let's say some punk was giving your girl crap, and you're gonna fight him in a week or two. what's the best way to prepare for this fight? should you keep your weight training going, or stop it so your muscles aren't fatigued or sore? Also, what should you eat the day of the fight, and should you take some creatine before going into it? i'm in great condition, much stronger and faster than the other guy, and on top of that he smokes so he'll be out of breath real quick... but i just want to make sure i go into it having done everything correctly.
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how old are you ? what is this 3 o'clock high ? lol
Ditto.
personally, i'd blow a few lines of creatine right before the fight, it should really get your jabs going alot faster. On top of that, eat a shake of 160-170gr of whey the night before, no more, no less, cuz it'll increase your visual perception during the fight, and your opponent's punches will be slowed down like in the matrix. And of course, keep a little bag of salt in your belt handy so if your opponent starts winning, you can throw it in his eyes and blind him.
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This will take a little experimenting, but you said you have a few weeks. You have get really drunk, but not to the point where you can't walk and function. Just get really drunk for the next week and try to figure out what will take you to that point, once there you will feel no pain and if he hits you, you'll just go into a drunken rage 
Well this is easy. Just work on flexibility and speed training for your trigger finger. Have your girl friend do the same thing. Then when he confronts you at the apponted hour use your improved finger reflexes to quickly point to your girlfriend. When he goes for her she does the same thing but points back to you. Keep this up indefinately till he is going in circles first toward you then toward your GF over and over again. Then when he is all dizzy have your gf kick him in the nuts so if you get beat up he can't mess with her very effectively. If he lands one then run and let your gf take the rest of the heat since the judge won't prosecute her if the law intervenes and he wont be able to do much anyway below the belt so to speak. Besides that girls fight dirty and she is opt to take him out for you.
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instead of fighting him why don't you confront him and tell him that you do not appreciate how he is treating your girlfriend.
ask him to stop, and if he does not tell him that you're going to tell his mom.
it doesn't take alot of training to run up on somebody and knock them out. I can tell you have never been in a fight before so here is some advice, DON'T OVERTHINK IT! No matter what you try it will not go how you planned. Just try to tell the guy to leave your girl alone if he bucks up take him out quick no such thing as dirty fighting. Then just leave don't try to stay and tell your story the cops don't care just leave. And don't do this around his friends or big groups of people.
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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oh and I have something else to add to this. it your girl really worth it? I swear the number one thing we fight about is pussy, man fucc that shit. these hoes are tearing us apart god dammit. who cares, let her handle her own business. 
From my personal experience, all other physical things equal, fights usually come down to whose more pissed off. Some people just go completely ballistic, and it's really hard to fight someone whose like that.
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Actually I completely disagree with that RC, I find that the winner is whoever keeps their head about them. if you are just a maniac swinging wildly, thats not the best tactic. Stayin smart is how to do it. ya feel me?
one of my boys is exactly like that........we call him "the berserker", cuz he goes WILD hahaha...esp. when he drinks gin.
Well it's not so much the wild swinging it's that people like that sometimes just won't give up, and if they get someone down they'll just pound on them until they break all their knuckles. Street fights are fun shit too watch.
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beat me to it...that is the best point, gr8.
hey..if ya can..taunt the opponent a bit...get him even madder..and off his 'game'.
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oh..and as far as the guy who started this thread..in a couple weeks..that sounds like premeditation...
why wait a couple weeks? how about tomorrow? Get in the guy's grill...and find out what his deal is. Deal with it then and be done with it.
why wait a couple weeks? how about tomorrow? Get in the guy's grill...and find out what his deal is. Deal with it then and be done with it.
Call your local news stations and schedule interviews and press conferences. Dye your hair bleach blonde like Tito Ortiz, so he knows you mean business, and give Tito type answers to the questions. Use phrases like "let the beatings begin" and "there's no fighter in the world like me". This way you get in his head and fukk with him till its showtime. Pre-sell the pay-er-view rights so he really knows you mean business. When you get to the "show", have your hair in a mowhawk like Chuck Liddell and that will REALLY screw with his head. Toss him a Big Mac combo meal and tell him you packed him a lunch cause its gonna be a long day if he thinks he can whip yur ass.
These are tried and proven winning methods of the greatest UFC fighters in the world. Training? Who needs training? Im letting only YOU in on these secrets. Ok? So keep this just between us. Keep us posted on the results and cut me in on the concession sales.
These are tried and proven winning methods of the greatest UFC fighters in the world. Training? Who needs training? Im letting only YOU in on these secrets. Ok? So keep this just between us. Keep us posted on the results and cut me in on the concession sales.
