR even better let your lady play with it for you we love that stuff n we have soft hands

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Instead of being your "teddy bear"
that is in your gallery

Ill be your "Kitty kat"

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
Theres a little tube you can buy in the drugstore of solid cocoa butter it smells just like chocolate but has no taste, you melt it in your hand a little OR even better let your lady play with it for you we love that stuff n we have soft hands

Actually I like Astroglide.

But I have some massage lotion that my ex-gf used to love using on me. Yeah soft hands.... damn I miss that.

 

[Pitboss]

hey Johnny.

I JACK OFF!! And I like it. I like it alot!!

However I think there is a degree of it being natural and healthy and then being well not right. 5 to 6 times a day? Hell my dog doesn't even lick his balls that much a day. I mean If could do that I don't think I would do it that much a day.. lick my balls that is. Okay maybe I would but still... LOL

 

[Johnnny]

rockgazer69 I'm getting enough warm apple pie. On average 4 times a week with my woman. More if we have the time.

Sometimes we fuck 6 times or more in a time span of just a few hours.

I love eating her pussy & ass. She loves it, then she gets to work on my equipment. Then a good 20+min fuck session follows. Then if time permits everything is repeated as many times as possible before we actually fall "asleep".

rockgazer69 is that dirty enough for you? Probably not.

 

[Little Wing]

Okay reading not so good but i bet you pulled aces in phys ed

 

[Johnnny]

rockgazer69 what do you mean? I spelled everytning out pretty clearly.

 

[Little Wing]

Oh im just teasing cuz of misunderstanding Pitboss meaning he likes to beat off but saying I like the way you take care of your lady in bed

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by Johnnny
rockgazer69 what do you mean? I spelled everytning out pretty clearly.

Either she means she want to do it over the phone or.... well my guess would be you have to write it more like a story. Men are visual so it doesn't take much for us to get us going. You know like.. girl, tits, hole, cum. There was a full hour of porn from that one.

Do it her way it got to cum out like an X rated romance novel. Like how your throbbing cock presses against her panties, lightly rubbing the material against her clit. Slowly you move your mouth to her ear and softly whisper how she turns you on. etc, etc.....

Then again maybe she can't read well.

 

[Little Wing]

OOO I have a couple romance novels featuring Vikings. Big, strong, masculine, dominating ...excuse me I'm gonna go read one and rub one out.haha

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
OOO I have a couple romance novels featuring Vikings. Big, strong, masculine, dominating ...excuse me I'm gonna go read one and rub one out.haha

Nothing better than a nice quiet night at home reading a novel. Best in the bath, candles, rose petals and of course got to have the shower massager... unless you have one of those water proof Dolphins!!

 

[Little Wing]

Years ago I told one ladyfriend about layin in the tub letting the water run over you (just as it comes out no shower head) I moved to Vegas for 5 yrs when I get back half the towns beating off that way. But it's hard to read when you're pinching your nips...so the imagination has to do...I see Vikings, Conan n The Rock...not all at once Help- no don't

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by rockgazer69
Years ago I told one ladyfriend about layin in the tub letting the water run over you (just as it comes out no shower head) I moved to Vegas for 5 yrs when I get back half the towns beating off that way. But it's hard to read when you're pinching your nips...so the imagination has to do...I see Vikings, Conan n The Rock...not all at once Help- no don't

Audio tapes!!!!!!!!! Hey there's a million dollar idea! Both hands free.

Either that or I can volunteer to be a book holder??

 

[Johnnny]

Yeah that's another thing I know about women not critcising it of course not. They like a story same in porn it they watch it. women tend to like porn that has a story & not the type of pornos that start out with banging right away.

As for men, we like seeing all porn, & just seeing our woman naked infront of us is enough.

 

[ms21vegas]

I have tried a long time ago, but since then I havent. I perfer to get the real thing if possible!!!

 

[Johnnny]

Most ppl do prefer the real thing. For me &/or my woman, we consider porn to be more entertainment.

 

[ms21vegas]

yeah it can be entertainment!!

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

all those stupid pornos are entertaining

and im not talking about watching it

but just the stupid ass plots...