Mother in law hates me.....

[justhav2p]

I got drunk and started telling her everything I was doing to support her daughter.


Not a good idea. She hated me before but now is vocal qbout it.

The real problem is she is just a dumb redneck from Pensacola. Not my fault I was fired for helping my boss in a fight but he stil got a broken jaw. Not my fault I make moar $$$ selling weed then my job

 

[Iceman79]

At think it is a law that mother in laws have to have there son in laws.

 

[justhav2p]

Like sexually?... I wouldnt even if I was Bi

 

[dieseljimmy]

There's no way she's going to like you if you get fired from anything...quit even thinking about her. Your toast right now. Let time resolve that issue

any success on the baby front?

 

[Iceman79]

Like sexually?... I wouldnt even if I was Bi

Damn auto correct. I meant hate not have. Lol

 

[Renaissance Man]

My mother hates me... not even my mother-in-law.

So... hope this helps !

 

[seyone]

I guess I am fortunate, my mother in law loves me. I think she loves me more than she loves my wife.

 

[_LG_]

Mine too, I beat up her son

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

my wifes mom wants to blow me

 

[dave 236]

There's no way she's going to like you if you get fired from anything...quit even thinking about her. Your toast right now. Let time resolve that issue

any success on the baby front?

Absolutely. And unless you have a fucked up accident or something, she'll die before you do so just wait her out!

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[LightningRod]

My mother in law loves me. She texted me earlier in the week and said something she was doing made her think about me.
We just moved across the country recently.
Said she misses me more than I know...

 

[theCaptn']

my wifes mom wants to blow me

Let her and report back. There could be some free gears up for grabs

 

[Iceman79]

my wifes mom wants to blow me

From what I have read so do most of the guys here.

 

[nsp]

I can relate. Ironically enough every other women I've dated their mother loved. But the woman I actually marry has the biggest judge mental mother I've ever met. Even though I work hard to provide a good living for her daughter and the grand kids my wife and I have given her, helping her around the house and being nothing but nice to her, she just can't get over my appearance and is embarrassed by me. Tattoos, shaved head, muscle up, pierced ears and all. Just can't seem to accept the fact that my appearance doesn't compromise my integrity or ability to be the father and husband I need to be. But, it is what it is. I just try and kill her with kindness.

 

[SheriV]

There's no way she's going to like you if you get fired from anything...quit even thinking about her. Your toast right now. Let time resolve that issue

any success on the baby front?

i was thinkin this when I read the OP...fired from a job, no babies ....yeah the woman hates you but if shes some stupid redneck why do you care? keep on keepin on

 

[justhav2p]

Wife just had 2 eggs reach 5 cells with my jizzum inserted today.


Third try is the charm?

 

[Little Wing]

if you smoke tons of weed it greatly reduces your chances of impregnating anyone.

Marijuana: Factsheets: Reproduction and Pregnancy

some dispute this effect but i'm fertile as hell and didn't get pregnant during 5 years of my first marriage n unfreaking real heavy pot use.
with a non pot smoking man i got pregnant the same months i decided to. a bit more to it but i know my first husbands heavy pot use
worked like birth control.

 

[withoutrulers]

Redneck mother in laws blow themselves up cooking meth all the time. jis sayin. Start selling meth

 

[justhav2p]

Redneck mother in laws blow themselves up cooking meth all the time. jis sayin. Start selling meth

I refuse to lower my standards. Right now I only keep a tight clientel of the wealthy with skme of the finest product you cant get where I live unless you know me. The only thing I constantly get asked for is coke and X..... I would lower my standards for X but the white is too tricky since my guy is a halfbreed of Messican & Dirty Jew.

 

[withoutrulers]

Never trust the hybrid dirty jew white. It'll be half fruit fresh and unleavened bread

 

[nsp]

Ironically enough all the red neck mothers love me, guess cause I'm a bit of a country boy myself. But my mom I law is a country club snob so......

 

[Watson]

all my exs mothers loved me, why wouldnt they.....?

i get along ok with my mother in law, cepting i refuse to get involved in any family arguments........she said i need to pick a side, but i like to be sweden.......

 

[Renaissance Man]

if you smoke tons of weed it greatly reduces your chances of impregnating anyone.

Marijuana: Factsheets: Reproduction and Pregnancy

some dispute this effect but i'm fertile as hell and didn't get pregnant during 5 years of my first marriage n unfreaking real heavy pot use.
with a non pot smoking man i got pregnant the same months i decided to. a bit more to it but i know my first husbands heavy pot use
worked like birth control.

I have to contest this my dear.

I smoke like a dutch chimney, and I bet I could get a woman pregnant who's gone through menopause.

Not even birth control can stop me... <--- true fact

 

[Diesel618]

This is what you deserve for getting married. Monogamy is for insecure betas. Srs.

 

[justhav2p]

I am getting pretty tired of being a monosexual..... I asked for at least a handjob today and was denied. Its been over 4 weeks since Ive busted a nut with her lame excuses of not being able to fuck from doctors orders. No fellatio since she gets lock jaw. No handjob since her arm gets to tired. Butt sex is a no since ive smelt what comes out of there.

 

[theCaptn']

Here's what you go. Wait until she's asleep then start LHJO.

When you ready to bust a nut, roll into her and rub that seed into her without waking her of course.

You can then go to sleep satisfied your woman is covered in sticky man goo.

 

[Watson]

I am getting pretty tired of being a monosexual..... I asked for at least a handjob today and was denied. Its been over 4 weeks since Ive busted a nut with her lame excuses of not being able to fuck from doctors orders. No fellatio since she gets lock jaw. No handjob since her arm gets to tired. Butt sex is a no since ive smelt what comes out of there.

would u keep wasting ur $ on a car u cant drive in the hope one day u might? ditch the bitch and get a better one!

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

I am getting pretty tired of being a monosexual..... I asked for at least a handjob today and was denied. Its been over 4 weeks since Ive busted a nut with her lame excuses of not being able to fuck from doctors orders. No fellatio since she gets lock jaw. No handjob since her arm gets to tired. Butt sex is a no since ive smelt what comes out of there.

fuck that...after 4 or 5 days im ready to kill

 

[Iceman79]

fuck that...after 4 or 5 days im ready to kill

I know exactly what you mean. Having alone time is fine but there will never be a substitute for the real thing

 

[justhav2p]

I got cut after 9 hrs so I got home, put a roast in the oven, put on some Berry Manilow & LHJOed in my living room keeping eye contact with the dogs.

I cleaned up and destroyed the evidence before the wife got home.

I just need to find a good connect for pain pills to drown my sorrows.... Any one have a first hand review of this guy Madex Pharmacy on Facebook pushing Paki drugs?