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roflmao you guys are hilarious.
i gave him a phone call to tell him to knock the crap off, and he gave me lip. i work during the week so there is little time for this to happen, except the weekend.
i've been in fights before and they are very physically demanding; you can get tired pretty quickly if you are going all out. i just wanted to see if anyone has been in this situation and had any little things that would help.
salt idea is great
but i think the one serious question that would come out of this thread would be should i hold off on the weight training for this week so my arms are not tired/sore for the fight?
i gave him a phone call to tell him to knock the crap off, and he gave me lip. i work during the week so there is little time for this to happen, except the weekend.
i've been in fights before and they are very physically demanding; you can get tired pretty quickly if you are going all out. i just wanted to see if anyone has been in this situation and had any little things that would help.
salt idea is great
but i think the one serious question that would come out of this thread would be should i hold off on the weight training for this week so my arms are not tired/sore for the fight?
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roflmao you guys are hilarious.
i gave him a phone call to tell him to knock the crap off, and he gave me lip. i work during the week so there is little time for this to happen, except the weekend.
i've been in fights before and they are very physically demanding; you can get tired pretty quickly if you are going all out. i just wanted to see if anyone has been in this situation and had any little things that would help.
salt idea is great
It is hard to give you any ideas here. Whenever I have been in a fight it was never planned out. It was always a spur of the moment things, usually were I didn't even know the oponent. I don't think I have ever said "I am going to fight this guy next mon." or something like that (maybe in 3rd grade or something). Fights just seem to happen unplanned.
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"right, so I can pencil you in for a 4'0-clock beatin'....try not to be late. I hate rudeness.."
Well, if you happen to be in a particular place where he is known to be...and you engage him in idleconversation..and he decides to aggress you..you have no choice but to defend yourself.
As far as the physical part goes.....I would't worry about it. Know how good you feel (euphric) a while after your workout? (not right after...I am usually pretty much hating life right after my workout..if I pushed it)
But after you have recovered? You feel light, energized. Pumped.
Keep lifting. Sounds like you are giving this guy power over you and your GF. You are the master and commander of your fate.
Like I said earlier. Be where he is. Get in his grill. Confront him. Verbally. If he backs down, great. Psycologically beat his ass.
If not..get him to swing first. Can you fight? Can he fight? most people are right handed. Most people will power swing. (right handed) anticipate it. Respond, counter, go on the offensive and take him out.
Well, if you happen to be in a particular place where he is known to be...and you engage him in idleconversation..and he decides to aggress you..you have no choice but to defend yourself.
As far as the physical part goes.....I would't worry about it. Know how good you feel (euphric) a while after your workout? (not right after...I am usually pretty much hating life right after my workout..if I pushed it)
But after you have recovered? You feel light, energized. Pumped.
Keep lifting. Sounds like you are giving this guy power over you and your GF. You are the master and commander of your fate.
Like I said earlier. Be where he is. Get in his grill. Confront him. Verbally. If he backs down, great. Psycologically beat his ass.
If not..get him to swing first. Can you fight? Can he fight? most people are right handed. Most people will power swing. (right handed) anticipate it. Respond, counter, go on the offensive and take him out.
dont go for body shots unless you have to....
Its a fight not boxing
just hit him in the nose
he wont be able to see if you get in a good shot
Its a fight not boxing
just hit him in the nose
he wont be able to see if you get in a good shot
that being said
I would avoid fighting if you can
In the end it wont really solve anything....especially if you get creamed....
Fighting to me is a last resort....Its just "barbaric" to me
hitting someone with your closed fist?
just the thought sounds stupid to me
but w/e
I would avoid fighting if you can
In the end it wont really solve anything....especially if you get creamed....
Fighting to me is a last resort....Its just "barbaric" to me
hitting someone with your closed fist?
just the thought sounds stupid to me
but w/e
First of all, I don't know why 75% of you guys are telling him to go ahead and commit a crime. Makes the board members sound so immature and senseless. Part of being healthy is avoiding danger to the body and mind (DUH!) and releasing anger onto someone physically is unhealthy, doesn't matter if he/she is at fault. I guess many of you don't live in areas where people get shot over stupid reasons so a fight just ends there: a fight. My hometown, you don't throw a punch 
because a fight = revenge in greater numbers = shootings.
Stupid. That's all I gotta say.
because a fight = revenge in greater numbers = shootings.Stupid. That's all I gotta say.
