Which do you want first.... Good news... or bad news?
The bad news: I???ve so fallen off the discipline truck!!! Only with eating ??? still working my ass off ??? literally! J
So???after feeling polluted for the last week from not eating clean, (the bad stuff included wine, of course, and white flour tortillas, popcorn, a bacon cheese burger from Jack-in-the-box, cookies and candy to top it off) I can so just feel gross??? then I realized why I???ve been doing this. It???s that LOVELY thing they call PMS. BUT, I???ll be fine.. it was just a week and it wasn???t every meal.. just dinner! I was supposed to be on vacation (not going anywhere) Wednesday through Friday and ended up having to work Thursday ??? something about something that I don???t think is public information yet so I could tell you but then I???d have to kill you??? or me.

You see, I work for a publicly traded software company AND I???m an insider since I???m the paralegal for the company. My boss is the General Counsel and I know all the shit. It???s fun but scary when I want to trade our stock and I know something???s up. In any event, it???s nice to be imPOtant??? so since the big cheese was in Vegas and I didn???t have plans to go anywhere anyway, I worked a half day on Thursday.
Wednesday though, mom and I went to Ikea in Emeryville. Cool little store. My mom and I are absolute best buds! I told her about my name being put on the bathroom wall by Craig and she loved it! Mom and I are a LOT alike except for physically. She???s very overweight. After telling her about the on line diaries and the camaraderie I???ve gotten here, she???s considering doing a diary. Would that be accepted here since she???s NOT into the whole iron concept? She just really needs to get information that???s correct on sugar, protein and what to eat and not eat. Of course, I???ll have to remove any naked pictures I may have up??? but she ALSO know my motto??? don???t ask the question unless you REALLY want the answer. There???s nothing I won???t tell her and sometimes she forgets that and asks.. once I start telling her, she???s covers up her ears and starts the ???la la la, I can???t hear you??? game. My brother hates us together. He says I turn into the grown up and she turns in to the kid. FU*& him I say. He???s actually having Christmas Eve at his place every year and since he and I are the drinkers in the family, we both consume it and then he gets pissed at me for SOMETHING I say or do. This last year, I was telling my uncle about Crockett (my bird) learning to say ???little fucker???. Now it???s not really my fault??? I had those little rolly polly bugs coming in the house under my my front door and I???d walk around the house saying ???you little fucker??? as I picked then up and threw them in the toilet. One day, while standing in the kitchen??? I heard him say ???fucker want an apple???? Funny, yes??? it???s funny. I don???t like the burping and when I???m sick, he makes the sound of me blowing my nose, sniffling, and even clearing that crap out of my throat and spitting.. it???s gross!!! BUT, at least it???s me. He???s such a wonderful guy??? I don???t live alone, I have a pet that talks to me in English!! He also tells kitty to be quiet. I could go on and on about him but looking above, it appears that I???ve been able to ramble about a whole lot of nothing already!!
Anyone have any hard facts on what alcohol does to your body ??? I know the basics but just want some more information to educate myself and to not consume 2 bottles of wine in a day!! (Embarrassing but true ??? I can drink a bottle and have just about no effect ??? not good) Of course, I can have all the booze in the house and never touch it, but with wine, I literally like the way it tastes and can???t find a non-alcoholic one that has really any decent flavor to it. Any information, suggestions etc would be great!
AND The good news:
MY ABS ARE SORE!!! Woo Hooo??? I need to put my workout in order so we???ll get to that.