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Things that were used during sex by you or someone else with you or other people having sex and you watching of course, not porn, real life, unless you are working with porn then you should make a separate thread. Things that were not meant to be used during sex but they were used anyway. Objects, uncommon toys, vegetables, any type of food, paper, strings..

What objects got sexy?

" :paddle:"
 
A string of cultured pearls.

Use your imagination.
 
An empty bottle of champagne and a Strawberry, on her of coarse!
 
My ex used the bottom of an electric toothbrush on me and thought it made a good vibrator. I didnt make any noise because I couldn't feel it. So he trys harder.


Fuckin dumbass. :mooh:
 
a lot of women use water to masturbate. tap from the tub adjusted just right, legs in the air... or the jet in a hot tub.
 
what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter :eek:


tennis anyone?
 
Muscle Gelz Transdermals
IronMag Labs Prohormones
LMAOQQQ I got some of those as a "free gift" with my order. I took one look at those and I didn't just say no....I said HELL NO!!! They have a nice home under my bed unused!!!
 
LOL Good question! I guess I just threw them in there along with the rest of the "order" and so the kids don't find them! LOL ALthough, maybe my 18 year old might like them!!!! LMAO!!
 
Little Wing said:
what about an object meant for sex that you need to find another use for? i ordered anal beads ummmmm remember circumference is NOT the same as diameter :eek:


tennis anyone?
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I just laughed so hard I cried. :roflmao:
God my girlfriend read that too and she didn't know what was so funny.
Is it only funny to the opposite sex?
 
nope. it was funny to me too. when i opened the box and saw them if i was drinking anything it would have came out my nose.
 
Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.
 
Blackhorse said:
Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.
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is your wife that latex angel chick? :thinking:
 
not quite as adventurous i hope. the guy spits in her face while she's blowing him n shit. you can see her recoil in disgust sometimes. she tries to hide it but she doesn't like everything they do which just makes it pathetic.
 
Blackhorse said:
Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.
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That's pretty awesome, do you also color and decorate them on Easter for your kids to find.
That would really be awesome. Those little tiny arms up reaching your wifes vagina....
 
Blackhorse said:
Helped my wife the other night take a dozn peeled hard boiled eggs up her vagina. Why? Just to see if she could. Pretty awesome.
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Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch? :hmmm:
 
We play with food allll the time...
and kitchen utensils... Who knew the handle from a spatula could fit so nicely... :thinking:
 
IronAddict said:
Damn, not 3 or 4, but 12!

And after the fact, did you have egg salad sandwiches for lunch? :hmmm:
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She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."
 
Blackhorse said:
She actually took six at one time - and they came out one at a time. That's what I get for saying "dare ya."
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Good man, just busting your chops a little.

She's a dare devil extraordinaire, I tell ya. Makes Evil Knieval look like a sissy boy.

You ever been to Thailand ?
 
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