Originally posted by mwman
roflmao you guys are hilarious.
i gave him a phone call to tell him to knock the crap off, and he gave me lip. i work during the week so there is little time for this to happen, except the weekend.
i've been in fights before and they are very physically demanding; you can get tired pretty quickly if you are going all out. i just wanted to see if anyone has been in this situation and had any little things that would help.
salt idea is great
but i think the one serious question that would come out of this thread would be should i hold off on the weight training for this week so my arms are not tired/sore for the fight?
In all seriousness avoidance is the best bet because even a lamer can land a lucky one. Most fights are determined within the first 45 secs - who lands the fastest and the most quality blows will win. If you want to prepare - start immediately doing wind sprints. Street fighting is all about agility, speed, reflexes and knowing where to be effective with your limited energy. It's anaerobic. So the more you can increase your stamina the better. Sprints sprints sprints.
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Ive been in a thousand fights. Not cause I wanted to, I hate the things. But Im always running into drunk,doped out, fools who are intent on breaking the law,fighting me, and I "have to" do something.
Funny story, a couple of months ago we got a call of a disturbance at a club. This guy, a pro-bodybuilder whom I wont name here, started a bunch of trouble with an ex and her new jocker. He, the BB, caught the two of them in bed earlier in the day and tho he didnt do anything at the time, he had had a few hours to not only stew on the whole thing but also drink about 19 gallons of booze to get into the proper frame of mine. So the BB went into the joint 5 mins before closing and told the two of them he was going to wait outside for them, at which time, he was going to dismember them both like a chicken dinner.
The jocker, understandably frightened, called the Police. Which is how I got involved with this guy. This BB was a monster, a monster!! He was about 6' tall and about 9' wide and he made no pretensions about killing these two when they came out of the club. All I could think about was, "what could I possibly do to stop this guy if he go's off"? And Im no little guy mind you. Forget pepper mace, he probably spices his tacos with the stuff. I dont think I could even have put a dent in the guy with a baseball bat.
So you know what I did? I said something to the mngr of the place and went back to the BB. I told him the two were going to come out in 10 mins and "she" wanted to talk to him. Then I started talking BB'ing with him, his favorite topic and one of mine. About 20 mins later he remembered what he was out there for and asked where the two were. I made an act of going back in,coming out, and telling him the two must have skipped and werent there anymore. I shook hands with the guy and left. The reality was I had told the mngr to sneak the two out the back while I engaged the monster in conversation.
Why am I telling you this you ask? Two reasons! The first lesson is that when it comes down to defending yourself there is nothing even close to more important then having muscle. Muscle is the greatest equalizer there is. This BB probably could have taken on 10 Bruce Lees, and certainly 20 cops.
#2, The best way to win a fight is to avoid one. When people flip me the bird in traffic altercations, at least in my pvt auto, I wave and smile at them. I think you should have a "talk" with this guy who is abusing yor woman. While not someone who goes out of his way to get in fights, I believe this is one area where a bully should get his bluff called. I cant stand bullys! If he calls his own bluff and attacks you then by all means smack him around some but keep it "reasonable". When he gives up its over, try to avoid giving permanent injury.
Theres a good chance you,him, or both might get arrested and the one who's most reasonable will win out legally. Its best if hes on the one who comes to you, legally at least. Best of all is to avoid it altogether. But listen, I understand, Im still old fashoined when it comes to protecting woman too.
But many fistfights nowdays are ended with a 9mm going off. It didnt use to be like that but times have changed. I know you cant always avoid fistfights but 99% of them are avoidable. For the other 1% theres nothing quite like pumping iron, along with sobriety, to win them............best of luck................Rich
Funny story, a couple of months ago we got a call of a disturbance at a club. This guy, a pro-bodybuilder whom I wont name here, started a bunch of trouble with an ex and her new jocker. He, the BB, caught the two of them in bed earlier in the day and tho he didnt do anything at the time, he had had a few hours to not only stew on the whole thing but also drink about 19 gallons of booze to get into the proper frame of mine. So the BB went into the joint 5 mins before closing and told the two of them he was going to wait outside for them, at which time, he was going to dismember them both like a chicken dinner.
The jocker, understandably frightened, called the Police. Which is how I got involved with this guy. This BB was a monster, a monster!! He was about 6' tall and about 9' wide and he made no pretensions about killing these two when they came out of the club. All I could think about was, "what could I possibly do to stop this guy if he go's off"? And Im no little guy mind you. Forget pepper mace, he probably spices his tacos with the stuff. I dont think I could even have put a dent in the guy with a baseball bat.
