If you could bang any female, who would it be?

[tomuchgear]

my wife lol. as for movie star and all that michelle phiefer in batman returns.

 

[goob]

my wife lol. as for movie star and all that michelle phiefer in batman returns.

Ok, she's left the room. You can answer honestly now....

 

[tomuchgear]

no really like i said my wife is it for me. i have been with other women, prior to my wife. she is perfect to me. if i were to bang some one in the movie industry i stick to michelle piefer in batman.

 

[goob]

no really like i said my wife is it for me. i have been with other women, prior to my wife. she is perfect to me. if i were to bang some one in the movie industry i stick to michelle piefer in batman.

I already said, she's not watching. You are free to say anyone.

And what is Michelle Pfiefer putting in Batman? "I'll use my Bat dildo"

 

[soxmuscle]

I'd bang tomuchgear's wife as well

 

[goob]

I'd bang tomuchgear's wife as well

I did. Best $18 I've ever spent. I even got a cooked breakfast afterwards.

Tip: She does a loyalty discount.

 

[soxmuscle]

Damnit, I should have waited to use my Liar Liar joke...

 

[goob]

Damnit, I should have waited to use my Liar Liar joke...

I though you used it in your sig???

 

[tomuchgear]

ouch damn what the hell, i am just gettin ripped on today. well so guys how was she. yup she is pretty freakin hot. i am a lucky man. oh and by the way boog she doesnt read any thing i type on here

 

[goob]

Damn. How did you know saying my name backwards is the only way to vanquish me?

 

[al_wood81]

ouch

am i the only one here is is compleaty insane

 

[al_wood81]

groovy

like i said before glori anne gilbert or ewa sonnet total babes. any objections?

 

[tomuchgear]

nice goob couldnt think of any thing else. i thought bout calling soxmuscle coxmuscle but didnt see much point.

 

[soxmuscle]

nice goob couldnt think of any thing else. i thought bout calling soxmuscle coxmuscle but didnt see much point.

my cock muscle is 12 inches long, true story, check my sig.

...and for the record, your wife loved all 12 inches of me, plus the extra inch from clinching my butt cheeks as hard as I could

 

[soxmuscle]

No, but in all seriousness, if you truly would rather have sex with your wife than any other woman in the world, you've found quite the lady. Good for you, and I'm 100% serious.

 

[tomuchgear]

ya i am a lucky man. before i got married i never understood how some one could say that. now after five years i understand. thanks for compliment by the way sox.

 

[goob]

No, but in all seriousness, if you truly would rather have sex with your wife than any other woman in the world, you've found quite the lady. Good for you, and I'm 100% serious.

Agreed, thats hard to find. Good stuff toomuchgear.

 

[tomuchgear]

thanks goob.

 

[chiquita6683]

awww! thats so sweet!

 

[Hoglander]

I would like a lizard alien bitch to fuck. After that maybe I could be a legal alien on her planet. I'd like to check out the lizard home world. A plus is that lizard bitches aren't fat and they are smart. So far I've only been to first base with one. There is no second base, BTW.

 

[DOMS]

I would like a lizard alien bitch to fuck. After that maybe I could be a legal alien on her planet. I'd like to check out the lizard home world. A plus is that lizard bitches aren't fat and they are smart. So far I've only been to first base with one. There is no second base, BTW.

 

[Gazhole]

CTRL+ALT+DEL?

I haven't read that comic in ages.

 

[UrinalCakeEater]

well. its hard for me to choose just one because i like all kinds of girls. so heres my top ten.

10 Eddie Winslow (god, he is a man's man)
9 Carl Winslow
8 Jenny Finch (the pitcher, and ill be the cather. wink wink.
7 Kevin McCalister
6 Harriete Winslow
5 Gus Polinski
4 tonya harding
3 hot guy #3
2 i just came from Gus polinski
1 and the winner is............
































anyone with a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mista]

 

[TrojanMan60563]

yikes!

 

[petev]

...bump...?

 

[min0 lee]

...bump...?

Hump!

 

[tallcall]

well. its hard for me to choose just one because i like all kinds of girls. so heres my top ten.

10 Eddie Winslow (god, he is a man's man)
9 Carl Winslow
8 Jenny Finch (the pitcher, and ill be the cather. wink wink.
7 Kevin McCalister
6 Harriete Winslow
5 Gus Polinski
4 tonya harding
3 hot guy #3
2 i just came from Gus polinski
1 and the winner is............
































anyone with a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like you!

 

[jasmine9]

Shhhhh... you got a very sexy body ..... I iwll bang britney ....

 

[rick22]

for me it has to be Charlize Theron for sure.. i just love her... shes gorgeous...