Merry Xmas from theCaptn!

[theCaptn']

. . reindeer, snow, mistletoe and all that shit can fuck right off.

. . sun, beer, shrimp on the barbie, sand, and ho-ho-ho's is how we tanneded Southern Hemisphere Motherfuckers roll

Merry Xmas from theCaptn!

 

[theCaptn']

 

[theCaptn']

 

[vortrit]

It's more like this.

 

[Madmann]

If only british girls could really look like that good.

 

[theCaptn']

If only british girls could really look like that good.

shitty climate = low quality bitches

 

[Madmann]

shitty climate = low quality bitches

I thought in the brits case it was more about what they ate.

 

[hoyle21]

Fuck right, we all know you're lighting the menorah!

 

[Curt James]

 

[Madmann]

Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

My standards for females are much higher.

 

[theCaptn']

Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

My standards for females are much higher.

Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate

 

[Rednack]

he's into blokes..

 

[Big Pimpin]

Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate

 

[Imosted]

Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate

 

[Rednack]

I am a small pale Jew with no friends

 

[SFW]

YouTube Video

 

[Big Pimpin]

YouTube Video

 

[Madmann]

Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate

I don't have to pay most mate, but I wouldn't take those if someone paid me.

 

[theCaptn']

I don't have to pay most mate, but I wouldn't take those if someone paid me.

After a few cheeky lines of coke and a skinful of rum, these chicks will suck your savv until your head caves in!

 

[Gena Marie]

. . reindeer, snow, mistletoe and all that shit can fuck right off.

. . sun, beer, shrimp on the barbie, sand, and ho-ho-ho's is how we tanneded Southern Hemisphere Motherfuckers roll

Merry Xmas from theCaptn!

Hell yes!!!

 

[Rednack]

After a few cheeky lines of coke and a skinful of rum, these chicks will suck your savv until your head caves in!

he's a fickle little fucker..

 

[Madmann]

he's a fickle little fucker..

But didn't I tell you before to stop mistaking me for your boyfriend??

So what does your farmer landlord do for you mindless sheep during Xmas??

 

[Rednack]

Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

My standards for females are much higher.

I always knew you had a thing for animals, but i never dreamed you were into camel pussy..

 

[Madmann]

I always knew you had a thing for animals, but i never dreamed you were into camel pussy..

No I would not want your first boyfriend to give me any diseases.

So coward, we will see how long you continue to dodge my question.

 

[tommygunz]

If only british girls could really look like that good.

She's n Aussie you cocknuckle

 

[Madmann]

She's n Aussie you cocknuckle

Who cares you walking garbage disposal.

 

[tommygunz]

Who cares you walking garbage disposal.

 

[Madmann]

..

So how many fairy tale elves love you in your "Anabolic Wonderland" ??

 

[tommygunz]

So how many fairy tale elfs are in love in you in your "Anabolic Wonderland" ??

 

[Madmann]

As expected, your feeble mind is devoid of any wit or comprehension.