How often do you masterbate

[Little Wing]

very nice. next....

 

[Shae]

very nice. next....

Very nice? How bout, "The sexual freak finally comes out!"

 

[Little Wing]

oops i did it again....

 

[Flex]

what if every time people from im rubbed one out they had to confess in here

i'd reach IM's maximum post limit (esp. on test )

 

[Little Wing]

99% of the population masturbates the other 1% lie about it.

 

[vanity]

MASTURBATION POEM



You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

 

[Little Wing]

Green Tom

Hey Masturbator



OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know im all alone,
Felling kind'a horny
got a tingle in my bone

Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!

I go a little faster
and its feeling kind'a nice
once ain't enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Woman moans*

I use some baby oil
or a lil' vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand
cuz' you don't know where its been

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Im do it in the car
while im driving down the street
One hand on the wheel
and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Tom Green,a goat and the woman moan*

Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
stroke the chicken
holding now its squeezin the tomatoe
I put the miss novermber
Now im gonna take orator

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Bumbing the bannana
miss the lizard
shake and bake'em
counting on the flounder
and its mak'n a jamaican
Spank the frank
watch the carrot
got my hand its aken

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*everyone moans*
HEY MASTURBATOR!

 

[da jock]

I'm 4>6 x's. But I'm married so I get to ball too!
If I answered this when I was 13>20 yo it would 've been 3x's a day (sometimes) easily 21x's a week I'd guess. I was hell-bent @ j/o!!

 

[SuperFlex]

Sorry...

i did not lie...i think i shot the averages up opps.

Have any vids !?! I'm ready to now.

 

[sportytahoe]

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

 

[Newt]

I heard that strokin' it is good for your Prostate! I'm just trying to prolong my life and health. It is really a sacrifice.

 

[Little Wing]

my prostate is really healthy today

 

[cman]

my prostate is really healthy today

WOW

 

[Little Wing]

broke it off w matt so guess i'll be here more......

 

[I'm Trying]

3 or 4 times a day...atleast....

 

[Burner02]

his loss...

 

[Luke9583]

It's RockGazers fault!

 

[Little Wing]

nuh uh me too....

 

[Luke9583]

I play with my self alittle too much last night I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

 

[da jock]

On the high-end: back when I was 15 or so & got to be "home-alone" one weekend while my parents took a trip I prolly jacked off 20x's between Fri night & Sunday afternoon!! I was horny & possessed! I was barely getting hard by Sunday & I remember getting worried because my balls started to ache when I would bust! Ahh, good ol' adolescence!

 

[Little Wing]

I play with my self alittle too much last night I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

want me to kiss it?

 

[Luke9583]

want me to kiss it?

silly question

 

[shutupntra1n]

I play with my self alittle too much last night I'm sore and red. it's RG's fault

Why are you announcing this

 

[Luke9583]

Why are you announcing this

I cannot tell a lie.​

​

 

[shutupntra1n]

I cannot tell a lie.​

What is this pic of might I ask

 

[Luke9583]

Cherry tree

 

[Little Wing]

silly question

where exactly did you want that kiss?

 

[Shae]

where exactly did you want that kiss?

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIPS" AND THERE WERE. AND THEY GAVE GOOD HEAD!




I had to say that.

 

[Burner02]

are um...u speaking from...experience...Shae?

 

[Little Wing]

and god saw this and was pleased thus he rewarded eve by giving adam a tongue for the key to eves pleasure was much harder to reach......