i hate all of you

[KelJu]

As I sit here in this bar on a the most terriable of du0rug I realize that I hate all bof you and I hope a comit hits to the earth and kills everyone.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

 

[SloppyJ]

Classy.

 

[Curt James]

 

[parsifal09]

 

[Curt James]

I hope a comit hits to the earth and kills everyone.

Damn you, KelJu! DAMN YOU!

 

[chucky1]

me too bro...lol

 

[min0 lee]

 

[TJTJ]

Sounds like someone needs a drinking buddy

 

[meow]

someone was not held often when they were a kid.

 

[Curt James]

someone was dropped often when they were a kid.

Fixed?

(ducks, runs, hides from comet)

 

[HialeahChico305]

As I sit here in this bar on a the most terriable of du0rug I realize that I hate all bof you and I hope a comit hits to the earth and kills everyone.

We love you too motherfucker!!!!!

 

[HialeahChico305]

 

[BillHicksFan]

You don't really hate us all kelju. I'll send you an LSD soaked Christmas card in the mail if you like. That will raise your spirits and bring on the Christmas cheer.

 

[min0 lee]

As I sit here in this bar on a the most terriable of du0rug I realize that I hate all bof you and I hope a comit hits to the earth and kills everyone.

Yes we're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the people who post in the Open Chat are pussies. And the Anything Goes Deviants assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

 

[Curt James]

Yes we're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the people who post in the Open Chat are pussies. And the Anything Goes Deviants assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. (snip)

So...

Open Chat = Pussies
Anything Goes = Assholes

Which subforum = balls in your analogy? Bodybuilding Gossip? No.

Sports!

 

[min0 lee]

and mods are the dicks....

 

[DOMS]

and mods are the dicks....

And rumor has is that a certain "chick" has a dick.

 

[min0 lee]

 

[Witmaster]

Yes we're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the people who post in the Open Chat are pussies. And the Anything Goes Deviants assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

You had me at "Dicks fuck Assholes..."

 

[min0 lee]

 

[Crono1000]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/open-chat/125690-i-hate-you-all.html

 

[min0 lee]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/open-chat/125690-i-hate-you-all.html

Originally Posted by Crono1000
Wait wait waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Hold on a second. Do I know you or something? Am I supposed to recognize or be amused by your stupid little name? Let me tell you, junior, I was hitting weights long before your bastard loving mother scooped your father's mangoop out of her whoremouth and self impregnated herself in hopes that some good for nothing, crack addicted loser would give her the love her father never gave her. I was a fucking pioneer of this god forsaken website. I was posting before it was called IM, when you were still fighting off boners in the boy's locker room and jacking off to your aunt's menstral blood crusted over on the toilet seat. I had a name for myself around here, as Crono-fucking-1000, well before you put this shit in your favorites bar somewhere between "Tranny anal sex" and "Straight boys force fucked gay." Somehow you find yourself welcomed, or even capable, of coming up with a clever way to make fun of my name based on the best 1995 video game of all time? 1995 is the year you blocked out to get rid of the memories of your dad ear fucking you while he called you girls' names. Look up my history, son, and review your shit. My name has been hilariously abused by the likes of David, Maniclion, Albob, min0, Vieope. These posters have earned their shit. These are names who have taken their abuse to the fucking moon for the sake of comedy. You know how they earned it? They fucking ass-fist themselves with ingenuity; they will masterbate your senses with their creativity. They stay up nights perfecting their shit, and if one night goes by and they themselves do not find a ripe new way to make my name cause you to shnit your pants in laughter, they staple a goddang stapler into their urethra and solder that shit shut. You know how many staples they each have? Fucking none, because they're too busy being fucking hilarious and genious with their shit. And I know what you're thinking, "He just spelled 'shit' wrong." No I didn't. You will laugh so hard you will shnit. I won't even waste my time explaining. The last person to shnit took a picture of her chest afterwards, infamously now known as Kuso's "Nice Tit." Just one look of this pic will mindfuck you so bad you will taste colors and shit fear. Fuck you, fuck the crusty shit on your dick from your dog's ass.

Actually... nah, you're cool.

"Terrible handle." Ha! Where do kids come up with this stuff.

 

[Crono1000]

You forgot the at the end, min0.

 

[min0 lee]

Too late.

 

[Vibrant]

Yes we're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the people who post in the Open Chat are pussies. And the Anything Goes Deviants assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

mino just took an open chat thread and made it anything goes


TO KELJU

 

[Chubby]

As I sit here in this bar on a the most terriable of du0rug I realize that I hate all bof you and I hope a comit hits to the earth and kills everyone.

I have been waiting for this for a long time. It is time to go back to basic.

 

[min0 lee]

I have been waiting for this for a long time. It is time to go back to basic.

Ummmm.....no, he was probably high when he posted this but I imagine your sober posting this.....don't wish that.

 

[Chubby]

Ummmm.....no, he was probably high when he posted this but I imagine your sober posting this.....don't wish that.

thanks for the beautiful picture, mino.

 

[min0 lee]

thanks for the beautiful picture, mino.