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My immune system blows goats. When I get one thing, I get 3 or 4 things. This time I got a cold for over a week...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SUMMER!!!...towards the end of the cold I developed pink eye, and then the cold relapsed. I have a stomach virus, can't eat much. I have diarrhea, a cold, and one eye keeps getting stuck closed from infection sticking together and crusting over. If I cough too hard, I shit myself. Yes, It has happened twice already today. 
Now I am getting irritable and depressed as I step on the scales and watch my weight melt off. I am going to be weaker than dogshit when I finally get to go back to the gym. This blows. Would somebody please fly to Alabama and kill me. You can have all of my stuff if you do.

Now I am getting irritable and depressed as I step on the scales and watch my weight melt off. I am going to be weaker than dogshit when I finally get to go back to the gym. This blows. Would somebody please fly to Alabama and kill me. You can have all of my stuff if you do.