So you know what I did? I said something to the mngr of the place and went back to the BB. I told him the two were going to come out in 10 mins and "she" wanted to talk to him. Then I started talking BB'ing with him, his favorite topic and one of mine. About 20 mins later he remembered what he was out there for and asked where the two were. I made an act of going back in,coming out, and telling him the two must have skipped and werent there anymore. I shook hands with the guy and left. The reality was I had told the mngr to sneak the two out the back while I engaged the monster in conversation.
Why am I telling you this you ask? Two reasons! The first lesson is that when it comes down to defending yourself there is nothing even close to more important then having muscle. Muscle is the greatest equalizer there is. This BB probably could have taken on 10 Bruce Lees, and certainly 20 cops.
#2, The best way to win a fight is to avoid one. When people flip me the bird in traffic altercations, at least in my pvt auto, I wave and smile at them. I think you should have a "talk" with this guy who is abusing yor woman. While not someone who goes out of his way to get in fights, I believe this is one area where a bully should get his bluff called. I cant stand bullys! If he calls his own bluff and attacks you then by all means smack him around some but keep it "reasonable". When he gives up its over, try to avoid giving permanent injury.
Theres a good chance you,him, or both might get arrested and the one who's most reasonable will win out legally. Its best if hes on the one who comes to you, legally at least. Best of all is to avoid it altogether. But listen, I understand, Im still old fashoined when it comes to protecting woman too.
But many fistfights nowdays are ended with a 9mm going off. It didnt use to be like that but times have changed. I know you cant always avoid fistfights but 99% of them are avoidable. For the other 1% theres nothing quite like pumping iron, along with sobriety, to win them............best of luck................Rich
Rich, I respectively disagree about the muscle/strength being the most important thing in a fight. I have seen way too many huge strong guys try to lift, or body slam or do things that take a lot of strength end up all winded within about 50 seconds. Due to inefficient utilization of their oxygen and energy they quite often lose effectiveness and nearly die of a heart attack or gasp for air as they got pummeled. If a fast anaerobically fit person can dodge and avoid the blows and then overload the opponent???s visuals and brain with a flurry of motion there is just no time for them to think and respond. It???s like denying the person a complete use of his massive firepower and it just makes them panic and get in more trouble as they flail wildly. Usually the person who strikes first and the fastest wins because the other is on defense and can???t even think about what is coming next. Granted it only takes a single punch from a big guy on the jaw or the side of the head to completely shake the opponents brain into goo and knock them out. But you will be amazed at how many of the really big guys rely on just trying to smoother their opponents with bear hugs and body slams and end up losing their legs and mobility when someone takes out their knee cap or takes their wind with a single fast punch below the sternum. On the other hand if a big muscular guy just charges his opponent like a linebacker and can get him slammed and pinned against the wall or the ground fast its usually all over in 20 secs.
Frankly, the stakes are too high these days to make fighting an option. These days fighting is just too deadly and there are too many fools that carry (knife or pistol). It use to be that you could get in a little honorable fight and end up making friends with your enemy with at worse a bloody nose. But now days people study martial arts with a passion or carry weapons and the law will prosecute those that do survive. It???s not worth it to me to lose an eye or ear or kneecap just because I didn???t like a comment a person made about my spouse. In fact, my spouse would be very displeased with me for putting our future and life at risk for letting it escalate.
Muscle is more of a deterrent than anything else. Only puny insecure guys want to start a fight with a big guy to make themselves feel relevant to their friends or mate. Most other big guys know and respect a fellow guys strength and usually just talk it over man to man. It???s the athletic, fast, lean guys with amazing strength-to-weight rations, brains, scars and chipped teeth and cocky attitudes and big mouths that I steer clear of. This is a street fighter and he can gut you and be gone before you even knew you were essentially already dead.
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Frankly, the stakes are too high these days to make fighting an option. These days fighting is just too deadly and there are too many fools that carry (knife or pistol). It use to be that you could get in a little honorable fight and end up making friends with your enemy with at worse a bloody nose. But now days people study martial arts with a passion or carry weapons and the law will prosecute those that do survive. It???s not worth it to me to lose an eye or ear or kneecap just because I didn???t like a comment a person made about my spouse. In fact, my spouse would be very displeased with me for putting our future and life at risk for letting it escalate.
Muscle is more of a deterrent than anything else. Only puny insecure guys want to start a fight with a big guy to make themselves feel relevant to their friends or mate. Most other big guys know and respect a fellow guys strength and usually just talk it over man to man. It???s the athletic, fast, lean guys with amazing strength-to-weight rations, brains, scars and chipped teeth and cocky attitudes and big mouths that I steer clear of. This is a street fighter and he can gut you and be gone before you even knew you were essentially already dead.
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