They need an LW inspired insert. Its very dry and uncomfortable to use, to replicate sex with a menopausal woman.
and it has random google facts printed on the side. And complains as you pump in and out. Then when you jizz it lets out a raspy cough and whafts a coffee scent into the air.
Id buy one.....
.....And then strangle it while my cock was inside.
Going out to buy fleshlight and tallest conditioner bottle available, plastic For Sale sign (need a strip of hard plastic to act as adapter to slide cut base over), rubber cement to make non-slip seal around cut and adapter + new sharp cutter for my Dremel and super glue...
Going out to buy fleshlight and tallest conditioner bottle available, plastic For Sale sign (need a strip of hard plastic to act as adapter to slide cut base over), rubber cement to make non-slip seal around cut and adapter + new sharp cutter for my Dremel and super glue...
just remember god filled the world with pussies, hell more than half the men have one too. so if you cant get laid then your SOL. I remember a post from a guy who nailed a 400# whale of a woman, so anything is possible if you really need to get off. Hell that dude cant even do pushups and he got pussy...
I'll post a vid of how to build it and how to use it in graphic HD detail, you can see the purple heart shaped vein on top of my dick that works just like the pearls japanese men get embedded under the skin of their wangs to stimulate the clit....
I'll post a vid of how to build it and how to use it in graphic HD detail, you can see the purple heart shaped vein on top of my dick that works just like the pearls japanese men get embedded under the skin of their wangs to stimulate the clit....
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