I Wanna Be Totally Erect.

[JimSnow]

Stepped out of the shower after a workout and a 14 hour shift throwing freight.

Exhausted and badly dehydrated.

I needed some rejuvination.

As the fog evaporated from mirror and mind... I began posing. What an opportunity to see my maleness.

It occurred to me... it's truley an exercise to both expand girths and contract muscles for the best overall presentations. And, how to isolate specific areas at the same time?

I got a huge pump from a few minutes of playing around! How do you look really big!!!


Any posing wisdom out there? I need to hear from experienced posers.

 

[goandykid]

 

[Gazhole]

May God have mercy on us all...

 

[vortrit]

Cover yourself in peanut butter. That always works for me.

 

[goandykid]

Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...

 

[DiGiTaL]

would be a good question to ask your parents.


lol jk,

 

[Seanp156]

My brain just exploded.

 

[kisna]

Oh my god, put me out of it .
consult to the doctors hehe.

 

[MACCA]

Get a few elastic bands put them around the base of your penis double them up so they are really tight and then marvel at the girth you get after a few minutes...

 

[I Are Baboon]

 

[Pepper]

(just kidding)

 

[obz]

Yes, I would like a box of Trojan Magnums please... oh, and a box of rubber bands too... got some, uh, office work to do!

 

[bio-chem]

Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...

page right out of your personal experience.

 

[RockSolid]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

[min0 lee]

RockSolid <----- Sure, make him feel bad.

 

[Sexybeast777]

Flexing is great, it's important, especially if you are thinking of competing. Dorian Yates was a great poser

 

[PWGriffin]

I wanna be totally erect.

viagra?

 

[Phred]

viagra?

I was thinking maybe M1T, but then he would need the Viagra.

 

[Richie1888]

these are the times u miss foreman

 

[Sexybeast777]

He wasn't talking about that, he was talking about flexing in the bathroom, although it did sound wrong

 

[plewser2006]

with the right combination of the words "shower, erect, maleness, girth" anything would sound... well
actually

come to think of it

any combination of these words just sound.. down right wronge

 

[plewser2006]

i should add "playing around"

 

[plewser2006]

but honestly i pose in fron of my mirror every day...

keep a mental record of how your progressing, keep yourself pumped about working out at make the nessecary changes... and well... if its your thing.. go ahead and play around a little... errrrr

 

[Sexybeast777]

but honestly i pose in fron of my mirror every day...

keep a mental record of how your progressing, keep yourself pumped about working out at make the nessecary changes... and well... if its your thing.. go ahead and play around a little... errrrr

That's just wrong! You guys are a bunch of pervs!

 

[juggernaut]

Cover yourself in peanut butter. That always works for me.

 

[juggernaut]

with the right combination of the words "shower, erect, maleness, girth" anything would sound... well
actually

come to think of it

any combination of these words just sound.. down right wronge

 

[juggernaut]

it's just isometrics. It works, but I dont if it works permanently. I practice posing for an hour everyday, nearing my contests. i find it makes me harder.

 

[JimSnow]

Anything and everything.

I "posed" the question out of the obvious jest.. but, I'm probably "still" a perv. LOL

My limited, and awkward, experience with posing (flexing muscles) has demonstrated that mastering the art will be difficult. It's tough - a workout in itself! I've cramped chest, tricep and thigh muscles doing it. I prettymuch work it in at the end of every routine.